1. 19 Times Abbi and Ilana from 'Broad City' Were All Of Us

    20 Times Abbi and Ilana from Broad City Were All of Us

    Broad City Season Four premiered on the 13th September. As far as I am concerned, the only appropriate response to this incredible news is a hearty “YAS KWEEN!”.

    Abbi and Ilana have been gracing our screens for three years, with their struggle to make it in New York consistently leading to non-stop hilarity.

    There’s Abbi Abrams, Fine Arts graduate turned personal trainer, and then there is Ilana Wexler – a hedonistic, sex-positive 20 something who is Abbi’s best friend.

    After watching every episode religiously, I believe that Abbi and Ilana are two of the most relatable characters on modern television.

    Here are 20 times that Abbi and Ilana from ‘Broad City’ were all of us.



    1. When Your One Night Stand Can’t Take A Hint

    I had fun, but please, stop 'running into me'.


    2. When You Schedule Your Masturbation

    I've got an hour window this evening.


    3. When Your S.O Suggests Using A Sex Toy With You

    Nothing sexier than bringing confidence into the bedroom. Confidence and a Broad City Dr. Whiz Rechargeable Mini Wand, that is.


    4. When Tinder Crashes

    Don't worry. We will get through this together.


    5. When Your Friend Is Telling You About Their Sex Life, But You're Having A Dry Spell

    Please shut up, I'm dying over here.


    6. That Moment When You've Been Giving Them A Handjob And They Finally Finish

    Sweet relief for you both.


    7. You When Your Crush Texts 'Wanna Come Over?'

    Netflix and chill, here I come.


    8. When You Walk In On Your Housemate During Private Time

    There is nothing more cringe worthy than walking in on your housemate having some 'alone time'. If you don't want to get caught, I suggest you:

    a) Don't masturbate in the front room, like Bevers

    b) Get yourself the Broad City Yas Queen 10 Function Bullet

    The Broad City Yas Queen 10 Function Bullet is discreet and as quiet as a mouse! You'll never be caught red faced again.


    9. When Someone Says 'Never Have I Ever Done Anal' and You Drink

    Come on guys, it's not that big of a deal (check out this Broad City Ass of An Angel Silicone Butt Plug – it's truly booty-ful).


    10. When You Buy New Lingerie and You Can't Wait To Show It Off

    Look at it! Look at how amazing it is!


    11. When You Try To Set Your Friends Up With Each Other

    What would you guys do without me?


    12. When You're Trying Not to Orgasm, But They Are Just Too Damn Good

    You're riding the Non-Stop Orgasm Express direct to Pleasure Town.


    13. The Face You Make When She Whips Out Her Double Ended Dildo

    Let's do this.


    14. When You Can't Wait To Get Home and Give Him A Blow Job

    I'm going to rock your world.


    15. When You've Only Had 5 Seconds of Foreplay, And They Go to Stick It In

    Whoa, rewind there, Speedy!


    16. When You Share Your Fantasy, And They Were Not Prepared For It

    Don't worry, they'll come around... maybe.


    17. When He's Blessed In the Trouser Department

    Time to limber up.


    18. That Moment When People Drop By Your House Unannounced

    Please. Make an appointment.


    19. When It's Pay Day And You Head Straight to The Lovehoney Website

    Yas Kween, treat yourself.


    Audrey Andrews is a student blogger for Lovehoney. In her spare time she loves to do craft, but would not advise knitting your own condoms.


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