Novelty Gifts
Our naughty novelty gifts are perfect for bachelor parties and bachelorette parties, bridal showers or as a cheeky anniversary gift. A pair of bouncing boobies, a silly willy, novelty posing pouches, mankinis and blow-up dolls with free shipping at Lovehoney.
Category: Novelty Gifts
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Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold
- The perfect blindfold for belligerent subs, this satin sleep mask is detailed with iridescent sequins and is emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off". Message loud and clear, whether or not it's obeyed is another matter. A fun and quirky bedroom bondage toy.
- Our Price: $8.99
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Willy Egg Fryer
- Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.
- Our Price: $4.99
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Deluxe Willy Straws (12 Pack)
- Pucker up for the perfect hen party drink! 12 smart white straws each with a dinky little pink winky up near the top. Use them at home or taken them out on your hen night with you. Cocktails ahoy!
- Our Price: $6.99
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Silly Sticky Willy
- It's silly! It's sticky! It's a willy! An individually gift-wrapped mini sticky willy that the hens will just love to feel and fondle. Almost as good as the real thing! Throw against the wall and see if it sticks!
- Our Price: $3.99
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Grow Your Own Willy Adult Novelty
- When it comes to silly-season gift-giving, presents don't get silly-willier. Drop this perfect pecker into a bowl of water and it'll grow to 600% its original size. You can't do as much with it as you can a real man, but at least it won't fart in bed.
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Emergency Mini Vibrator
- In case of an emergency, break out this mini vibrator and let its powerful vibrations give you orgasmic relief. A great novelty gift, containing a seriously effective vibrator. If in doubt, seek urgent sexual attention.
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Racing Willies Game
- Pick a pecker, wind 'em up and watch 'em wobble! Who'll come first? These wind-up racing willies are the perfect warm up for some hen night fun! A great way to get the party started.
- Our Price: $6.99
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Inflatable Perfect Man
- Give your ego a boost with your very own tall (imagination is needed), dark, handsome hunk. Canned for freshness, he is always ready to please you, even though he's only 50cm high.
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Grow Your Own Sex Toy
- This little Rabbit is no more than an inch high but pop it in some water and, hey presto, it grows up to 600% its size - which is more than can be said for a willy! It's the gift that gives and gives and gives...
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Ring for Sex Bell Keyring
- If you're not one to mince your words, then this cheeky keyring bell is just the ticket. You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood, just give them this portable bell and wait to be called to bed!
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Husband Voodoo Doll
- You've had the the big wedding and the honeymoon-to-die for... And then what? Your husband leaves his pants on the floor, dirty dishes in the lounge and feet on the table. Get his attention and whip him into action with the Husband Voodoo Doll!
- Our Price: $12.99
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Official Pecker Inspector Badge
- Perfect for a Hen Night or a girls' night on the town, the solid metal Department of Erections Pecker Inspector badge is a guaranteed ice-breaker. Pin one on and the guys will be lining up to be inspected at the Hen Do!
- Our Price: $6.99
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Miraclebra Bath Pillow
- Relax in style with this inflatable boobs head rest! Printed with a pretty French lace bra, you can rest your mind between two mountainous mammaries in the bath, on the couch, in a hot tub or even on the plane!
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Grow Your Own Boyfriend
- Fed up with acne-scarred dating agency rejects? Exercise total control by growing your own boyfriend: simply add water and watch him swell. He never argues or snores, he's always there when you need him, doesn't drink and has eyes only for you!
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Ring for Sex Bell
- You don't need to read body language or study sexual signals to know when your partner is in the mood with this clever bell! One ring for 'I'm ready', two rings for 'be quick' and three rings for 'GET HERE NOW'!
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Sex Calorie Counter for Couples
- Burn calories the fun way with lots of sex! This calorie counter for couples introduces some fantastic ideas for fun in the bedroom, telling you exactly how many calories you're burning with each position.
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Ducky with a Dick
- A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!
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Willy Toss Game
- Everyone likes to a toss a bit of willy on a Hen Night! Grab the smooth pink pads, make sure the red heart-shaped targets are facing outward, then toss the willy back and forth. Should be an Olympic sport!
- Our Price: $11.99
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Ring For A Kiss Bell
- A beautiful bell that will get you the attention you deserve! Swing the handle and the metal bell will ring out loud, letting your partner know that you require a kiss immediately.
- Our Price: $9.99
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Willy Ice Tray
- Fill this ice cube tray with water and once its set, you have 4 frozen willies to chill your cocktail with! Great for Hen Nights and birthday parties!
- Our Price: $6.99
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Instant Inflatable Boob Job
- Want a boob job without the surgery? Say hello to the brilliant new alternative to breast-boosting chicken fillets! Just inflate, place inside your bra and enjoy enviable cleavage.
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Grow Your Own Boobs Adult Novelty
- Who's got a lovely bunch of coconuts? You have! Drop these pert breasts into a bowl of water and within 72 hours they'll swell to 600% of their original size - how's that for a handful?! A great gift for guys and gals!
- Our Price: $3.99
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Ring For A Fuck Bell
- A stunning silver bell that you can ring every time you fancy a little fun! Great for pamper days, honeymoon holidays and naughty play time...
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Grow Your Own Diamond Ring
- Bling bling! Not got a guy who'll stump up for a dazzler? Grow your own diamond ring! Best of all, it gets 600% larger in just three days, so you'll have the biggest rock on the block!
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Inflate a Date Male Blow-Up Doll
- If you can't quite stretch to a sexy male stripper jumping out of a cake, this is the next best thing. This 10 inch inflatable man is uber-buff and he'll explode out of his tiny packet if you give it a quick bash and shake. Ooh-err!
- Our Price: $9.99
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Official Boob Inspector Badge
- OK girls, pay attention! The Department of Titillation is in town and their official inspector have got a job to do. Watch out for any guys wearing the Official Boob Inspector solid metal badge.
- Our Price: $6.99
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Ring For a Shag Bell Keyring
- Ring this sexy keychain when you're up for a bit of bedroom fun. The small bell keychain can be attached to any set of keys via a metal chain and is a great novelty gift for your lover.
- Our Price: $3.99
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