6 Discreet Sex Toys (That You'd Never Know Were Sex Toys)

by Lindsay

on May 23, 2019

Top 6 Discreet Toys

While we believe no one should be ashamed of using sex toys, we also appreciate that it's pretty embarrassing when someone finds your rabbit vibrator or realistic vagina.

If you live with family, or have a housemate who likes to 'borrow' things, you probably don't want them to discover something large and veiny lying around.

So, in the name of undercover intimate explorers everywhere, here are six super sex toys masquerading as everyday objects.

  1. 1. Control Rechargeable Warming Male Masturbator with Turbo Speed

    Control Rechargeable Warming Male Masturbator with Turbo Speed

    This may look like a smart speaker, but it's actually a warming vibrating silicone sleeve with 10 functions. Don't be surprised if your friends start shouting 'Alexa' at it.

    "The Ferrari of the male sex toy world. It is as sleek, exquisite and well modelled."

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  2. 2. Lovehoney Flash 7 Function Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

    Lovehoney Flash 7 Function Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator

    Offering 4 powerful speeds and 3 exciting patterns, this slender vibrator looks just like a USB flash drive when it's charging.

    "The toy is easily charged using a USB port on a computer or USB plug exactly like your phone charger! It's small and relatively discreet so could be taken out with you."

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  3. 3. BASICS Doughnut Stretchy Cock Ring Multipack (3 Pack)

    BASICS Doughnut Cock Ring Multipack (3 Pack)

    Nothing to see here! To those who don't know what these stretchy little toys are capable of, they're totally nondescript and unextraordinary – until you put them to use, that is.

    "These are one of the best sex toys I own - and I don't even get to use them on myself."

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  1. 4. Lovehoney Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator

    Lovehoney Oh! Kiss Me Lipstick Vibrator

    An oldie, but a goodie, this powerful single-speed lipstick vibe is the perfect travel companion. Just don't get it out on the commute to work...

    "Beautifully discreet and wonderfully powerful. It's a definite necessity."

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  2. 5. Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo

    Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass Dildo

    Made from smooth, weighty borosilicate glass, this beaded beauty could be a fancy paperweight, or an unusual ornament for your mantelpiece.

    "It looks like an ornament that should be proudly displayed on my mantle piece instead of hidden away in my drawer."

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  3. 6. Womanizer Liberty Rechargeable Travel Clitoral Stimulator

    Womanizer Liberty Rechargeable Blue Travel Clitoral Stimulator

    With the case on, this toy looks like an air freshener or soap dish – perfect for keeping in your bathroom and enjoying in the tub (it's 100% waterproof and super quiet).

    "It disappears in amongst my bathroom bits and bobs, meaning it's always to hand when I fancy an extra leisurely soak in the bath."

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Need more help?

You can Contact Customer Care, who will be able to help you find the perfect toy. You can email, telephone or live chat to an experienced advisor 24/7.

The other great place to look for people's advice on sex toys is on the Lovehoney Forum, where our community is on hand to give their opinions and tips.

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Written by Lindsay. Lovehoney Editorial Team
Lindsay has been Lovehoney's specialist sex toy writer since 2018.
Originally from Canada, Lindsay loves to champion diversity, support the LGBTQ+ community and celebrate all things sexuality.

Originally published on May 23, 2019. Updated on Aug 5, 2020