1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Supersize your sex life with this John Holmes replica dildo that features every vein, curve and bulge of the legendary porn star. Bring your fantasies to life and experience sensationally filling sensations with its powerful suction cup.

      Each inch of Mr Holmes's manhood has been captured in amazing detail. If your daydreams have John Homes in them - this is your dildo. With its firm but flexible insertable length of 10 inches and girth of 7.75 inches, an orgsmically satisfying time is guaranteed. For hands-free fun, the toy's suction cup base attaches to any smooth, hard surface.

      Use this toy with lashings of lube for the most slippery and comfortable experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a carry bag.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic dildo for extra-girthy, extra-long lifelike internal pleasure
      • Cast from porn superstar John Holmes
      • Swollen head and veiny shaft increase arousal
      • Bulbous balls caress external pleasure points
      • Strong suction cup for hands-free penetration
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 13 inches
      • Insertable Length: 10 inches
      • Circumference: 7.75 inches
      • Base diameter: 3
      • Base type: Sucker
      • Pornstar: John Holmes
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Skin Safe Rubber
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      Experience the legend! Every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, this is a large realistic dildo that offers inch after inch of satisfaction.

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    Customer Reviews

    Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (8 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. OMG

      Reviewed: May 11, 2014 by Mrandmrs88, a Straight Engaged Male

      I brought this dildo a few years back as my wife wanted something a bit girthier, this did not disappoint at all.

      The first time we used it 'OMG' was used on more than a few occasions. This dildo has a very soft realistic feel but yet is firm enough to enjoy some hands-free fun.

      Not for the faint hearted. I would highly recommend for someone who is looking for a challenge.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The feel and quality
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      Big, sexy and lots of fun
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. I got it in

      Reviewed: December 14, 2013 by Biboy301, a Bisexual Single Male

      This is a great toy and great quality. I bought this to see how far I can go. After getting an 8-inch then 10, the only way was up.

      I've seen John Holmes porn films and wanted to see if I could take his huge cock. Well after a couple of attempts, a lot of lube and using all the toys available to me, I finally got it in and it feels amazing!

      It pops as it goes in and just gets better the further it goes.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      10 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Quality, size, it comes with its own bag.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Worth every penny.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Terrific quality

      Reviewed: March 23, 2013 by AnalColumbus

      A male and into giant sized dildos (Homo Gigantus is my third largest - just to give you an idea), I bought this one for practising going deep.

      The material is soft when you squeeze it, but not too much. The dildo is quite flexible, so if you squat on it you will have to guide it with a hand till it's firmly inside you.

      This was a minor irritant at the beginning, but I found it actually to be the dildo's main advantage: if you attach it to a bathroom wall and "ride" it in a standing position, it will sort of hang low inside you and rub against your prostate. The feeling is out of this world!

      Also the base is really of a great quality. When attached to a flat surface it will not fall off however forcefully you ride it. But a slight insertion of a finger along the edges of the base will make it detach. So easy!

      Regarding the depth training, the dildo is just perfect for this. It bends just enough and is soft enough to be a safe tool for depth training - if used with ordinary caution and lots and lots of lube. ;-)

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      8 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Material quality, length, base quality, overall quality.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great for depth training - or for a serious rub to the prostate.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Bigger than it looks

      Reviewed: December 13, 2012 by Gay lad, a Gay Single Male

      I watched the video and thought it didn't look that thick but wow, when it arrived today it was massive in all ways.

      I was thinking I'd wasted my money because I thought I wouldn't be able to take it. But wow it's amazing once it's in.

      You will need plenty of lube. I'd say its not for beginner's. Definitely worth its money though. x

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      8 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Amazing. Well worth its money .
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Big, soft and flexible. Enough to fill you up!

      Reviewed: October 16, 2010 by Lampy, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      This is my second John Holmes dildo. I wore the first one out!

      The suction cup is integral and moulded on so won’t fall out after a few uses like the older model. It’s soft, very flexible but still firm enough to do the job in hand. As a fan of big dildo's and having owned many, I can safely say that along with the Bam Realistic, this one is up there as my favourite.

      You get a feeling of complete fullness but it’s not too long or thick to cause discomfort anally. I can happily take the whole thing and it does wonders against the prostate. My partner and I like to experiment so I have actually modified mine with a vacu-lock style hole so she can use it on me with a harness. Multiple male orgasms are no longer a pipe dream!

      The surface is crafted with veins and a realistic skin texture so there's enough friction going on to get great feeling, and it's not over textured like the Rambone dildo which is a little too rough to be used comfortably for any length of time.

      A top quality product and one I keep coming back to again and again for a wonderful thrill. Never tried the UR3 version as I know from the past that the material can be quite unstable when placed next to other sex toys – it tends to 'melt' and go a bit slimy. This Sil-a-Gel version is plenty soft enough so don’t worry. If you are very careful you can even warm it slightly in the microwave to soften it further and bring it up to body temperature. Don’t over-warm it because it will melt on you! A minute and a half is ample.

      Allegedly John Holmes never actually gave a real impression of his actual cock so this is an 'artistically created' piece, but having seen him in action in many movies I can truly say it's pretty accurate!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Long, thick and soft, yet firm enough. Superbly made and very realistic.
      Cons
      Smells strong and takes a long while to lose its Sil-a-gel odour.
      Bottom line
      No hesitation to recommend as long as you are okay with size. Wonderful!!
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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