Adult Novelty Cards
We have the perfect adult greetings cards for birthdays, anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, bridal showers, Christmas and more. Tongue-in-cheek and incredibly raunchy, all of our greeting cards are shipped free from Lovehoney.
Category: Adult Novelty Cards
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Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Greetings Card
- Quality X-rated greetings card with 'Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey' design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you need to add anything else!
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I Really Love You! Greeting Card
- Romance your loved one with this adult greeting card - but don't forget the small print! X-rated card with 'I Really Love You!' in large letters and 'Oh, and You're a Great Shag' in teeny tiny print. Blank inside, for anything else you might like to add.
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Minge... Adult Greeting Card
- Hmmm... The only thing we have to add to this card is the word 'twadge'! Impress your friends with this greeting card emblazoned with a choice selection of words all to do with our favourite lady parts! Blank inside for your own message.
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Keep Calm and Make Love Greeting Card
- Take advice from the Ministry with this "Keep Calm and Make Love" greeting card. This bold card is a great gift to your lover for any special occasion and makes a great keepsake - just take the advice whenever you get your knickers in a twist.
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You Sexy Thing... Adult Greeting Card
- Say it loud and proud, with this brash X-rated Adult greeting card with 'You Sexy Thing' wording. Blank inside for your own message, or dirty little drawing. Whatever you think will tickle the recipient's fancy!
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Happy Valentine's Day Adult Greeting Card
- Hopeless romantics, look away now - this is the perfect Valentine's Day card for jokers and cynics. "Happy Valentine's Day My Love... Hope I'm Getting a Blow Job Tonight". Blank for your own message.
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Love Greeting Card
- A retro-styled greetings card with bubble text in pinks and reds reading 'Love'. Perfect for letting someone know you love them in a fun and playful way.
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Now Do I Get That Shag? Adult Greeting Card
- Celebrate a saucy Valentine's day by giving your lover a card that shows your true intentions. 'No do I get that shag?' wording provides a straight-to-the-point way of letting the recipient know you want more than just chocolate and roses!
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