Sex Toys Even Your Roommate Won't Know About
on Aug 12, 2018
College can give you some of the best sexperiences ever.
Young and away from your folks' prying eyes and ears, you're free to engage in all the sexual acts you and your consenting partner want - and try all the toys possible.
That said, there is one potential issue to bear in mind: Roommates.
Even the best attempts to be quiet will involve some level of noise for those around you.
Unless you've got incredibly thick walls, you're going to have to face the conundrum of bedsprings creaking, headboards banging and whatever noises your bodies make, involuntarily or otherwise.
Luckily, we've put together a guide for your student-sex essentials, including the most discreet toys around, to help you earth-shatteringly good orgasms, without disturbing those around you.
By far the most import things to make their way to your bedside drawers...
It doesn't matter what sort of sex you're having, or who you're having it with, the most important item you'll need is a prophylactic. Whether it's a condom or a dental dam, being safe is key to any sex experience.
Lube makes everything better. Fact. Sometimes our bodies aren't the most cooperative things, especially if we've been drinking and a little lube can be the different between wonderfully comfortable sex and walking like John Wayne the next day.
An absolutely essential thing to remember in any sexual play - with toys or without - is good hygiene. Your toys will definitely need a clean after use, and this helpful biodegradable wipes are also great for giving your body a little freshen up too!
These extra-quiet, extra-discreet toys are designed to have quieter motors and built from materials that help muffle the noise of vibrations. Great for using alone or with a partner, here are our top picks for people with a vagina.
This tiny bullet delivers 10 lip-biting functions to tantalize your sweet spots, with a tapered tip so you can enjoy precision pleasure. Oh, and according to one customer, it's quiet enough to stash in your panties while you're shopping for groceries...
Not only is this 7-function vibe incredibly quiet, it's also incredibly discreet. USB rechargeable and super slimline, this toy could easily pass as a flash drive so you don't need to worry about leaving it out in your room.
This Happy Rabbit has 2 powerful motors to deliver dual stimulation and blended orgasms. Luckily, despite its power, it offers whisper-quiet vibrations, so no one need know how happy you are.
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This selection of toys are perfect for those us with a penis, and they're a lot less conspicuous than that blow-up doll from that frat party...
A huge improvement on manual strokes, or perfect for using with a partner, this non-anatomical stroker is super discreet while still offering big sensations. Plus, it could easily pass as a Slinky or stress tube...
Don't let the simple design fool you. This trio of silicone rings slips over your meat flute for potentially harder, bigger erections and delayed ejaculation, but look no more sexual than some hair ties.
Perfect for pleasing gadget-lovers, this deliciously detailed toy creates an ultra-pleasurable sensation, but is housed in an unremarkable black case. It's non-anatomical so perfect for all preferences and kinds of play. No one will ever know...
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Need more help?
You can Contact Customer Care, who will be able to help you find the right quiet toy for you. You can email, telephone or live chat to an experienced advisor from 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
The other great place to look for people's advice is on the Lovehoney Forum, where our community is on hand 24/7 to give their opinions and tips.