Broad City Season Four premiered on the 13th September. As far as I am concerned, the only appropriate response to this incredible news is a hearty “YAS KWEEN!”.
Abbi and Ilana have been gracing our screens for three years, with their struggle to make it in New York consistently leading to non-stop hilarity.
There’s Abbi Abrams, Fine Arts graduate turned personal trainer, and then there is Ilana Wexler – a hedonistic, sex-positive 20 something who is Abbi’s best friend.
After watching every episode religiously, I believe that Abbi and Ilana are two of the most relatable characters on modern television.
Here are 20 times that Abbi and Ilana from ‘Broad City’ were all of us.
If you had asked me how many different types of orgasms there were when I was 19, I probably would have said “…there are different types?”.
Sadly, like many young women, the only type of orgasm I knew about back then was the kind I was habitually faking.
But then I bought my first sex toy, and started being more vocal about what I needed in bed, and, because of this, I’ve learnt that there are at least 12 distinct types of orgasms that women can have.
I’ve not had all of them yet, mind you. But to paraphrase my good friend 50 Cent, this year my plan is to get off or die trying.
If you, too, are curious about this kind of 'Dirty Dozen', then just keep reading to find out what they are, and how you can have them.
As someone who has owned and used sex toys for the majority of their sexually active years, I am a huge advocate of all types of toy and see no problem in possessing and enjoying them.
With such a large range on the market, there truly is a toy out there for everyone.
That being said, as the title of this article suggests, I am here to shout loud and proud about the fabulousness that is:
The realistic dildo.
Although many people would consider this a toy box staple, there are many others who are yet to be convinced.
Why does it have to look so realistic? Surely if it doesn't vibrate, it's not worth it? Why does it have balls?
Well, I'm here to enlighten you as to why these toys deserve a place underneath everyone's bed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, blowjobs are great, which style best suits you?
Our brand new BlowYostrokers are designed to improve both solo play and fellatio, improving the whole oral experience for you and your partner.
From sensational swirling feelings to tantalising ticklers, each of our four BlowYo toys is lined with a unique texture to maximise your enjoyment.
With so many amazing textures to choose from, it's hard to know where to start.
Take our quiz to reveal which sensation will BlowYo-ur mind.
With Halloween sneaking up on us fast, many of us around the world are turning our thoughts to which mind-blowing costume we should be donning for the big night.
But, even if you don’t dress up as a sexy traffic cop or a slutty bag of Skittles, there’s a chance that your simple ghost outfit or creepy clown make-up could be causing a stir for someone.
Sexual fetishes and fantasies come in all different forms, so it comes as little surprise that if you’ve ever had an X-rated daydream about a good-looking Georgian ghost, or a frolic with Frankenstein’s monster, you’re definitely not alone.
So, if white sheets make you moan, or detailed zombie make-up brings on a very localized case of rigor mortis, read on to learn more about five particular proclivities that thrive at Halloween…
Pictured here: Leg Avenue Glitter Rabbit Masquerade Mask and Lovehoney Sequin Nipple Tassels
Ever since it was released last week, Pokémon GO has all but taken over the world.
From Lickitungs in the park, to Grimers in church and Squirtles in the convenience store, fans both young and old have been discovering the joys of Pokémon hunting in the real world, thanks to GPS technology and an incredibly addictive free-to-play app.
Released to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the original games (and boy, does that make me feel old), Pokémon GO has dominated the headlines, with people finding these weird and wonderful Pocket Monsters in the most bizarre places imaginable.
So given that we want Lovehoney to be the very best (like no one ever was) we set off into our sex toy warehouse to find out which Pokémon could be lurking among the toys.
We're just glad we didn't catch any Krabbies.
June is officially Pride Month here in the States, but that doesn't mean just thirty days of LGBT and Q awareness.
The stunning rainbow flag is a year-long reminder of taking pride in your sexuality, but did you know each color has a different meaning?
- red - life
- orange - healing
- yellow - sunlight
- green - nature
- blue - harmony
- violet - spirit
"The flag … is traditionally flown horizontally with the red stripe on top" (Sexual History Tour).
Around the world people celebrate every kind of love with rainbows, glitter and all things fabulous, including glorious parades and festivities with open displays of affection, drag queens, dancing, music, acceptance and love.
But have you seen our amazing rainbow toys? Get ready to play with Pride…
Have you ever wanted to be in two places at once? Has your lover wished they had a detachable version of your cock to keep at the bedside? Love to take your DIY spirit into the bedroom?
Here's your chance to create 3 masterpieces! Clone-A-Willy kits allow you to create a buzzing replica of your own member at home.
All Clone-A-Willy kits are platinum-cure silicone, creating a 100% body safe final product. Plus, they are made in the USA in Portland, OR.
We'll be choosing one very lucky winner to win three kits and the chance to create clones of their goods in three different colors; the original light tone, bright pink, and green glow in the dark.
Click through to enter to win and tell us why you'd like to clone your (or your friend's) willy in the comments below for even more chances. Contest ends March 18, 2016.
The heavy metal band Motörhead has been bringing the noise for generations. Needless to say, they know a thing or two about Vibrators and Orgasmatrons.
For hardcore fans, the creation of Lovehoney's officially licensed Motörhead Vibrators is a match made in rock 'n roll heaven.
You know we enjoy sharing the love with opportunities to win our favorite products. Here's your chance to win it all!
Enter to win with a comment or a social share, bonus points for anyone who posts a photo with your Motörhead gear. Do you have a band t-shirt or an original press album? Or even one of these new hard rock vibes? Post a photo for extra chances to win.
We want to see how much you love the band and how much you're going to LOVE your Motörhead vibe.
Click through to learn more and enter to win the entire collection worth $139.96:
We've joined forces with rock legends Motörhead to create an explosive pleasure collection with their iconic band logo and hard rock vibe.
The Motörhead Official Pleasure Collection is now available right here at Lovehoney.com.
The four classic and bullet vibrators deliver the power and fun that fans expect from "the loudest band on earth".
Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford says: "The collection reflects the rock and roll lifestyle of the band perfectly and the vibes are twice as powerful as comparable vibrators on the market - They really rock."
Motörhead are one of the biggest rock bands in the world, with 22 studio albums and countless hit singles including, Ace of Spades and Overkill - the namesakes of their vibrators.
After selling over 20 million albums and having lead singer Lemmy honored on Maxim's list of sex legends, vibrators were a natural next step.
Motörhead's 69-year-old lead singer and self-professed Sex God, Lemmy Kilmister put it this way: "One of the songs on our debut album was called Vibrator so we had to have our own one day, right?!"
It really was meant to be!
Check out the collection of hard rockin' vibes below: