1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit

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      If you love the sensual experience of erotic massage but hate the mess, you'll love this all-in-one kit from Touché. Containing a concentrated formula that creates 5 litres of massage-lube and an inflatable matt for mess-free pleasures.

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      1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit

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    1. Product Description

      If you love the sensual experience of erotic massage but hate the mess, this all-in-one kit from Touché is for you. Containing a concentrated formula that creates 5 litres of massage lube and an inflatable matt for mess-free pleasures.

      There's nothing quite like the experience of skin-on-skin massage with your partner. This excellent set lets you both enjoy the sensation of closeness, giving you the chance to get messy without the worry of a massive clean-up post play.

      Unlike most massage lotions, this long-lasting water-based formula is easy-to-clean and suitable for your most intimate areas. It's also scent-free, so you won't feel distracted during rub-downs.

      Dilute the highly concentrated solution with water to create a super-slippery solution and enhance your play. The 80ml bottle will make up to 5 litres of non-staining massage lotion.

      The mat is large enough to cover a kingsize bed, and has inflatable sides to prevent any liquid slipping onto the floor, guaranteeing carpets and soft furnishings stay safe as you play.

      Presented in a great massage gift set bag.

      Mat measures 160cm wide 200cm tall and is suitable for king size beds.

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    Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (4 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Slip and slide

      Reviewed: January 25, 2015 by Purring-Pussy, a Bisexual Single Female

      I had been furiously saving my Oh! points to purchase the Touche Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit, for some delicious debauchery with some lady friends.

      The mat comes in an elegant box and a bottle of massage oil, which you dilute with water. You need a pump to inflate the sides, unless you have epic lung power. As I didn't have a pump, it took four of us to inflate it!!

      I placed the mat on a large floor area. The mat is quite big, and I managed to get 3 ladies on it, lying side by side. I then proceeded to cover them in jelly, squirty cream, popping candy, chocolate sauce and marshmellows. Then the fun began, with each of us nibbling and licking each othe'rs body. We had the massage oil made up in a small bucket with warm water, which we introduced after the food fun. The oil was great fun, slippery and sensual on the skin. Massaged into each other, while sliding about on the mat and having some erotic fun.

      The inflatable sides kept the oil and food mess safely on the mat without spilling onto the carpet. We did have towels to step onto, once we got off the mat.

      The Touche Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit proved to be a huge winner with the ladies. The mat is durable and fun to use. After play, I popped the mat in the shower and sprayed it down with antibac and wiped clean with the help of the shower, then hung it over the shower rail to dry.

      Can't fit the mat back into the box, sadly, so it is folded up and stored in a plastic box until next time.

      A great piece of kit, for massaging, sploshing/WAM, squirters and watersports fans. It really is a great addition to anyone's play kit.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Good size, easy to clean and store.
      Cons
      Difficult to inflate with lung power. Pump needed!
      Bottom line
      Perfect for any type of messy play.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Sliding fun

      Reviewed: February 7, 2015 by Purple Monster

      If I'm honest, we didn't buy this product for romantic yet messy massages, we bought it for naked wrestling fun!

      The lube that comes with it isn't great, but there are some available that you can make up in large volumes, and we bought some in anticipation.

      The pool is quite large, and easily stayed inflated despite quite prolonged use. In each round, we had three minutes to overpower and play with each other in any way we saw fit - the pool meant we could do that with large volumes of lube and slipperiness. If you want the ultimate calorie burning sexual work out - this is for you!

      If you are using the pool for more energetic activities, then it's best to put a duvet underneath. Tripping your opponent up so they land on their back is HARD, so you may want to cushion the blow. It also makes it easier on your knees.

      For the sort of fun we had, you don't need this pool - a large dustsheet, or a large paddling pool would suffice, but having tried other options, this is just more practical, and for the price, its pretty good.

      It's not a product that we'd use day in day out, because it does take some set up, and some work to clean up afterwards. However, it was great fun and well worth the purchase.

      Oh, it also comes in a fabulously classy little bag.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Pros
      Ease of use and that it falls down small.
      Cons
      Nothing really, very good product.
      Bottom line
      Perfectly fit for purpose.
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    1. Great

      Reviewed: June 24, 2013 by JosephJones, a Straight Married Male

      We have needed this in our lives for so long!

      The mat itself is great. Easy to inflate, very good material and an excellent size.

      The wife and I had plenty of room to slither and writhe around without getting close to leaving the mat.

      The inflatable sides prevent any mess from spilling over the sides. There is so much fun to be had from this product.

      But there are a couple of downsides:

      If you are short of space, be warned the mat is BIG. It can be quite cumbersome to clean and dry afterwards. The massage oil provided is rubbish! If you follow the instructions it ends up too watery and this means that pools form on the mat and this gets very cold quite quickly. A thicker oily product would be recommended.

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Quality of mat, size and ease of use.
      Cons
      Poor massage oil provided.
      Bottom line
      Well worth purchasing if you like getting oiled up for fun.
    3. 20 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes