It's a well known fact that Lovehoney customers are the best around, and I love sharing with you the nice comments our team receive daily, as well as the occasional hilarious drawings we get in the post.
Just last week, Customer Care advisor Chelsea (right) was manning the Live Chat function when she received a veritable Lovehoney love poem from a kind customer:
Lovehoney.com is THE one
Clothes to please and some to tease
Silks and satins I don't look fat in
Frills and bows, for anything goes
Men and women both enjoy a sexy Lovehoney toy
Thank you Lovehoney
You can have my money
You give me pleasure
For my leisure
You help me feel in the mood
All is fun and never crude.
Of course, Chelsea couldn't not return the favour... Read on below for her hilarious response!
We love reading your product reviews, and every month we choose our favorite to win a $150 Lovehoney voucher. Everyone who submitted a product review, whether positive or negative, during February was eligible to win, and this month's prize goes to Greenwine for their review of the Lovehoney Adore Me Lace & Microfiber Chemise Set.
Greenwine described the fit, feel and quality of this lingerie set perfectly, while offering constructive feedback on how it could be even better:
"Teamed with some semi-opaque black lace-top stockings, simple sheer black knickers and a pair of pretty red suede shoes, let's just say hubby had a VERY happy homecoming (and so did I!)"
"One potential improvement - add another pair of loops so the chemise can take six suspender straps. But that's maybe an unfair criticism - this is pretty, sexy, curvaceously flattering and wild-romance-inducing!"
Check out the full review by Greenwine, and read on below for the runners up:
Did you know Lovehoney has the biggest online sex toy review database in the world? With 117,000 genuine customer product reviews, you can see what other people thought before you purchase. Plus, every month we choose the best new user-uploaded review to receive $150 to spend at Lovehoney.
Our latest winner is Sapiosexual, who submitted a great review offering superb advice to first time corset shoppers. We loved how she compared the affordable Classic Satin Underbust Steel Boned Corset with custom made corsetry.
"It's one of the cheapest corsets you can get, so I made sure I read all the reviews before buying it. It's the fourth corset I've owned, so I knew what had and hadn't worked with my previous ones. I must say, for such a cheap corset, it seems pretty good. The satin feels lovely and the build appears to be pretty sturdy."
Read Sapiosexual's review in full.
Why not submit your review now to be entered into the next contest? Read our guide to Writing Winning Product Reviews for some tips on getting started.
Keep reading to find out if you were a runner up...
Lovehoney's resident sexpert Annabelle Knight will be spreading her knowledge on all things sex, relationships and kink with NOW magazine readers.
Starting this week, our Annabelle is the new Sex and Relationship Expert for British magazine "NOW", and we couldn't be happier!
You'll recognise Annabelle from presenting many of our sex advice and product videos on LovehoneyTV.
She also had a starring role in the recent Lovehoney documentary "Frisky Business" which followed the production of her exclusive range of sex toys. The Annabelle Knight Collection comprises of four vibrators designed with female pleasure in mind.
Annabelle is clearly looking forward to tackling the nation's sex and relationship issues: "I'm so excited to be working with Now Magazine, it's a fabulous opportunity and one I couldn't be happier about! I'm sure all my years at Lovehoney will definitely come in handy!"
The "Ask Annabelle" feature will run every week and you'll see Annabelle tackle sex questions from readers all over the country. If you want to get involved, email your question to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Read on for a closer look at The Annabelle Knight Collection:
Happy Independence Day! What are your plans for the 4th of July weekend?
Whether you're hosting a fun BBQ or chilling out and watching fireworks, there's always time for some sneaky summer sale shopping!
We've taken inspiration from this special weekend to highlight our favorite red, white and blue lingerie, sex toys and essentials - because who says you can't be patriotic in the bedroom?
If you're looking for a special bargain, make sure you check out our secret $20 sale!
Check out our top 4th of July picks below, and have a brilliant weekend!
Here at Lovehoney.com, we pride ourselves in being the sexual happiness people, and we think a fulfilling sex life should be available to everyone. That's why we love to support Pride Month and follow all the various events taking place around the globe.
With that in mind, we've set up a special discount code that you can use to get 10% off anything at Lovehoney.com. Whether you're shopping for sex toys, lingerie or other essentials, just visit our Pride page before adding items to your cart as usual and get 10% off everything at the checkout. This code expires at the end of June, so make sure to stock up before then!
I had fun getting into the spirit of things by picking out my top 6 products to apply your discount to below - note the festive colors! Make sure to leave your thoughts in the comments, and don't forget to tell me about your top Pride moments as well.
Nothing says sleek, stylish and modern like shiny silverware - and that includes sex toys, too! The njoy Pure Plug Stainless Steel Butt Plug demonstrates this perfectly, and we love how it blends in with the rest of the silverware in this shot.
If you want to see more fun and creative pictures of sex toys, visit this week's Toy with me Tuesday round up on Ness's blog, or follow the #ToyWithMeTuesday hashtag on twitter.
How did everyone find time to submit such fantastic reviews over the holidays?! In December we saw a huge amount of reviews come in to Lovehoney.com, adding to the 117,000 user-uploaded reviews already available to read.
As usual, we've chosen our favorite to win $150 to spend at Lovehoney, and have also selected some runners-up to get Oh! Points to spend or save.
Review of the Month
Without further ado, this month we've chosen Lovehoney customer Tectonic Tiger as winner, with a fantastic review of the Lovehoney Magic Cock Rings (6 Pack). We loved that his review was both informative and entertaining:
"Unlike many (most) other cock rings, they do not have a cylindrical profile that can feel as though it is 'digging in'. Instead they are flat on the inside, which spreads the pressure over a larger area, making them far more comfortable to wear. Their soft material conforms to your shape perfectly and their supreme stretchability will allow them to fit a wide range of sizes."
Read the rest of Tectonic Tiger's review.
Read on to find out if you were one of our runners up...
Here at Lovehoney.com, we're helping you beat the January blues with a fantastic special offer!
For this month only, every copy of Explosive by Beth Kery comes with a FREE Lovehoney BASICS Love Bullet Vibrator, allowing you to take your pleasure for reading to the next level!
The hot new release from New York Times bestselling author Beth Kery, Explosive explores the volatile relationship between Dr Sophie Gable and dark soul Thomas Nicosia.
An ex-explosives specialist, there seems to be an air of danger surrounding Thomas that Sophie can't resist. But is it possible that their passionate affair is actually putting her life in danger?
Enjoy a free Love Bullet with every copy of this smouldering story and take your pleasure up a notch. With over 145 glowing reviews, this discreet vibrator is the perfect reading accessory.
It's time to announce the Review of the Month for October - and what a month it was! With plenty of new products and customer favourites being reviewed, it was tough to choose just one winner.
However, we're delighted to award user Cornish89 $150 to spend at Lovehoney.com. Her review of the new Sqweel Go USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator was both interesting and informative.
While she started out as a sceptic, the fantastic Sqweel Go soon changed her mind.
"I was so excited to try out this toy as I love receiving oral sex but I'm one of those women who normally takes a long time to orgasm. My partner was as excited as me I think as he was hoping it meant he wouldn't get repetitive strain injury in his tongue!" Read the entire review by Cornish89.
To be in with a chance to win $150 to spend at Lovehoney, while also adding to our 117,000 customer product reviews, simply add your review now. Read Krista's guide Writing Winning Product Reviews to get started.
We've also picked runners up to receive 2,000 Oh! Points each. Read on to find out if you were one of the lucky ones...