1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars16 reviews

      Each inch is better than the last with John Holmes' footlong dong, for mind-blowing filling sensations to bring your fantasies to life. Moulded straight from the star's amazing member, the dildo features every as-seen-on-screen vein, curve and bulge.

      $79.99

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    1. Product Description

      Each inch is better than the last with John Holmes' footlong dong, for mind-blowing filling sensations to bring your fantasies to life. Moulded straight from the star's amazing member, the dildo features every as-seen-on-screen vein, curve and bulge.

      With its firm but flexible insertable length of 10 inches and girth of 7.75 inches, an orgasmically satisfying time is guaranteed. Its Vac-U-Lock base means it can attach to the harness for hands-free fun with a partner.

      Use this toy with lashings of lube for the most slippery and comfortable experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a carry bag.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic dildo for extra-girthy, extra-long lifelike internal pleasure
      • Cast from porn superstar John Holmes
      • Swollen head and veiny shaft increase arousal
      • Bulbous balls caress external pleasure points
      • Vac-U-Lock suction base included for hands-free penetration
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3
      • Base type: Sucker
      • Circumference: 7.75 inches
      • Insertable Length: 10 inches
      • Length: 13 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Material: Skin Safe Rubber
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: Yes

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo 16 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo
      2. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Vac-U-Lock Dildo

        $79.99

    1. O. M. G.

      Reviewed: September 18, 2017 by Deepjim, a Bisexual Single Male

      If you need something on a larger scale this does the job!

      John Holmes - the legend is a perfect addition for anyone in their toy collection.

      Big is an understatement. Unless you are an experienced toy user, beware! This is a monster! Lube up and fill up!

      Ease on down and feel every perfectly replicated inch!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Big, thick, soft, realistic feel.
      Cons
      Once taken fully you will crave larger.
      Bottom line
      10 out of 10, my favourite all-time dildo.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. An absolute monster

      Reviewed: February 20, 2017 by DesperateDildo, a Bisexual Single Male

      Make sure you check the size of this dildo to make sure you can take it on. This thing is huge!

      This dildo is certainly not for the inexperienced but boy is it an absolute pleasure for those who've invested the time to get to know it a little better.

      This is one of the pricier dildos I have bought off of Lovehoney, but I can say without a doubt it is worth the price.

      The dildo comes with its own soft fabric bag to keep it in, which is nice. The bag does sometimes leave a little fabric on the dildo itself, but nothing a quick rinse won't get rid of.

      The dildo itself is seriously thick and girthy and will take a lot of time to get used to if used anally (like I do so I can't personally speak for vaginal use). The material it's made out of is soft to the touch and feels amazing. The pronounced veins and shape of the dildo make it insanely pleasurable.

      The suction cup is of really high quality and can take quite a fight. With a generous amount of lube this thing will rock your world.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The girth, length and feel is amazing.
      Cons
      Nothing to not like about it!
      Bottom line
      A seriously satisfying dildo that I couldn't ask anymore of.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Leg trembling

      Reviewed: May 3, 2016 by Kinky lad

      After warning up with Black Thunder, this bad boy is my next step and man does it live up to its reputation.

      There is nothing I like more than my sexiest underwear, some killer high heels, and sitting on this letting it rub my prostrate over and over again until I cum everywhere. This, ladies and gentleman, does not disappoint one bit.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      For me it stretches my ass just enough.
      Cons
      Having to get off it for a rest.
      Bottom line
      Thrilling, tingling, orgasmic.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes