Winning the Kegel Olympics: Lovehoney Review of the Month

by Lovehoney

on Nov 4, 2019

Caliente's review of Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls 221gEach month we choose our favorite new sex toy review (from our growing database of over [[stats:reviews]]!) to win a special $150 Lovehoney gift card. This month's winner delievered a champion review that was not only helpful but amusing - it's a perfect 10 from us! Get a taste from the below extract:

"And here we are at the start of the Kegel Olympics 2015. First up, representing Great Britain, is Caliente. She's a intermediate kegel exerciser, but at 36 she will have her age against her in this competition. Her previous personal best was with beginner jiggle balls at a featherweight of only 56g. She smashed the European beginner's record by easily holding them in all day without even feeling them move. But is she really ready for the heavyweight division? Today we're going to find out as she attempts the biggest challenge of her kegel career, the Fifty Shades of Grey Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, weighing in at a massive 221g. Can she lift these advanced balls and manage to complete the full snatch, clean and jerk?" Read the full review.

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Originally published on Nov 4, 2019. Updated on Aug 27, 2020