1. Penis Pasta 7oz

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars37 reviews

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!

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      1. Penis Pasta 7oz

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    1. Product Description

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!

      Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.

      Please Note: This product contains wheat.

      Key Features:

      • Penis-shaped dried pasta to add some 'sauce' to your cooking
      • Definite growers - don't be fooled by their dry size!
      • Made from durum wheat
      • Not suitable for those with wheat allergies

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Penis Pasta 7oz
      2. Penis Pasta 7oz

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    1. Great pasta

      Reviewed: April 2, 2020 by PocketSizeJo, a Bisexual Engaged Female

      Bought as a gag gift for my fella.

      I made mac and cheese. It tasted great and gave him the giggles and caused him to make lots of awful jokes. But that's not the pasta's fault. One box is plenty for two and could definitely stretch to three portions. It also catches the sauce well.

      A great light-hearted gift.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The pasta tastes good and the portion is ample.
      Cons
      Nothing, it's no different from any store-bought pasta.
      Bottom line
      Brilliant gag gift and definitely lightens the mood of an ordinary meal.
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    1. Lovely bit of pasta

      Reviewed: January 7, 2019 by Lovinthetoys, a Straight Married Male

      I ordered this as a joke gift for a friend, but never got round to giving it to them.

      Then one day, we were short of pasta, so I used this to make a pasta bake for the wife. She was unaware of the penis shaped goodness lurking below the cheesy top layer.

      To her surprise, when digging in she got a shock, and then laughter ensued.

      As for the product itself, it's just like any other pasta. Taste and quality is similar to any good supermarket pasta. No funny tastes.

      Cook times are comparable also, so good for baked dishes.

      Very nice and enjoyable!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Good taste and quality.
      Cons
      Nothing at all.
      Bottom line
      Very tasty pasta!
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    1. Funny gift

      Reviewed: February 12, 2018 by LittleNickiKitty, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I bought this at Christmas for my sister as we’ve always had an ongoing joke with penis pasta since Miranda. Needless to say, this made her chuckle when she received it which is exactly what I wanted.

      Tastes like normal pasta you’re just paying a little extra for the novelty. I think it’s a great price to make somebody laugh.

      Highly recommend!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Made my sister laugh.
      Cons
      N/A
      Bottom line
      Great novelty gift.
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    1. Funny and tasty

      Reviewed: December 30, 2017 by missfun, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      I bought this along with the cola boob jelly sweets as a present for someone. It's a very fun and humorous gift to give someone, the pasta itself tasted good as well and the person was happy with the gift.

      It was cheap and a very good price. An easy way to make a boring gift more exciting and different. Discreet packaging and quick delivery as usual.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Price, humour.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great joke gift.
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    1. Fabulous gift

      Reviewed: August 5, 2016 by RoyalPaws, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Bought as a gift for my friend for the laughs, he ended up enjoying them more than I thought. They were tasty and did not take a long time to cook.

      However, once cooked they turned flabby and soggy and you had to use all your imagination to tell they are supposed to be penises.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great fun.
      Cons
      Soggy after being cooked.
      Bottom line
      Funny and tasty.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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