1. Ducky with a Dick

      Average customer review: Average customer review 10 out of 10 (14 reviews) Add your review

      A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!

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      1. Ducky with a Dick

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    1. Product Description

      A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!

      Duck is 5-inches high and 4-inches long.

      Please note that this duck does not vibrate.

    1. Essential info

      • Material: Rubber
      • Waterproof: Submersible

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    1. Delightful Ducky

      Reviewed: March 17, 2015 by Lovehoney - Jessica, a Straight Going Steady Female

      As a person who has a keen interest in water fowl, and keeps them as pets, I certainly was curious when I saw this happy little fellow advertised on-line.

      My OH and I have our own little inside jokes when it comes to the pets, so he didn't bat an eyelid when I proceeded to chase our Male Muscovy around the yard with this little fellow. (Consider it karma, particularly when our Runty is always excitedly chasing the poor geese and smaller ducks.)

      This little guy is just smaller than your palm, comes complete in cute packaging that shows you how he looks as if he is bobbling above water-parts concealed underneath. When water tested, I can confirm that he's a lousy swimmer and the winky was the only thing coming up for air!! (Speaking of which, I think it's fairly amazing he is so well endowed for such a small creature. 1/3 his actual size. Wouldn't most blokes find that enviable??)

      But as a whole, this little rubber ducky makes a superb gag gift. This one came home to a loving household. A great conversational starter for guests. I only wish the household birds found him as amusing as I did.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      That it almost gets away with being an innocent-looking duck.
      Cons
      Well, he didn't have any feathers. And he's not a great swimmer.
      Bottom line
      Pretty decent as a gag gift.
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    1. Great cheeky fellow

      Reviewed: March 4, 2015 by Cuddlekins, a Straight Engaged Female

      I decided last year to do a sexy secret Santa for the family as it had been a rough year and I thought people could do with a few giggles.

      I gave this to my sister-in-law, who looked at the box slightly distrustingly, then turned it to one side and saw what this cheeky chap was hiding, and boy did she giggle. No one else could see what she was giggling at and wanted to know what was so funny, meaning the duck soon got unboxed and thrown around the room to unsuspecting people.

      The duck is made of good plastic with no smell and didn't seem to scratch even after being thrown around a room.

      Great item for duck-lovers or for bathtime laughs. Well worth the £4 I spent on him - I would recommend him to anyone after a cheeky laugh.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Packaging makes the duck pass as sweet until you see his cheeky side.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Cheap, cheerful duck that will get giggles.
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    1. Rubber dickie

      Reviewed: February 23, 2015 by dodgyrider, a Straight Engaged Male

      I bought this as a stocking filler for my wife as she collects ducks.

      It gave us some giggles and everyone else we showed. It's a bit of light humour and well worth the £4.

      He has also been on a birthday cake where his manhood was hidden until it was time to cut the cake!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Gave us some giggles.
      Cons
      Can't stand it up anywhere.
      Bottom line
      Light-hearted fun.
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