Which is the Best Anal Toy for People with Vaginas?

on Jan 29, 2019

Lovehoney needed someone with a vagina to try a variety of anal toys, so being the selfless individual that I am, I volunteered. I know, I know, it’s a bit of bummer but don’t worry, it’s all behind me now.

Jokes aside, I loved trying out these four new toys. Ok, they’re not ‘new’ per se, but all were new to me.

I haven’t had much experience with anal play or anal sex. This isn’t because I don’t want to take part in this fantastic form of fornication, quite the contrary.

I’m singing from the same hymn sheet as Community’s Troy Barnes.

I’m just content to move at my own pace, and that’s ok. I’m not ashamed of my beginner’s butt. In a way, being an anal novice gave me the edge in this task.

I approached everything from a fresh perspective, and I’ve now determined which of the following is the best anal toy for people with vaginas.

4th Place: The Lovehoney Pure Pleasure Sensual Glass Butt Plug

Regretfully, one of these thrilling toys had to take 4th place.

I truly enjoyed the Pure Sensual Glass Butt Plug, it was just slightly too girthy for my butt to enjoy it to its full potential.

It's staying in my Lovehoney Lockable Case for now, because who knows? In a year's time I could be reaching for this gorgeous piece of glass again and again.

This was also my first experience with a glass toy, and I have to say I was extremely impressed. I'd underestimated just how delicious it feels to rest a cool, sensual weight on your erogenous zones.

I also experimented with different temperatures, chilling the toy in the fridge and heating it up in warm water.

When you take into consideration that you can use a glass butt plug with any type of lubricant, it's clear that it's such a versatile toy.

5/5 stars, my butt just wasn't ready for this jelly (yet!)

3rd Place: Fifty Shades Darker Primal Attraction Jiggle Butt Plug

Having never tried anything from the Fifty Shades of Grey range before, the Primal Attraction Jiggle Butt Plug made a great first impression.

I loved the T-bar base; it gave me extra peace of mind and was very comfortable to wear. But it's the hidden steel ball that knocks around inside the butt plug that makes this toy a game-changer.

Sceptical at first, I didn't believe that the movement of the ball was going to give me noticeably more pleasure. I'm happy to report that this butt plug proved me wrong. Your every movement results in the ball jiggling around.

The feeling of this frantic movement inside of you makes you squirm, which makes the ball jiggle even more – and, you see where I'm going here.

Another bonus is that the butt plug comes with a silk drawstring bag, and who doesn't love a sex toy that comes with a silk drawstring bag?

Whether you're a fan of the series or not, the Primal Attraction Jiggle Butt Plug will not disappoint.

2nd Place: The Lovehoney Classic Silicone Anal Beads 10 inch

Now these, I loved! I can confidently say this is an anal toy that can be enjoyed by both beginners and experts alike.

The incremental size of the beads is functional and titillating.

From a purely practical standpoint, you could easily identify which of the spheres were within your comfort zone. Plus, anticipating the insertion of the next bead was a major turn-on.

The smooth silicone, the overall flexibility of the beads and the finger loop made for a non-intimidating experience.

I didn't feel like the beads were going to slip or cause me any discomfort while my partner and I had vaginal sex.

I would thoroughly recommend the Lovehoney Classic Silicone Anal Beads to anyone who is looking to add to their sex toy collection.

1st Place: The Mantric Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

I became a fan of Mantric toys back when I researched Which Vibrator Gives the Fastest Orgasms.

Their use of luxury materials and ergonomic design struck a chord with me, and using toys from the collection always makes me feel like a VIP.

I also prefer rechargeable toys (because I always forget to pick up new batteries!), and this vibrating butt plug is exactly that – USB rechargeable.

You get 90 minutes of play from a full charge, so there is no need to worry about your butt plug giving up the ghost mid-way through play.

You can play with it in the bath, it has a travel lock function so it doesn't accidentally turn on in your luggage, and it even flashes different colored lights according to each speed and pattern – honestly, what more could a girl ask for?

All these incredible features aside, the reason I feel this is the best anal toy for people with vaginas is because the Mantric Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug has 7 vibration speeds and patterns.

This is great news for your booty, of course, but it's also great news for your clitoris. Why? Let's talk anatomy...

We can only see a tiny part of the clitoris. The rest of this magnificent glans is internal. It extends behind the vaginal wall in a kind of wish-bone shape.

For some people, the branches of the clitoris extend down by their anus, so they're able to stimulate their clitoris via anal play. File that under things they never tell you about anal play.

This is why the quiet, yet powerful vibrations emitting from this elegant butt plug felt phenomenal.

I think there's a stigma out there that women shouldn't actively enjoy anal sex or should only participate in anal sex when it's some kind of "special treat" for their male partner.

This stigma is outdated and harmful.

It may be stopping some women out there from experiencing truly mind-blowing sexual pleasure.

I'm proud to say that I had a blast trying all these toys, so if there's something here you want to try, there's no reason to hold back.

Have fun, and don't forget to use anal lube!

Audrey Andrews is a student blogger for Lovehoney. In her spare time she loves to do craft, but would not advise knitting your own condoms.

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Written by Audrey Andrews.

Originally published on Jan 29, 2019. Updated on Aug 5, 2020