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Realistic Dildos

If you want a dildo that feels as close to the real thing as possible, then check our our huge range of realistic dildos. In fleshy textures with bulging veins, shapely shafts and gorgeous glans, our dildo selection boasts everything from a modest limpy to a jaw-dropping replica of porn’s biggest man bits. With or without balls, shipping is free with every purchase.

Category: Realistic Dildos

    • Adam and Eve Adam's Cock 8 Inch PleasureSkin Dildo

    • Adam and Eve Adam's Cock 8 Inch PleasureSkin Dildo

    • Average Review: 9/10(90 reviews)
    • A quality dildo made from super-realistic PleasureSkin material that's lovely to touch but also strong and very satisfying. Realistically veined and with satisfying balls above the suction cup base.
    • Our Price: $29.99
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    • Basix Dildo with Suction Cup 6.5 Inch

    • Basix Dildo with Suction Cup 6.5 Inch

    • Average Review: 8/10(11 reviews)
    • This sturdy, flexible skin-safe rubber dildo from Basix features a powerful suction cup for hands-free fun, a thicker shaft and balls, is great value and comes in 3 colours. Form a queue!
    • Our Price: $26.99
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    • Basix Dildo 6 Inch

    • Basix Dildo 6 Inch

    • Average Review: 9/10(3 reviews)
    • So lifelike, you might mistake it for the real thing! This 6-inch contoured, veined and well-designed dildo is ideal for all the sex play you have in mind, whether it's anal fun or vaginal penetration.
    • Our Price: $18.99
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    • Basix Realistic Slim 7 Inch Dildo

    • Basix Realistic Slim 7 Inch Dildo

    • Average Review: 9/10(6 reviews)
    • This gently curved realistic dildo has a veined shaft, smooth head and a wide, flat, round base, making it perfect for use with a harness. Flexible, skin-safe - and a great price, too!
    • Our Price: $29.99
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    • Realistic Dildo 6 Inch with Suction Cup

    • Realistic Dildo 6 Inch with Suction Cup

    • Average Review: 8/10(19 reviews)
    • Top-quality realistic ivory cock, with balls and a suction cup. 6 inches of real fleshy feeling gratification await...
    • Our Price: $39.99
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    • Limpy Packer Large

    • Limpy Packer Large

    • Average Review: 9/10(5 reviews)
    • The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.
    • Our Price: $19.99
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    • Pink Limpy Packer Small

    • Pink Limpy Packer Small

    • Average Review: 9/10(18 reviews)
    • The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.
    • Our Price: $16.99
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    • Doc Johnson Ejaculating Realistic Cock

    • Doc Johnson Ejaculating Realistic Cock

    • Average Review: 8/10(9 reviews)
    • The original and best ejaculating dildo to date! The Doc Johnson Ejaculating Cock is handsome to hold and behold, with realistic balls, strong veined shaft and flared suction cup base.
    • Our Price: $74.99
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    • Doc Johnson Bam Black Realistic Cock 10.5 Inch

    • Doc Johnson Bam Black Realistic Cock 10.5 Inch

    • Average Review: 9/10(18 reviews)
    • Wham bam thank you BAM! Bam's massive ebony member is a sex toy that will provide even the hardiest of pleasure seekers with a challenge. This huge, veined dildo is firm but flexible and with a strong suction cup. "Lube. NOW!"
    • Our Price: $74.99
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    • Extra Thick 7 Inch Solid Cock & Balls With Suction

    • Extra Thick 7 Inch Solid Cock & Balls With Suction

    • Average Review: 10/10(4 reviews)
    • Extra thick, pleasure-soft cock and balls, with suction cup. A lovely smooth feel and solid rigidity - greater girth for greater gratification just when you need it.
    • Our Price: $34.99
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    • Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Pink Jelly Dildo

    • Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Pink Jelly Dildo

    • Average Review: 9/10(3 reviews)
    • Superb, pretty-in-pink crystal jelly dildo, compatible with all Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock harnesses. Ribbed, flexible shaft, clear, see-through finish. Can be used as a stand-alone dildo too.
    • Our Price: $19.99
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    • Rascal Black Balled 10 Inch Realistic Dildo

    • Rascal Black Balled 10 Inch Realistic Dildo

    • Average Review: 10/10(17 reviews)
    • Inspired by the stars of the infamous 'Black Balled' porn series, this massive dildo is big, thick and just waiting for fun! Grab the ultra-real SensaFirm shaft and enjoy an incredibly life-like experience over and over again...
    • Our Price: $56.99
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    • Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic Dildo

    • Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic Dildo

    • Average Review: 10/10(13 reviews)
    • Experience the legend! Each and every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson in state of the art UR3 sex toy material. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, it's a large realistic dildo to treasure!
    • Our Price: $124.99
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    • Doc Johnson Hung 12.5 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo Attachment

    • Doc Johnson Hung 12.5 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo Attachment

