Desert Island Dildos: The Sex Toys on Lovehoney You Simply Can't Live Without

by Cailin

on Apr 13, 2023

Don't make us choose...


Okay, story time... You’re stranded on a desert island and a bottle of magical lube washes up on shore. As you’re rubbing the sand off it, a genie appears from within and grants you three gifts – two sex toys (of which the motors will never run out) and one non-sexual luxury item. What do you choose?

This is the exact question we asked our beloved Lovehoney Forum members to respond to and they wasted no time in giving us some outstanding answers.

Some decided to take full advantage of the alone time with toys and items that would help them make the best out of a bad situation, while others decided to take a more pragmatic approach. Sexy survival mode engaged.

Here are a few of the best.

Mon Ami-Pleasure Air Suction Stimulator-500x294_1

When there is no one around to give your nipples some pinching pleasure...

“Really easy decision… my amazing Mon ami stimulator and these lovely bitey clamps and for my non sexy item I’ll have a V shaped pillow so I can have a cuddle when I’m going to sleep”

Snacks and suction

“Ooo, I’d have to say the Mon Ami Wand and the Womanizer Premium 2

Along with a never ending tube of Pringles to snack on! Who knows what kind of food we’re dealing with on a deserted island.”

At it like rabbits

"We love the look of the Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator even though we’ve not tried it yet but with the external and internal suction it would be our first selection, second would be Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Vibrator as it’s still our go to and always gets to the point for us! For the non-sexy item, I think it would have to be a well-stocked picnic basket! I’m think champagne strawberries, cakes, chocolate spread, scones, sandwiches, grapes etc."

When you know, you know

"Easy decision to be honest Lovehoney Extra Powerful Wand & We-Vibe Chorus.

Luxury item would be a tarpaulin"


Stranded? All good as long as orgasms and books are available

"I would choose the mon ami wand and the womanizer duo 2 and my luxury item would be a good book. It’s been so long since I’ve read a book on a beach in complete peace."

Just in case shibari is on the cards, of course

"1st choice is Lelo Hugo

Assuming I am stranded with a partner then the Doxy Die Cast for the power and potential secondary massage usage.

Otherwise probably a stroker, maybe this one? .

Luxury item would be 80m of good rope! Can be a hammock, lash together a raft, climb anything on the island and come in handy for a bit of shibari if the opportunity arises."

Thinking of pleasure and practicality

"For me my first choice would be my Lovehoney Magic Touch Rechargeable Clitoral Finger Vibrator

Second would be probably my LH basics 10” purple dildo.

Non sex toy item probably a knife set and whetstone. Will come in handy."

For sweet music-making after sweet love-making

“It’s a tough one - so many fun things in the box to play with. I think we would have to go for these:

Le Wand Petite in rose gold. It was our first wand and still our favourite - just looks so nice!

This has also ended up being a ‘go-to’ and a firm favourite Mon Ami Pleasure Rose

For non-sexy luxury item, guitar”


"Womanizer Premium + Hitachi Magic Wand + coffee"


Everyone apparently needs a wand as much they need a Wilson

"I would pick the mon ami wand for pleasure and to massage.

I would also pick THRUST Pro Ultra Full Throttle Realistic Masturbator Cup Set (4 Piece)

Luxury item would be a football. Fitness item that changes to a pillow and a ‘Wilson’"

Covering all bases

“If alone by myself or with my wife it would make the choices different. By myself I would have to have the latest version of these. And nipple suckers, I have not looked lately to see if they handle my favorite ones I suggested some time ago. My luxury item would be a product that is no longer available, a 3.5" thick air adjustable sleeping pad for a sleeping bag. Broken back and neck require they be taken care of. As an afterthought, darn, maybe hair trimming device? Otherwise after 6 months or a year I might be mistaken for a wild animal.”

You gotta rub them right way... (with consent)

"I’d definitely go for my prostate massager although I’d be tempted to ask for the njoy stainless steel as I’ve heard good things. Does the genie offer a quick trial run?!

For my second item, I’d probably take the Magic wand, especially if the Genie was female! We could have fun together, assuming she’d be into it given she’s offering me sex toys on an island!!

My 3rd item would be a blow-up tent, because I don’t fancy getting any sand in any nooks, crannies or crevices!!"

Get off and get out

"An easy one!

Sex toy No. 1 is a Quickshot Launch; Sex toy No. 2 is a fully-kitted Lovesense Sex machine;

The non-sexy item would be a fully-fuelled rescue helicopter!"

njoy fun 500x

Now we’re getting resourceful

"For my 2 sexual items I would ask for the njoy Fun Wand Stainless Steel Dildo because of it’s various sexual and survival acts I could use it for along with the ElectraStim AXIS Electrosex Stimulator and ElectraPads Set so I could use it as a muscle relaxer, sexual enhancer, or to make sparks that could start a fire.

For my non-sexual item I would ask for the Liberator Regular Fascinator Moisture-Proof Throw so I would have something to keep me warm, cozy, and waterproof for those island rain storms."

If Castaway was sponsored by Lovehoney instead.

"If I was hoping to leave the island I’d have an inflatable sex doll to use as a raft, a sqweel toy to use as a sort of motor, some flavoured edible lube (would keep me fed for days lol)."

The Lovehoney Staff Desert Island Picks


Written by Cailin. Lovehoney Editorial Team
Cailin is Lovehoney Australia's in-house content queen and loves to talk sex positivity, positions and possibly panties from time to time. And no, she still can't believe she gets to write about sex and dildos for a living.

Originally published on Apr 13, 2023. Updated on Apr 13, 2023