1. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold

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      1. Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold

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    1. Product Description

      The perfect blindfold for belligerent subs, this satin sleep mask is detailed with iridescent sequins and is emblazoned with the words "Fuck Off". Message loud and clear, whether or not it's obeyed is another matter. A fun and quirky bedroom bondage toy.

      Throw common decency and courtesy out of the window with this brazen eye mask. Bold and beautiful, it makes a statement that's impossible to ignore and tempting to disobey.

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    Fuck Off Eye Mask Blindfold 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (4 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Counting sheep? Nah

      Reviewed: August 13, 2013 by MandiVonSweiss, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I got this for my mum some Christmases ago, and to my surprise she still has it!

      Her face lit up when I gave her it and she absolutely loves it, The sequins haven't come off, the elastic hasn't snapped, and the material isn't uncomfortable.

      The product comes in a plain plastic box, with a bit of card advertising the product, straight to the point if anything!

      I wish that they made a twin pack because I know me and my OH could do with some eye masks. :-)

      Might get one myself!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      8 out of 10
      Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      5 out of 10
      Pros
      Great build quality, very humorous!
      Cons
      That there isn't a twin pack!
      Bottom line
      Brilliant novelty gift, but works well!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Does what it says on the tin

      Reviewed: June 24, 2013 by rubysoho, a Straight Single Female

      Nice soft material. I don't like the sequins really so I shall unpick them and remove them.

      This wasn't bought for roleplay or anything kinky so it will probably be quite a boring review... but definitely did the trick for wearing for a nap this afternoon. :)

      Stayed on well without being too tight, no discomfort, or itchiness, or any tags rubbing. Worth the money and going to be my new favourite nap accessory!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      10 out of 10
      Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      Stayed on with no discomfort .
      Cons
      Sequins look a bit tacky.
      Bottom line
      Great little nap mask.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. More effective than

      Reviewed: March 23, 2011 by Clare Reynolds, a Bisexual Single Female

      The material is nice and soft, and the strap is not too loose or too tight. The sequins don't come off very easily even when you sleep in them. They have a little tag telling you how to wash the mask on the inside, and it can be a little scratchy but if you move it to the side it shouldn't bother too much!

      Obviously if you have fairly reserved housemates, they might not like the "Fuck Off" part, but it can be hidden pretty easily either as a sleepmask or a blindfold of some kind!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      8 out of 10
      Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      Material, build.
      Cons
      Scratchy tag.
      Bottom line
      Funny and comfy!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes