The Ultimate Festival Packing Guide

3 days into any festival and you may well have your beer goggles on, but with this rechargeable vibrating stroker, you’ll have a crystal clear view as you take in every smooth stroke of pleasure. Open-ended with supple textures, it mimics sensational oral stimulation, and the quiet motor of the vibrating bullet is discreet enough for play when you’re away. Check it out here.

Aim your target straight at those internal hotspots with this super smooth silicone suction cup dildo. This shapely member is gently curved to seek out your G-spot or P-spot with pinpoint precision before delivering an intimately intense massage. No batteries, motors or charging required, it’s a soundproof addition to your festival backpack that won’t disturb your neighbourly campers!

Head on into your next festival full of sparkle. This sleek metal butt plug measures in at a modest 2.5 inches so it’s perfect even for those newer to the pleasures of anal penetration. Finished with a flared base and dazzling heart-shaped jewel, it looks the part too and the best thing? You can even wear it for ventures away from the tent!

Dance right through the festival with this ingenious music-activated butt plug. Team your toy up with your playlist, ramp up the volume and let those all-time-favourite tunes take control of your pleasure. Slim, smooth and sleek, with a 3.5-inch length, it’s an ideal choice for beginners too.

Slip this sleek little number on and you can bump and grind against each other to the beat of your own music. This smooth silicone love ring is perfect for thrilling couples play, comes with a removable bullet and might even boost your stamina too. So, go on and fill up that playlist quick!

Feel the beat and put a real buzz in the air with the Juno love egg. Slimline and utterly sublime, it slides inside with ease and has a multitude of exciting play possibilities to choose from. Accessorise your festival outfit by hooking the wearable remote control around your neck and stay in total control of those sweet, sweet vibes.

Make love to the beat and enjoy a brief sexual encounter as you flit between the stages and acts of your next festival. Designed to slip into your pants, this mini marvel is a powerhouse packed with sensation, oozing with plenty of feel-good vibes to bring to the party. Each rhythmic rumble grooves to the tempo of your tunes, so all you have to do is go with the flow! Check it out here.

Let’s face it, not everything we consume at a festival leaves us with a great taste in our mouth, but these personal bottles of lube are packed full of tongue-tingling flavour. So, if you’re planning a little oral performance once the tent door’s fully zipped up, just one small pump of your chosen flavour, and you can look forward to a real sweet treat.

Not much can be said for our personal hygiene at festivals; well, except for the fact it’s not all that. Luckily, we’ve developed a handy travel friendly pack of biodegradable wipes for long-lasting freshness. Infused with a dash of skin-soothing aloe vera, and perfect for both your body and your toys – they’re a must-have accessory for even the friskiest of festival-goers.

Shake it, stroke it, dip it, dunk it and all in any order you please, but just wrap it up first! We won’t bore you with the nitty gritty on safe sex politics because if you’re doing the deed, you’ll already know, but keeping yourself and others safe should always be a priority. Using a condom can prevent the risk of unwanted pregnancies or catching sexually transmitted infections.

Because your much-loved festival companions need a little TLC too. Throw in a travel-sized bottle of our Lovehoney Fresh Sex Toy Cleaner and you’ll be good to go again, and again, and again… You may be feeling worse for wear as the main event concludes, but at least your trusty vibe will feel fresh and funky for the return trip home.

Given enough time, we’re fairly confident we can think up at least 8 different ways to wear this all-in-one wonder. Pair it with jeans, your favourite denim shorts or go all in with this super-stretchy bodystocking as your full festival outfit. Sprinkle some chunky glitter down the core of your body to draw all eyes straight to that striking criss-cross-front detail.

Morcombe and Wise, Rachel and Ross, fishnet and lace – some things just work better together. A combination of delicate floral embroidery and distractingly sexy fishnet, this ultra-fashionable one-piece might just have the crowds distracted from the headline act, but do you even care? No, our thoughts exactly!

Before you tell us that it’s ‘not that kind of festival’, well, could there be any festival in the world that this bad boy leather harness won’t match up to? We didn’t think so either. Nothing shouts festival-ready more than this fetish-inspired strap number which is exactly why it needs a place in your wardrobe!

What’s a festival outfit without a touch of animal print? Take a walk on the wild side and slip this daring tiger-inspired thong into your backpack. Made from soft orange-toned fabric with contrasting black stripes, it's the perfect match to your primal instinct. You filthy animal, you.