1. Limpy Soft Packer 8 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars35 reviews

      8 flaccid inches? Now that's an impressive package. Position this soft and floppy packer in your underwear and enjoy the gorgeous look of a big bulge in your pants. With a soft flat base, Limpy is comfortable for prolonged wear and entirely skin safe.

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      1. Limpy Soft Packer 8 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      8 flaccid inches? Now that's an impressive package. Position this soft and floppy packer in your underwear and enjoy the gorgeous look of a big bulge in your pants. With a soft flat base, Limpy is comfortable for prolonged wear and entirely skin safe.

      Get the effect of a soft and floppy penis with this delightful packer. Made from TPE for an authentic texture, the limp 8 inch dick is realistic from its pronounced head to its squishy balls.

      Key Features:

      • Large, 8 inch long realistic limp penis with balls
      • Soft, squashy and unsuitable for penetration
      • Perfect for increasing the size of your package
      • Natural looking shaft, head and balls
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it measures up

      • Circumference: 5 inches
      • Length: 8 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Material: Soft Plastic
    3. Essential info

      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Allergens: Phthalate-Free

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Limpy Soft Packer 8 Inch 35 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Limpy Soft Packer 8 Inch
      2. Limpy Soft Packer 8 Inch

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    1. He's lovely

      Reviewed: April 8, 2020 by That's Gay

      He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him.

      He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love!

      Feels great against the skin. He flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it. You won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money.

      He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy, I love it.

      A bit sticky when you get him. Just dust him down.

      Comes in a plain brown box. Hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label.

      Downside is he isn't realistically coloured. However, that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Floppy, multiple purpose, great design, feels fantastic.
      Cons
      He could be more realistically coloured.
      Bottom line
      Awesome, I really love him, I recommend him.
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    1. Choke on it

      Reviewed: February 17, 2020 by AgnesFox, a Bisexual Engaged Male

      Alright. We both love this toy. It’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it.

      Slides down your throat easy and stretches out when you swallow on it!

      Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell.

      Only wish it had a suction-cup base for hands-free or strap-on.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Feeling, realistic.
      Cons
      No suction cup.
      Bottom line
      5 stars.
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    1. My preferred packer

      Reviewed: December 9, 2019 by VersTransMan

      I pack very often, and I have tried many products. This one is very good for me personally. It works very well when paired with Lovehoney's O-ring packing shorts, titled "Packer Gear Strap-On Harness Boxer Shorts with Vibe Pocket". I find it difficult to keep this packer secure in trunks due to how hefty and large it is, but that depends on the tautness and make of your underwear.

      As a dysphoric transgender man who cannot afford phalloplasty, this packer gives me the joy of the penis I wish I had been born with. Walking around the house wearing my packing shorts and this bad boy, just hanging out, is awesome.

      The appearance of the packer is not very realistic, it looks quite plain, but that's fine. I'm more worried about the realism of a cock when it's going to be used for sex. This is more (for me) about personal enjoyment and alleviation of gender dysphoria.

      (Did not use this product for sex or any orgasms - ignore that section of the review.)

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Heft, shape, feel when groped through pants.
      Cons
      Can't complain!
      Bottom line
      Good for guys (and others) who are used to packing.
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    1. Great purchase

      Reviewed: July 16, 2019 by Reallifemrgrey, a Gay Engaged Male

      As a gay man, I love the feeling of a dick against mine and this feels as good as the real thing!

      Seriously turns me on! I’d actually rather have this than the real thing! My new favourite toy! It even warms up to feel even more realistic! Highly recommended.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Size, feel, everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Amazing.
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    1. Get it before it's discontinued

      Reviewed: September 18, 2018 by Harley Quinn, a Bisexual Single Female

      I have Mr Limpy in 6" and I use it for solo play - to fondle and suck on while I'm using a realistic dildo. The 6" is the perfect size for me to deep-throat and it adds to the fantasy of a gangbang.

      I've wanted the "full collection" for a while. I was sent my birthday discount and I had some points to use so this was the perfect time. I got this 8" as the 7" was out of stock and this 8" is going to be discontinued, which is a shame!

      I was so excited to open the discreet LH box and my eyes lit up at the sight of it! There is a slight powdery smell, which vanishes when cleaned before use.

      This Mr Limpy 8" is so beautiful - to look at, to touch, to stroke, to fondle, to lick, to suck.

      It completely fulfils my "monster white cock" fantasy. The girth is so realistic, palming it got me very excited. The design and detail are amazing. The cute little peehole gives the tip of your tongue something to play with while you caress the realistic balls.

      I thought it would be too big, and it is very slightly - but that's a good thing. This size is perfect for practising - handjobs, blowjobs, deep-throating. I love fondling it, sucking on it and smacking myself lightly with it (lol!) just as I'm about to orgasm.

      Starting with this toy and then moving on to a realistic dildo is the closest I get to the thrill of anonymous encounters.

      I really recommend buying this before it's gone for good!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The look and the feel.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A nice, big, cock. ..Without the drama.. ;-P
    3. 8 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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