2021 Lovehoney March Happiness Tournament

by Lucy

on Mar 22, 2021

The Lovehoney March Happiness results are in: read on as we uncover the sex toy, bondage and essentials champion of 2021.

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The Lovehoney March Happiness Tournament is now over, and after plenty of highs and lows, the tournament is now set after the Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Massage Wand Vibrator, Bondage Boutique Bound to Please Under Mattress Restraint, and Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant knocked the Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo, Lovehoney Satin and Leather Spanking Paddle and Lovehoney Oh! Strawberry Kissable Massage Oil out in the final round.

The Lovehoney Massage Wand was an early favorite, with its super-powerful vibrations giving it a strong advantage throughout.

In the first round, the Bondage Boutique Bound to Please Under Mattress Restraint snuck past the Lovehoney Black Furry Handcuffs by a margin. Meanwhile, the Lovehoney Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant got most of its winning attributes showcased early on in the tournament.

Want to find out if you placed a winning vote? And which sex toy can confidently say that they have bypassed every hurdle throughout the competition to claim international championship status?

Find out in the much-anticipated lineup of Lovehoney March Happiness Tournament winners, with insight, analysis, and commentary from Lovehoney's panel of sexperts.

Sex Toy Champion

Lovehoney Extra Powerful Multispeed Plug In Massage Wand Vibrator

Stand up with us and confess your passion for super-strength vibrators like this classic beauty. Approved by Good Housekeeping, this roof-rattling plug-in model is ideal for body and intimate play alike.

What customers say: "Every woman deserves one of these in their lives! You’re not going to know what’s hit you as you get thrown into another dimension. I’m ashamed with myself for not getting one sooner.".

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Lovehoney Sextech Advisor Bryony Cole: “Who doesn’t like a Massage Wand? Wands deliver power. The strong vibrations come from a power cord (no batteries). This is the perfect stay-at-home companion. You can use a wand all over your body. And yes, if you have sore muscles, you can actually get a massage there too."

Lovehoney Sexologist Shamyra Howard: “The Lovehoney Extra Powerful Plug In Wand. Need I say more? This is the MVP for those who prefer intense stimulation without worrying about the batteries dying. I like to call this one the point guard! You are closer to scoring an orgasm with this one and its different speeds!”

Lovehoney Scientific Advisor Justin Lehmiller: “No surprise here! This versatile toy is amazing because it can be used for all-over body massage and intimate play, whether by yourself or with a partner. It also offers a range of vibration settings so you can customize it for your own (and/or your partner’s) preferences."

Lovehoney LGBTQ+ Activist Zachary Zane: “Wand Vibrators are classic and for good reason: They got the job done. The Wand Vibrator from Lovehoney is fantastic because it's one of the cheaper wands on the market, but it's still ergonomic for grip and has really powerful vibrations!"

Bondage Champion

Bondage Boutique Bound to Please Black Under Mattress Restraint

Transform any bed into a den of iniquity with this quick and easy restraint kit.

What customers say: "Bought this after we decided we’d like to take our foray into bondage to another level and it did not disappoint!".

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Lovehoney Sexologist Shamyra Howard: "The Bondage Boutique Under Mattress Restraint is a good team captain! This is the MVP for those who like someone else in control. Travelling with this one is not only acceptable, but easy to do!"

Lovehoney Sextech Advisor Bryony Cole: "Bondage: Hands down (excuse the pun) the easiest way to spice up a weekend away."

Lovehoney Scientific Advisor Justin Lehmiller: "An under-bed restraint system is a handy way of bringing your BDSM fantasies to life! This system is great because you can keep it under the bed for discreet and easy storage, it can be used with almost all bed types and sizes, and you can adjust it to your own comfort level."

Lovehoney LGBTQ+ Activist Zachary Zane: "Many of us love being tied up (or tying someone else up), but we really don't know how to do it. We don't know the knots or we tie too loosely and our partner slips out. Restraints make bondage play simple and accessible for everyone. These bed restraints take only a couple of minutes to set up and you can leave them under your mattress for quick and easy access."

Essentials Champion

Lovehoney Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant 8.5 fl oz

Versatile and silky smooth, Enjoy is the perfect water-based lubricant for enhanced glide during intimate play.

What customers say: "Is there something else you needed to know about the stuff? It's perfect.".

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Lovehoney Sexologist Shamyra Howard: "The Enjoy Water Based Lubricant gets the MVP title for the most assists! Wetter is better, especially with sex toys. For those who like to stay in the game longer they choose lube!"

Lovehoney Sextech Advisor Bryony Cole: "The keys to great sex are communication, curiosity and LUBE. You can never have enough lube. Ever. An essential for all sorts of sex, from solo to blissing out with BDSM."

Lovehoney Scientific Advisor Justin Lehmiller: "Everyone needs a good water-based lube in their life. Why water-based? Because it’s compatible with latex condoms, it’s easy to adjust for just the right amount of slickness, and it’s compatible with virtually all sex toy materials."

Lovehoney LGBTQ+ Activist Zachary Zane: "Everyone who's having vaginal sex needs to have a bottle of water-based lubricant by their bedstand. If you're a penis-owner, you may even prefer to masturbate with water-based lube instead of silicone (because silicone gets everywhere and you might not be in the mood to wash your hands for an hour after a quick jerk)! That's why this big ol' bottle of lube is a must!"


Written by Lucy. Lovehoney Editorial Team
If you think that an exciting sex life starts and ends with Missionary then Lucy, who has worked at Lovehoney for over a decade, is here to enlighten you with her ever-popular ‘Position of the Week’ blogs.
Lucy also loves making the world of sex and sex toys easy to learn about, and you'll often find her with her head in a book researching her latest A to Z guide

Originally published on Mar 22, 2021. Updated on Mar 15, 2021