1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Each inch is better than the last with John Holmes' footlong dong, for mind-blowing filling sensations to bring your fantasies to life. Moulded straight from the star's amazing member, the dildo features every as-seen-on-screen vein, curve and bulge.

      With its firm but flexible insertable length of 10 inches and girth of 7.75 inches, an orgasmically satisfying time is guaranteed. Plug the powerful suction cup to any smooth surface so you can enjoy John hands-free.

      Use this toy with lashings of lube for the most slippery and comfortable experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a carry bag.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic dildo for extra-girthy, extra-long lifelike internal pleasure
      • Cast from porn superstar John Holmes
      • Swollen head and veiny shaft increase arousal
      • Bulbous balls caress external pleasure points
      • Strong suction cup for hands-free penetration
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 13 inches
      • Insertable Length: 10 inches
      • Circumference: 7.75 inches
      • Base diameter: 3
      • Base type: Sucker
      • Pornstar: John Holmes
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Skin Safe Rubber
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      Experience the legend! Every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, this is a large realistic dildo that offers inch after inch of satisfaction.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo 13 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo
      2. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

        Only: $84.99

    1. Family Fun

      Reviewed: February 26, 2016 by sniper1697, a Straight Married Male

      My wife and I saw the John Holmes and knew we needed it in our toy box.

      Seeing my wife taking at least 10" of this giant cock was very arousing.

      Our next adventure is to introduce the girlfriend to Bam. The wife is still working on mastering it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Not to large for the average woman who likes size.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Love it and brought us to new and exciting sex.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. I love this

      Reviewed: October 18, 2015 by gauke, a Straight Single Female

      Mine was a gift. A terrifying gift that made me both scared and turned on in equal measure. It really is huge, I had to start slowly and use lots of lube to be able to take any of it.

      The material warms up with you and is the right mix of hard and flexible to be able to stretch yourself so you can really go for it. I find it equally good to use by myself as with someone else.

      The suction cup is really sturdy and allows you to experiment with the wall or floor. This is now probably my favourite toy from my extensive collection and allowed me to squirt for the first time.

      I'd definitely buy my own.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to use, easy to clean, great fun.
      Cons
      Does mark easily if not careful.
      Bottom line
      The most challenging toy I've owned but my favourite.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Huuuuuuge toy

      Reviewed: June 4, 2015 by Biboy301, a Bisexual Single Male

      This is not for the faint-hearted or new to butt play. As I'm sure you can imagine. Anyone who got rodgered with the real life version of this cock has my respect!

      It's a very well made dildo and high quality material. It comes with its own bag for safe clean storage, which I thought was a great plus.

      I'm sure it doesn't need saying, but use lots and lots of lube people! I use the Maximus, which is perfect for a toy like this.

      I haven't been able to take it every time I've tried, but when it goes in it's an incredible feeling. It's hard to describe, so just take the plunge, buy up loads of lube, lock the doors and spend the evening making it a night to remember!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      It stretches the life out of you.
      Cons
      The sucker struggles when horizontal (great for vertical though).
      Bottom line
      A toy not to be taken lightly, but well worth the effort.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Love it

      Reviewed: March 28, 2015 by Rw&Jw, a Straight Married Male

      This large dildo is very lifelike.

      It has large veins and an average size head, which makes it easy for insertion. This is the first dildo I have used on my wife that made her toes curl and make her squirt at the same time. I have never heard her cum so hard before using this dildo.

      We have yet to get creative and use the suction cup, but will soon. It's not too big, but just a perfect fit for her. She truly enjoys this toy being thrust in and out of her.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Look and feel are very lifelike.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Must-buy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. OMG

      Reviewed: May 11, 2014 by Mrandmrs88, a Straight Engaged Male

      I brought this dildo a few years back as my wife wanted something a bit girthier, this did not disappoint at all.

      The first time we used it 'OMG' was used on more than a few occasions. This dildo has a very soft realistic feel but yet is firm enough to enjoy some hands-free fun.

      Not for the faint hearted. I would highly recommend for someone who is looking for a challenge.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The feel and quality
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      Big, sexy and lots of fun
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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