Tips From the Stars: The Sexiest Horoscopes for 2013

Tips From the Stars: The Sexiest Horoscopes for 2013

by Guest

on Jan 18, 2013

Snake Glass DildoAre you curious what the stars have in store for the year ahead? Things are heating up and we hope it's not just global warming. Maybe this Glass Intimo Fire Snake Dildo (pictured, 2013 is the Year of the Snake) and lots of warming lube have something to do with it?

Whether you're a true believer or just a little curious, we hope you enjoy these horoscopes with some ideas for getting sexy as the main theme.

What's your sign? We've consulted the Cosmic Courtesan herself, Yolanda Shoshana. She's looked to the stars to guide us into the months ahead.

Enjoy these sexy predictions and inspirations plus sexy suggestions will help to make all your wishes come true.

Guest blog by Yolanda Shoshana

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Studded Collar

There are times when you can be reserved however your inner sex kitten wants to come out and play. Apply some of the discipline that you like to practice to something kinky and fun this month.

Spice it up: with help from Lovehoney by wearing this Leather Studded O-Ring Collar and Wet Look Leggings with Lace Side.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Pearly Powder

You may be a little bored when it comes to your sex life, but fear not a change of your routine should put a spark back in it. Wear something sexy that you wouldn’t normally wear. Just make sure you don’t break too many hearts.

Spice it up: by wearing the mini Kissable French Maid Bikini and edible Intimate Pleasure Pearly Powder.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Pearl Handcufs

You feel pretty oh so pretty, due to the extra attention that you've been getting lately. Embrace it and enjoy taking the compliments. After a few bumps in the road you are on track with love and life.

Spice it up: by wearing your lucky stone - pearls - when you rock the Bijoux Plaisir Nacre Faux Pearl Handcuffs and the Nipple Suckers to give your boobs some love too.

Aries (March 21- April 19)

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

The impulsive side of you is beginning to crave something new, and there's nothing wrong with that. It's what keeps your life interesting and adventurous after all. Since you're ready, willing, and able - the only thing left is staying open to the possibilities.

Spice it up: by getting down with the Swan Clutch, a vibrating kegel exerciser sure to please and the Kama Sutra Playing Cards.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

Sexy Stewardess

Give into a bit of role play this month, if you're new to it you may like it more than you think. If you have tried it before, it’s time to try a new role. Maybe attempt a role that is more submissive or dominant depending on how you normally go.

Spice it up: as a Sexy Air Stewardess and read Black Lace Women’s Sexual Fantasies to get more ideas for your fantasies.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Crochless Tights

There are many shades of you, isn’t that right Gemini? With so many personalities running through you, there's a chance to experience many sides of being sexual and sensual. You might as well express yourself.

Spice it up: and try these Dream girl Fetish Diamond Wrist and Ankle Restraints and the hot Cotteli Crotchless Tights with backseam that have you open for anything.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Smooth Glass Plug

Since you like feeling like a home body, why not take advantage of that and get more sex in, even if it just with yourself. Take time for masturbation or read a lovely book of erotica to keep your sensual juices flowing.

Spice it up: by reading the erotica book: A Collection of Naughtiness and try a Smooth Glass Butt Plug - perfect for masturbation.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Glow in the Dark Condoms

This is a great month to focus on fantasies. The only question is which ones you will explore. Feel free to let your kink flag fly; you never know where it will end up flapping. Be creative and think out of the sexual box.

Spice it up: in this Open Body Harness with Cuffs and Glow in the Dark Condoms which add fun any pleasure time.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Feather Tickler

You tend to like to get to the point, so after a little foreplay then you're good to go with the act. Since this is the case, an outfit easy to get out of will always be a good move for you. If you do happen to like a little more foreplay, add touches of tantra to your play to slow down.

Spice it up: with Lovehoney by wearing the Allure Half Cup and G-String Set and a Tantra Feather Tickler Teaser so that you can look and feel the part.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Bombshell Balm

You like to keep it real when it comes to everything, including sex. Speak up when it comes to your needs in the boudoir; it’s the best way to get what you need. No need to fake an orgasm when you can have the real thing. Like Madonna said, express yourself.

Spice it up: by using the Pin Ups Bombshell Orgasm Balm in Mint to give your orgasms some more bang and a game of Nookii

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

racey Cox Butt Plug Set

You minx, you have been using your seductress powers and oh my how they are working. 2013 just might be an epic year for you on your sex scorecard. Keep an eye out for a special someone who you will want to keep around.

Spice it up: with Lovehoney by wearing a Retro Teddy and Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Butt Plug Kit, you will be irresistible.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Vibrator Love Seat

If ever there is a sign that is flirty and fearless it is you. Be even more daring and bold this month, it is sure to ignite a new pleasure spark in you which will carry over in everything that you do. It will cause your creativity to come alive.

Spice it up:by sitting on the Vibrator Love Seat  while wearing a Lovehoney Tease Me Blindfold. A little bit kinky and a lot of vibrating fun.

About Yolanda Shoshana

Yolanda Shoshana is a Courtesan Coach, Clairvoyant, and Seduction AlchemistYolanda Shoshana is a Courtesan Coach, Clairvoyant, and Seduction Alchemist that brings you lifestyle that engages your senses for more pleasure in your life!

She is also the creatrix of the aphrodisiac perfume line, Courtesan Candy and editrix for Modern Courtesan Magazine. For more information visit:


Written by Guest.

Originally published on Jan 18, 2013. Updated on Aug 5, 2020