1. Coco de Mer 'Spank You Very Much' Ruler Spanker

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      1. Coco de Mer 'Spank You Very Much' Ruler Spanker

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    1. Product Description

      Working late just got a whole lot more exciting! A perfectly respectable wooden ruler on one side, this sexy stationery staple reveals a naughty printed message on the reverse for office meetings with added wow-factor.

      We hate office jargon as much as the next person, but this spanky ruler gives a whole new meaning to touching base offline, so grab the handle and move forward with swift sweeps and deliver stingy slaps that are a total game changer to hot-desking.

      Key Features:

      • Wooden spanking ruler printed with 'Spank You Very Much'
      • Perfect for couples who want easy paddle spanking with a delicious sting
      • Smooth and flexible for light taps and enthusiastic thwacks
      • Centimetre and inch markings for discreet and practical office use
      • Made from high quality, sleek and strong wood

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Coco de Mer 'Spank You Very Much' Ruler Spanker 3 4 out of 5 stars 4 out of 5

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    1. Spank you very much

      Reviewed: May 27, 2016 by Luhlah, a Straight Engaged Female

      I really like the design of this, it fits in the hand nicely, is very cheeky and good for role play.

      It gives off a very satisfying sound even if you're just giving a playful tap. It's easy to control how hard you're hitting.

      I think this would be great for anyone wanting to experiment first time or for those of us who already know what we like.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Definitely be the sound it gives off upon impact.
      Bottom line
      A very satisfying all rounder.
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    1. Spanky, but not swanky

      Reviewed: June 7, 2016 by Terri JJ, a Bisexual Married Female

      I adore being spanked, and wooden implements are my absolute favourite, so I was delighted when I got an email to say this was being sent as a tester in exchange for an honest review. Just the email had me quivering with excitement!

      Two days later the now very familiar plain box arrived. I opened it in anticipation. And was a little disappointed.

      I have some other Coco de Mer products which have arrived with very stylish packaging. This was a ruler in a box. No packaging whatsoever. It wasn't even in a cellophane bag. I know packaging isn't going to affect its use, but I was expecting a little more from Coco de Mer.

      Picked up the ruler and inspected it. Again, a bit disappointed. It's a good solid ruler, nice and smooth along the flat and long edges, but the ends are poorly finished and quite rough. Looks as though a rub over with some sand paper before use would be a good idea.

      It's extremely realistic, so lying on an office desk it looks like a genuine ruler. Until you turn it over and reveal the naughty message.

      Using this was everything I had hoped it would be. My OH is very heavy handed with spanking. Just how I like it. ;)

      This ruler really stings and makes that great sharp slapping noise when it comes into contact with the skin. My bum was red and sore after only a few well-aimed hard swacks. It also feels great if gently stroked across the area being spanked. Cool and smooth. I started off begging for more but ended up begging him to stop!

      This needs to be kept in a box/drawer et cetera as there is no loop for hanging.

      It’s a great spanking tool, but if you're new to experimenting in this department either use it very gently to start off with (you still get the slapping sound) or try something a little softer first. If used hard this really does sting!

      I have the Fifty Shades of Grey ruler and the feel of both during use is virtually the same. The Fifty Shades of Grey ruler, however, comes in a cellophane bag with a nice tag attached and a hanging loop. If I was going to buy a ruler, the Fifty Shades of Grey just wins it for me. It looks nicer and it’s a couple of pounds cheaper. On the other hand, the Coco de Mer ruler is a lot more realistic and does feel a little more substantial.

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10 stars
      Love the look of it, and the great sting!
      Finish and complete lack of packaging lets it down.
      Bottom line
      Realistic ruler, good weight and strong enough not to break.
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    1. Sexy School Time

      Reviewed: October 7, 2016 by BellHawk424, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      My partner and I like schoolgirl/teacher roleplay, but my partner is a somewhat nervous dominant. I bought this because I liked the 'spank you very much' slogan, and though the humour could help break the ice for her, and remind us that we were playing.

      The ruler is great - strong and nice quality. That said, it's a novelty product rather than a kink essential. I bought it as a joke and as a reassurance for my partner, but honestly it's overpriced, and you'll do much better buying a wooden ruler from a stationery store or investing in a paddle.

      This said, it goes nicely with the sexy schoolgirl costume set.

    2. Overall Rating:
      6 out of 10 stars
      The funny slogan is cute and reassuring for nervous dominants.
      It's highly overpriced.
      Bottom line
      A novelty item, not a kink essential.
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