Zombies vs. Sex Toys - Enter to Win a Zombie Fighting Prize!
Zombies hot on your trail? Watch out and get prepared to defend yourself.
A few years ago, Lovehoney staffers put our heads together and came up with a Zombie Apocalypse safety video with a difference - the only weapons used are sex toys! Check out some of our best zombie fighting tips below and comment to enter to win your choice of one of these useful items for self defense against zombies.
The winner can choose one of the following for a prize Bondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Ball Gag, Lovehoney Tease Me Silver Handcuffs, or Sliquid Silver Luxury Silicone Lubricant. Let us know in the comments which of these tools you could really use!
Check below for the complete list of sex toys you need to be prepared for a zombie attack and learn more about how to stay ready when zombies show up hungry for brains!
Plus, I've included some other interesting articles to educate you about the enemy. Read on and comment before November 1st to enter to win.
- Here's everything you need in your Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness (ZAP) kit: Obscenely large rubber dildo or oversized butt toy, blow-up doll, pheromone spray, spare body parts, like Doc Johnson Belladonna's Magic Hand Dildo. Plus, the items up for grabs in this giveaway; a sturdy ball gag, metal handcuffs, and slippery silicone lube!
- If you can't beat 'um join 'um: Get ready with your Zombie Costume! Choose from Fever High School Horror Zombie Schoolgirl Costume or Fever Zombie Nurse Halloween Costume and get the blood stained stockings free! [FREE Fever Blood Stained Stockings worth $10.99 with selected zombie costumes]
- "The very brilliant sex toy survivalist nerds over at Lovehoney UK have pulled out some serious MacGuyver moves just in time for Halloween and the coming zombie apocalypse." Even though this post is two years old, it's always a good time to brush up (see the full video below), via Violet Blue. [How To: Use Sex Toys to Defeat Zombies]
- Zombies are definitely in style! The zombie themed show "Walking Dead" has captivated a huge audience. Making it the highest rated show this season. Do you follow this show? What's your favorite scary TV? ['Walking Dead' Premiere Is Highest Rated Show of TV Season]
- Did we start a trend? It looks like they've caught on and started using sex toys to fight off the zombies in this a video game: "We've seen zombies defeat plucky humans in countless films, but maybe those survivors lost because they weren't using the right weapon. Maybe they needed to loot a local sex shop and get a four foot long, purple... well, you'll see..." [Zombies, sex toys and Burt Reynolds collide in new Saints Row: The Third videos]
- What about Zombie themed sex toys? Fleshlight came out with a zombie model a while back as part of their "Freaks" collection. Vampires have proved more enticing for our customers, that's why we offer the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Vampire Succu Dry. [Fleshlight creates vampire, Frankenstein, zombie and cyborg vaginas]
Here's the video with some very helpful insight on how to defeat zombies using sex toys!
The winner of the Dare Book and dare! Rabbit Vibe from our last giveaway was dizzygirl, congratulations! Remember to comment below and tell us which prize you want to win; Bondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Ball Gag, Lovehoney Tease Me Silver Handcuffs, or Sliquid Silver Luxury Silicone Lubricant before November 1st to enter. The winner will be chosen at random and contacted via email.
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