• Zombies vs. Sex Toys - Enter to Win a Zombie Fighting Prize!

    How to Defeat Zombies with Sex Toys

    Zombies hot on your trail? Watch out and get prepared to defend yourself.

    A few years ago, Lovehoney staffers put our heads together and came up with a Zombie Apocalypse safety video with a difference - the only weapons used are sex toys! Check out some of our best zombie fighting tips below and comment to enter to win your choice of one of these useful items for self defense against zombies.

    The winner can choose one of the following for a prize Bondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Ball Gag, Lovehoney Tease Me Silver Handcuffs, or Sliquid Silver Luxury Silicone Lubricant. Let us know in the comments which of these tools you could really use!

    Check below for the complete list of sex toys you need to be prepared for a zombie attack and learn more about how to stay ready when zombies show up hungry for brains!

    Plus, I've included some other interesting articles to educate you about the enemy. Read on and comment before November 1st to enter to win.



    • "The very brilliant sex toy survivalist nerds over at Lovehoney UK have pulled out some serious MacGuyver moves just in time for Halloween and the coming zombie apocalypse." Even though this post is two years old, it's always a good time to brush up (see the full video below), via Violet Blue. [How To: Use Sex Toys to Defeat Zombies]
    • Did we start a trend? It looks like they've caught on and started using sex toys to fight off the zombies in this a video game: "We've seen zombies defeat plucky humans in countless films, but maybe those survivors lost because they weren't using the right weapon. Maybe they needed to loot a local sex shop and get a four foot long, purple... well, you'll see..." [Zombies, sex toys and Burt Reynolds collide in new Saints Row: The Third videos]
    1. Here's the video with some very helpful insight on how to defeat zombies using sex toys!

    The winner of the Dare Book and dare! Rabbit Vibe from our last giveaway was dizzygirl, congratulations! Remember to comment below and tell us which prize you want to win; Bondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Ball Gag, Lovehoney Tease Me Silver Handcuffs, or Sliquid Silver Luxury Silicone Lubricant before November 1st to enter. The winner will be chosen at random and contacted via email.

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    Comments (13)

    • LesserUnknown: October 22, 2013 22:57
      The first thing anyone needs in an emergency situation is always lube. And silicone lube would be my choice because why else do they call Gun Oil "gun oil", har har.
    • SubReiSkyeM: October 23, 2013 00:13
      That Sliquid silicone lube would come in very handy! I could lube myself all over so they couldn't grab me ;)
    • Toy Addict: October 23, 2013 05:04
      I love Halloween and all things horror, and it's so much fun when it combines with sex toys too!

      That Saints Row video is funny, reminds me of the Great American Challenge Dildo.

      I would like to win the ball gag.

    • Kerrie: October 23, 2013 17:21
      I think it would require a couple of items to defend myself... The lube to make me slippery so they slide right off me and the large rubber dildo to beat them off with if they were to get too close...

      If I won the ball gag I would also need this so they couldn't hear me... Lol

    • Ren: October 26, 2013 05:03
      I'm so glad the fist made the list. I would use that, some rope, and maybe some electroshock therapy items. I would love to win the ball gag!
    • Ren: October 26, 2013 05:04
      I'm so glad the fist made the list. I would use that, some rope, and maybe some electroshock therapy items. I would love to win the ball gag!
    • Emma: October 26, 2013 06:13
      What a great article! Perfect for Halloween :-) I'd love to win the ball gag!
    • Beanfiddler: October 26, 2013 17:05
      I'm beginning to suspect I won't need to worry about zombies this Halloween. It's been so hot they'll just decompose too quickly to catch me. Just in case though, the Sliquid Silver would a great win. Not only could I lube myself up, I can also do the floor. No way they can get to me!
    • dizzygirl: October 26, 2013 20:54
      I could really use the Sliquid lube because everything is better when slick.
    • Sabrina: October 29, 2013 03:51
      Sexy Zombie Apocalypse! Loved the video and the survival guide!
      Would love to win the ball gag!
    • ember Berlin: October 29, 2013 15:44
      first the ball gag, then the cuffs... I'm sure the lube would come in handy a little later... zombies like it gory.
    • CliticalJenne: October 30, 2013 03:26
      Halloween is my favorite time of the year. So much fun to watch everyone dress up and let loose. It's the one time of the year you can be a freak and not be considered socially awkward LOL

      I would love to win the silver handcuffs because you never know when they might come in handy for holding down a zombie.

    • Lou22: October 30, 2013 21:46
      My ZAP kit is missing a couple of items, think i might have to go for dressing as a zombie myself and hope for the best :)
      Would love to who the ball gag.
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