Desert Island Dildos: The Sex Toys on Lovehoney You Simply Can't Live Without

Okay, story time... You’re stranded on a desert island and a bottle of magical lube washes up on shore. As you’re rubbing the sand off it, a genie appears from within and grants you three gifts – two sex toys (of which the motors will never run out) and one non-sexual luxury item. What do you choose?

This is the exact question we asked our beloved Lovehoney Forum members to respond to and they wasted no time in giving us some outstanding answers.

Some decided to take full advantage of the alone time with toys and items that would help them make the best out of a bad situation, while others decided to take a more pragmatic approach. Sexy survival mode engaged.

Here are a few of the best.

Snacks and suction

“Ooo, I’d have to say the Mon Ami Wand and the Womanizer Premium 2

Along with a never ending tube of Pringles to snack on! Who knows what kind of food we’re dealing with on a deserted island.”

At it like rabbits

"We love the look of the Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator even though we’ve not tried it yet but with the external and internal suction it would be our first selection, second would be Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Vibrator as it’s still our go to and always gets to the point for us! For the non-sexy item, I think it would have to be a well-stocked picnic basket! I’m think champagne strawberries, cakes, chocolate spread, scones, sandwiches, grapes etc."

When you know, you know

"Easy decision to be honest Lovehoney Extra Powerful Wand & We-Vibe Chorus.

Luxury item would be a tarpaulin"

Assuming I am stranded with a partner then the Doxy Die Cast for the power and potential secondary massage usage.

Otherwise probably a stroker, maybe this one? .

Luxury item would be 80m of good rope! Can be a hammock, lash together a raft, climb anything on the island and come in handy for a bit of shibari if the opportunity arises."

Thinking of pleasure and practicality

"For me my first choice would be my Lovehoney Magic Touch Rechargeable Clitoral Finger Vibrator

Second would be probably my LH basics 10” purple dildo.

Non sex toy item probably a knife set and whetstone. Will come in handy."

For sweet music-making after sweet love-making

“It’s a tough one - so many fun things in the box to play with. I think we would have to go for these:

Le Wand Petite in rose gold. It was our first wand and still our favourite - just looks so nice!

This has also ended up being a ‘go-to’ and a firm favourite Mon Ami Pleasure Rose

For non-sexy luxury item, guitar”

Priorities...

"Womanizer Premium + Hitachi Magic Wand + coffee"

Luxury item would be a football. Fitness item that changes to a pillow and a ‘Wilson’"

Covering all bases

“If alone by myself or with my wife it would make the choices different. By myself I would have to have the latest version of these. And nipple suckers, I have not looked lately to see if they handle my favorite ones I suggested some time ago. My luxury item would be a product that is no longer available, a 3.5" thick air adjustable sleeping pad for a sleeping bag. Broken back and neck require they be taken care of. As an afterthought, darn, maybe hair trimming device? Otherwise after 6 months or a year I might be mistaken for a wild animal.”

You gotta rub them right way... (with consent)

"I’d definitely go for my prostate massager although I’d be tempted to ask for the njoy stainless steel as I’ve heard good things. Does the genie offer a quick trial run?!

For my second item, I’d probably take the Magic wand, especially if the Genie was female! We could have fun together, assuming she’d be into it given she’s offering me sex toys on an island!!

My 3rd item would be a blow-up tent, because I don’t fancy getting any sand in any nooks, crannies or crevices!!"

Get off and get out

"An easy one!

Sex toy No. 1 is a Quickshot Launch; Sex toy No. 2 is a fully-kitted Lovesense Sex machine;

The non-sexy item would be a fully-fuelled rescue helicopter!"

For my non-sexual item I would ask for the Liberator Regular Fascinator Moisture-Proof Throw so I would have something to keep me warm, cozy, and waterproof for those island rain storms."

If Castaway was sponsored by Lovehoney instead.

"If I was hoping to leave the island I’d have an inflatable sex doll to use as a raft, a sqweel toy to use as a sort of motor, some flavoured edible lube (would keep me fed for days lol)."