    • Average Review: 10/10(7 reviews)
    • You wanted a bigger, fuller strap-on experience and Vac-U-Lock have delivered. Meet Hung, he's 10 inches of insertable length and 8.5 inches of engorged girth stacked on a meaty pair of balls that slides onto your Vac-U-Lock harness.
    • Our Price: $64.99
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    • Doc Johnson The Hand Realistic Dildo 14 Inch

    • Doc Johnson The Hand Realistic Dildo 14 Inch

    • Average Review: 10/10(2 reviews)
    • Let those Muppet fantasies fly with the latest sex toy in Doc Johnson's range - a lifesize hand and forearm ready and willing to give you the glove-puppet ride of your life. One size fits most, they say - don't forget the lube!
    • Our Price: $46.99
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    • Doc Johnson Big Boy 12 Inch Realistic Dildo

    • Doc Johnson Big Boy 12 Inch Realistic Dildo

    • Average Review: 8/10(2 reviews)
    • This jelly beast is 12 magnificent inches long and a hefty 7.45 inches in girth, making the Big Boy realistic dildo a bedside behemoth sure to satisfy the most demanding lover.
    • Our Price: $39.99
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    • Doc Johnson Crystal Jellies Classic Dildo

    • Doc Johnson Crystal Jellies Classic Dildo

    • Average Review: 9/10(33 reviews)
    • Enjoy inch after orgasmic inch of thick jelly dildo! This dildo has a textured shaft covered in ridges and veins and a smooth head, which is an absolute pleasure to slide in and out...
    • Our Price: $12.99
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    • Extra Thick 9 Inch Solid Cock & Balls With Suction

    • Extra Thick 9 Inch Solid Cock & Balls With Suction

    • Average Review: 10/10(38 reviews)
    • Extra thick, pleasure-soft cock and balls, with suction cup. A lovely smooth feel and solid rigidity - the ultimate girth for ultimate gratification.
    • Our Price: $39.99
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    • Realistic Dildo 8 Inch with Suction Cup

    • Realistic Dildo 8 Inch with Suction Cup

    • Average Review: 9/10(17 reviews)
    • Top-quality realistic ivory cock, with balls and a suction cup. 8 inches of real fleshy feeling gratification await...
    • Our Price: $32.99
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    • Basix Suction Cup Dildo 7.5 Inch

    • Basix Suction Cup Dildo 7.5 Inch

    • Average Review: 9/10(33 reviews)
    • A substantially large and heavy dildo that will either make your eyes water or your heart sing! A unique thick tip and slim base design makes that first penetration absolutely remarkable. Suction cup feature keeps it where you want it, too!
    • Our Price: $29.99
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    • John Thomas Large Realistic Dildo 10.5 Inch

    • John Thomas Large Realistic Dildo 10.5 Inch

    • Average Review: 9/10(21 reviews)
    • So realistic you could be forgiven for thinking it's the real thing! Large, carved, veiny and curved this satisfyingly thick dildo delivers over 10 inches of pleasure!
    • Our Price: $54.99
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    • Doc Johnson Classic 8 inch Dong

    • Doc Johnson Classic 8 inch Dong

    • Average Review: 8/10(9 reviews)
    • This Classic Dong from Doc Johnson is soft, supple and realistic. Simply satisfying.
    • Our Price: $14.99
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    • Basix Dong with Suction Cup 10 Inch

    • Basix Dong with Suction Cup 10 Inch

    • Average Review: 9/10(17 reviews)
    • The perfect 10! Gorgeous realistic 10 inch dildo made of skin safe rubber with sturdy suction cup, balls and long, smooth shaft. Built to last and bound to please, this firm yet flexible addition to the Basix range is great value, too.
    • Our Price: $39.99
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    • Pink Limpy Packer Medium

    • Pink Limpy Packer Medium

    • Average Review: 10/10(8 reviews)
    • The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.
    • Our Price: $18.99
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    • Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

    • Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

    • Average Review: 9/10(5 reviews)
    • The best things come in small packages, and this mini realistic cock is no exception! Tiny 3 inch flexible cock and balls that is sure to get your friends laughing, whatever you get up to with it!
    • Our Price: $10.99
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    • Doc Johnson Blush UR3 8 Inch Dildo

    • Doc Johnson Blush UR3 8 Inch Dildo

    • Average Review: 9/10(10 reviews)
    • Very flexible, very smooth and made of the incredible UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3.0) material, this is a translucent dildo that looks as good as it feels. And it feels grrrrrrrreat!
    • Our Price: $24.99
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    • Fat Man Mega Dong Dildo

    • Fat Man Mega Dong Dildo

    • Average Review: 9/10(8 reviews)
    • Phew! If you like a challenge, then the aptly named Mega Dong Dildo will certainly satisfy - a PVC schlong whose mighty girth is worth every pink inch. Don't forget the lube - this is one sex toy you shouldn't take lightly!
    • Our Price: $70.99
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    • 9 Inch Big Split Mega Dong

    • 9 Inch Big Split Mega Dong

    • Average Review: 8/10(13 reviews)
    • A biiiiiiig chunky dong that's long and wide enough to satisfy even the most craven cravings. Hearty girth, solid penetrating shaft and reassuringly solid ball base.
    • Our Price: $64.99
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