1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 1.7oz

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      Soothe Me moisturizes the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 1.7oz

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    1. Product Description

      Soothe Me moisturizes the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

      "Your ass is a glorious color," he says approvingly, and he tenderly massages the cooling lotion into my pink behind. - Christian Grey

      Infused with almond oil, arnica and cocoa butter, this sensual spanking cream nourishes the skin and soothes any soreness, leaving your bottom regenerated, smooth and beautiful.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sensual Care Collection approved by author E L James.

      Ingredients (96% natural): Deionised Water (Aqua), Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil (Sunflower Oil), Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Refined Oil), Cetearyl Alcohol, PEG-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter (Cocobutter), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil (Almond Sweet Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil), Arnica Montana Tincture, (Arnica Tincture (1:10)), Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract (Calendula extract (1:1)), Parfum, Chondrus Crispus Extract (Carageenan), Potassium Sorbate, Benzyl Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Natural), Bisabolol, Butylphenyl methylpropional, Limonene, Alpha iso methyl ionone, Linalool, Coumarin, Evernia Prunastri (oakmoss), Citral

      Key Features:

      • After-spanking cream for post-play soothing
      • Infused with Christian's signature bergamot, sandalwood and musk scent
      • Unisex fragrance, for him and her to use
      • Contains 96% nourishing natural ingredients
      • Free from parabens
    1. What it does

      • Pharmacy drug type: Cream
      • How fast does it work?: Fast acting
      • What's it for?: Massage

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      After indulging in the sensual pleasures of spanking, apply Soothe Me to your pink bottom to calm and moisturise your skin. Infused with Christian’s signature scent of bergamot, sandalwood and musk, it’s a wonderfully luxurious treat for any lover of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.

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      Introducing the Fifty Shades of Grey The Official Pleasure Collection TV Commercial. Approved by E L James, Lovehoney has worked closely with the author of the trilogy to create a sophisticated collection of pleasure products that offer you the exciting and highly-desirable Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele experience.

    Customer Reviews

    Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 1.7oz 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (24 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Feels so good

      Reviewed: February 15, 2015 by Heartofthesouth1, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I bought the ruler a week before I bought this cream, and if anything it adds to the experience.

      I'm not one for not being able to sit down the next day, so straight after a session of spanking using the Fifty Shades of Grey ruler, I asked my OH if he could apply some and, my, oh my, it feels so good.

      If anything, it made me want even more!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Feel and smells nice.
      Cons
      Nothing, I liked everything about this product.
      Bottom line
      Great product, definitely enhances a session of spanking.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Soothing After Sex Cream

      Reviewed: October 29, 2014 by LibraLover

      Each time I add a Fifty Shades of Grey item to my collection I start to love the packaging more and more. I'm even starting to enjoy the quotes on the side (and I didn't enjoy the books). This cream comes in a cute little box with the tub inside along with a little leaflet. The tub is a nice size, and made from nice sturdy plastic.

      The cream smells lovely. Although it is clearly the same scent as the FSOG Sensual Bath Oil that I have, this doesn't smell as manly. After the signature scent, there is almost a sweet after-smell to it. It's intoxicating! If you don't have any of the other FSOG items, the signature scent is musky and masculine.

      The cream is lovely, thick, and oily (in the good way). It's full of lovely ingredients that nourish your skin. I had a hard time convincing my boyfriend to give me a bum massage with this after sex as he just wanted to sleep, but he was more than happy to use it during and the morning after, although my bum wasn't actually still sore then...

      It really does soothe the skin, I could feel it straight away and it has a sort of cooling effect. And my skin felt particularly soft afterwards! My boyfriend also massaged it into my calves as the muscles were sore, and it worked quite nicely. The scent is calming and sensuous, the massage helped my muscles, and the cream left my legs super soft! We'll definitely be using this as a more general "after sex cream", rather than just spanking!

      It also didn't irritate my sensitive skin anywhere that we used it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      8 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The smell, packaging, and ingredients, lovely and soothing to use, left my skin very soft.
      Cons
      I can't afford it all the time, but I do think it's worth the price.
      Bottom line
      Lovely, soft and soothing.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. So soothing

      Reviewed: September 9, 2014 by angeldelight, a Straight Married Female

      I have a few of the Fifty shades of Grey products (I'm impressed with them) and this is no exception.

      The FSOG Spanking Cream comes in a black box with the Fifty Shades logo - very smart packaging.

      The cream when opened had a nice smell - ight and subtle, I thought - and felt nice when I tried some on my hand.

      When my OH used this on me I was very pleased with the cooling and soothing of this cream. It is absorbed nicely on your skin and is not sticky and left me as soft as a baby. This is a great cream and we will be using this again.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      8 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Cooling, soothing and nice smell.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Pretty packaging and a very soothing spanking cream.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes