Which is the Quietest Vibrator?
on May 31, 2022
Keep the noise low and the pleasure high.
If you live with others or have thin walls, then a near-silent vibrator is probably the only way to let go, relax and enjoy yourself.
However, don’t think that you need to sacrifice power for the sake of sound. Lovehoney has tried and tested a range of toys, and carefully selected the quietest to go in our Extra Quiet Vibrators section.
Quiet Bullet Vibrators
Small in size, bullet vibrators are the quietest of all sex toys. However, if you can't have any noise whatsoever from a toy then these three bullets are the closest to a silent sex toy you can get. With a variety of speeds and patterns, each will give you a range of sensations at a whisper-quiet noise level.
Treat yourself to stimulation elation as this bullet vibe propels you over the brink with military efficiency. Packing 10 delectable functions into its expertly crafted form, the Lovehoney Magic Bullet is a climax machine made for your pleasure.
What customers say: "I love this vibrator. Really gets the job done and is small enough to travel with. The vibrations aren’t the most powerful but that’s to be expected for a bullet of this price. It’s also pretty quiet which is nice. Batteries lasted me longer than was expected. Love this"
Pucker up, power queens, the new and improved Tango bullet vibrator is here and it’s more powerful than ever. The size of a mere lipstick, this bedroom icon proves that size doesn’t matter. Introduce this mini marvel to your favourite hotspots, ASAP.
What customers say: "Was very sceptical as it’s so small, but wow so powerful, definitely not for internal play but what a fabulous little devil for play time! Quiet and so many vibes"
Nothing short of pulling a rabbit from a hat, this Mantric lipstick bullet vibrator combines unbelievable power with whisper-quiet vibrations. Housed within a super-velvety silicone body, its extra-strong 10-mode motor awaits your direction.
What customers say: "Cute little bullet with tons of power. Super fun to use with a partner and vary the different vibrations. Also obvi a great solo toy. It's not especially loud, especially under a blanket and it's so soft"
Quiet Rabbit Vibrators
With rabbit ears and a shaft to power, rabbit vibrators require a lot of power - and with great power usually comes great noise. If you love dual stimulation but can't stand the whirring of most bunnies, a silicone rabbit will give you stimulation without excess decibels.
Tailor-made orgasms are on hand with Greedy Girl, a G-spot rabbit vibrator that combines silky silicone with 36 possible vibration mode combinations. USB rechargeable, waterproof and travel-friendly with 2 powerful motors and 15 speeds and patterns.
What customers say: "This does the trick in all the right places. Well worth the money. Highly recommended"
Just when your vulva thought it had reached peak satisfaction, along comes Duo – the pulsing, massaging, vibrating new love of its life. With internal and external stimulators to wow your favourite sweet spots, this vibe takes pleasure to another level.
What customers say: "Life changing"
We-Vibe's Nova Rabbit Vibrator is back and better than ever. Still boasting app controls and an arced, clitoris-kissing arm that stays in contact while you thrust, the Nova 2 boasts a posable internal arm for top-tier G-spot stimulation, too.
What customers say: "This far exceeded my wife's expectations. Fab waterproof design too which makes it great fun for the bath! Much fun will be had with this device and its very quiet too which is a great bonus! Mobile application is good and easy to use on the whole. If unsure whether to purchase or not, do it"
Quiet Remote Control Vibrators
Many couples are discovering the joys of remote control vibrators and teasing each other in the bedroom and beyond… A quiet accomplice is required for the job and when it comes to remote vibes, a good rule of thumb is that the higher the price tag, the more confident you can be that no one else will hear your antics.
Silken silicone envelops the Desire Remote Control Love Egg, offering you unrivalled sensuality and stimulation. Spoil yourself or your partner with the blissful sensations of its 8 patterns of waves and pulses and 12 levels of adjustable intensity.
What customers say: "My partner and I love this toy, the love egg is amazing to spice up date night as a naughty secret when out and about. Delivery was quick and the packaging was descreet and secure. Would reccomend to anyone looking to get something for them and their partner to share as a secret surprise"
Lift your voices together as the Chorus fits seamlessly between you and adds thrilling vibrations to your lovemaking. Hands-free and wearable, Chorus matches its vibration intensity to the strength of your grip, so it's completely in tune with you.
What customers say: "Bought this toy to be able to connect with my partner during this lock down. It did not disappoint. It's a real turn on for both of us that he can control it through the app and then listen to my reaction over the phone. Had multiple orgasms. Also good to use solo with the handy squeeze remote. Looking forward to using it together during sex"
Meet Moxie, a cheeky remote control clitoral vibrator with 10 rumbly yet discreet vibration modes. But that's not all – Moxie is equipped with a magnetic clip, allowing you to turn almost any pair of plain ol' pants into delightful vibrating knickers.
What customers say: "Honestly some of the best $ I’ve ever spent and have no regrets. Used alone the toy is strong and gets the job done, with my partner the app control is amazing and fun. As others have said the app connectivity can be a bit temperamental but the novelty makes up for it. Would definitely recommend"
When you need a classic vibrator to fit the bill, these three are ideal quiet companions. Made for internal and external stimulation, shimmy under the covers for extra muffling and use a beauty like this for solo play or partnered pleasure.
Even more thrilling than its namesake, Charlie Tango is a super-smooth classic vibrator ready to take you to new heights of pleasure. The firm body and rounded tip seek out sensitive spots, indulging them with a selection of powerful vibrations.
What customers say: "Extremely quiet and extremely powerful. A must have"
Don't let distracting noises get in the way of your play – enjoy blissful orgasmic sensations from the Silencer's whisper-quiet vibrations. With 7 powerful speeds and patterns to explore, the only one making noise will be you.
What customers say: "In love with this vibrator, works well and is very quiet. My new fave toy"
Peerless pleasure awaits with Mona 2, Lelo's upgraded version of the best-selling G-spot vibrator. Crafted from smoothest silicone, Mona 2 boasts 100% more power than the original, and a perfectly curved head designed for optimal G-spot stimulation.
What customers say: "This G spot vibrator is a combine of dildo and vibrator that properly hit your spot and shake your world . The marerial is well made and the design really give me a comfort feeling as I found the shape give a realistic feeling and different angles hit different spot and it just right every time"
Quiet Anal Toys
If you want to keep your booty play on the down low during masturbation or a partnered session, a quiet backdoor vibrator can be a marvellous addition. By wearing one of these internally, the noise tends to be muffled already but with an extra quiet motor, you can expect even more discreet stimulation.
Newfangled anal invigoration from an innovative dual-stimulation butt plug, the B-Vibe powers pure pleasure from its rotating 'rimming' base to its delicious vibrating tip. Remote-operated for shared play and suitable for all couples.
What customers say: "I've been eyeing this toy for a while. Pulled the trigger and am so glad I did. First of all this is the nicest butt plug I have ever used. Not because of the price, but because of the quality. The silicone is extremely comfortable. The toy is on the larger side for beginners, but the size really helped keep it in when you use it. Allowed me to usRead more about review stating Buzzworthye it hands free and go about my fun. The rimming sensation is out of this world and something everyone needs to experience"
Awaken intense sensations with Desire's luxury prostate toy. Silk-spun silicone inserts smoothly, with a firm and dented tip to maximise stimulation on tender P-spots. Remote control operated for ease of use, with 8 modes and 12 intensity levels.
What customers say: "It gave me an earth-shattering O"