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    1. Coco de Mer 'Teach Me A Lesson' Ruler Spanker

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      1. Coco de Mer 'Teach Me A Lesson' Ruler Spanker

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    1. Product Description

      Authenticate Teacher-Student role play and give your sub a lesson in hard lines with this sexy stationery spanker. Designed to deliver lasting stings and ear-bending slaps, after-school detentions just got exciting!

      Whether you want over-the-desk pleasure or fancy a spot of homework with a difference, rest assured knowing that this ruler has a wicked side. With its narrow, smooth surface that's easy to control, it creates thrilling impact across soft buttocks and leaves a delicate welt that's pleasing to both the giver and the receiver.

      Forget falling behind on marking, and start marking that falling behind!

      Key Features:

      • Wooden spanking ruler printed with 'Teach Me A Lesson'
      • Perfect for couples who want easy paddle spanking with a sensational sting
      • Smooth and flexible for light taps and enthusiastic thwacks
      • Centimeter and inch markings for discreet and practical office use
      • Made from high quality, sleek and strong wood

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Coco de Mer 'Teach Me A Lesson' Ruler Spanker 1 3.5 out of 5 stars 3.5 out of 5

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    1. Almost worth misbehaving for

      Reviewed: June 20, 2016 by Friday13, a Straight Single Female

      This ruler might not look too menacing but it has a substantial sting when used with enough force. It's a little longer than a standard ruler, which allows the spanker to build up more momentum in their swing while maintaining precision and provides the spankee with some extra bite. It can easily be used much more gently, though, making it ideal for beginners.

      It looks just like the rulers I had in school (minus 'TEACH ME A LESSON' emblazoned on one side), which adds authenticity to student/teacher roleplay. It is inconspicuous, so I have left it out and used it as an actual measuring implement.

      It didn't come in any sort of packaging, but that didn't bother me as it's highly unlikely to get damaged in the post.

      I expected the quality to be better. It is unvarnished and has some rough edges, which isn't ideal when landing on bare skin. It does feel hardy enough to withstand repeated heavy-handed use, though, so perhaps it is a trade-off.

      If I wanted to use it for roleplay it would be ideal, but as a pure spanking tool I think there are other better value options.

    2. Overall Rating:
      7 out of 10 stars
      Has a good sting, sturdy, inconspicuous if left out.
      Unvarnished, rough wood.
      Bottom line
      Good for over the knee spanking, but the quality isn't great.
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