1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

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      1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

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    1. Product Description

      The only French phrase that we ever remembered was, 'Voulez vous coucher avec moi', which is a question that will be answered with a resounding, 'Oui' once your lusty lover sees you in this fun, flirty, and revealing French maid costume.

      Designed for a spot of dirty domesticity role play, this sheer and skimpy little number ties above your bum and behind your neck, leaving your back exposed for a cheeky glimpse that your partner will adore.

      The halterneck straps (trimmed with ruffled white lace) lift your French fancies for a pert cleavage, and, for extra support, a single elasticated strap with a swan fastening and slider reaches around your ribcage for an adjustable underbust fit.

      At the centre of the dress is a panel of satin criss-cross lacing that slims your torso, and a tiny white apron for an extra-sexy touch. Wrapping around your hips for a flattering finish, the sheer skirt is trimmed with frothy white lace, and is short enough to show off lacy stocking tops. Ooh la la, indeed.

      Model is 5'7", and a US size 4 with 32DD bust.

      Please note: feather tickler not included.

      Key Features:

      • Sexy French maid's outfit for cheeky bedroom role play
      • Halterneck and hip satin tie fastenings leave your back exposed
      • Sheer black stretch mesh shows off your bare skin
      • Mock white satin lacing to the front panel slims your torso
      • White satin apron and ruffle lace trims finish the look

    Lovehoney Fantasy Size Chart

    1. Lovehoney size UK Dress size Bust Waist Hips
      Small 6 - 8 32" - 34" 24" - 27" 34" - 36"
      Medium 10 - 12 34" - 36" 27" - 30" 36" - 38"
      Large 14 - 16 36" - 38" 30" - 33" 38" - 40"
      1X / 2X 18 - 20 40" - 46" 34" - 38" 42" - 46"
      3X / 4X 22 - 24 48" - 52" 40" - 44" 48" - 52"
      S/M 8 - 10 34" - 36" 24" - 28" 34" - 37"
      M/L 12 - 14 36" - 38" 28" - 32" 37" - 40"
      L/XL 16 - 18 38" - 40" 32" - 36" 40" - 43"
      One Size 6 - 16 34" - 38" 27" - 33" 36" - 40"
      Plus Size 18 - 24 40" - 52" 34" - 44" 42" - 52"

       

      Lovehoney size US Dress size Bust Waist Hips
      Small 2 - 4 32" - 34" 24" - 27" 34" - 36"
      Medium 6 - 8 34" - 36" 27" - 30" 36" - 38"
      Large 10 - 12 36" - 38" 30" - 33" 38" - 40"
      1X / 2X 14 - 16 40" - 46" 34" - 38" 42" - 46"
      3X / 4X 18 - 20 48" - 52" 40" - 44" 48" - 52"
      S/M 4 - 6 34" - 36" 24" - 28" 34" - 37"
      M/L 8 - 10 36" - 38" 28" - 32" 37" - 40"
      L/XL 12 - 14 38" - 40" 32" - 36" 40" - 43"
      One Size 2 - 12 34" - 38" 27" - 33" 36" - 40"
      Plus Size 14 - 20 40" - 52" 34" - 44" 42" - 52"

       

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume 19 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume
      2. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

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    1. Bonjour Madame mercy

      Reviewed: August 5, 2017 by Kevkris, a Straight Going Steady Male

      Wow. I have worn this outfit in the lounge, bedroom and stairway.

      Hubby finds it sexy but wore it on cam and the fans loved it and I loved it. It made me feel self-confident daring and adventurous. I took out the feather duster and let's just keeping clean by saying a lot of cream was messed.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Easy to wear and take off.
      Cons
      The material sticks when sweaty.
      Bottom line
      French madness.
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    1. Lovehoney Fantasy Dirty Mind French Maid Costume

      Reviewed: August 4, 2017 by Sliver, a Straight Married Female

      The reason for this purchase has a slight confession behind it. I have or should I say had a full French maid's outfit, but have not worn it for some time my SO mentioned it in passing a while ago to my horror, I searched the house and have not been able to locate it. So upon seeing this appear on one of Lovehoney offers I jumped at the chance

      As normal my parcel from Lovehoney arrived very quickly and discreetly. Inside the parcel, the outfit is folded inside a clear cellophane bag nothing fancy. Having opened the package I was slightly concerned at the size and how little it covered but this could honestly fit most sizes, so don't be worried about buying a one size product as it ties by a long ribbon at back and halter neck. Also I'd suggest hand washing this outfit due to the delicate material.

      I couldn't resist trying this outfit on first. it takes up hardly any space at all when folded away It's very simple to get on and, once you've tied the halter neck (with its satin ribbon) and adjusted the thin bra strap, all you have to do it tie the waistband behind you and you're all set to do some serious dusting.

      I absolutely loved the way the top supported and displayed my (34DD) breasts, pleasantly surprising given that there's no underwiring. The see-through mesh is also super sexy. I didn't wear a bra underneath but you totally could. The flirty little skirt is also incredibly alluring, wafting invitingly as you sashay about doing your chores. The cherry on the cake, however, is the open back.

      It looks good quality, with lovely thick satin ribbons that tie around the back. The ribbon around my waist ties just above my bum. I tied the halter neck ribbon quite tightly which, along with the elasticated ribbon under the bust and the adjustable strap at the back, which I also made as tight as possible, gave me a nice lift and did offer some support. My boobs fit inside nicely and the sexy see-through mesh material means one's nipples are clearly visible. The frilly ruffled lace along the halter neck neckline is very pretty and feminine and the front panel hides the tummy nicely and is overall very flattering. On me, the length at the front reaches to just about to the tops of my thighs.

      Absolutely great value for money though there's not much to it so you may want to light the other fire! If a peek of nipple is not enough to get him going, your bare back and barely covered derrière should tempt him to undo the ribbon ties, no matter how good or bad you house work may be.

      It is very easy to put the outfit on as I have said and once on I was delighted with how it looked on me! Especially as it had no panties, extra naughty. I am 510'', dress size 10/12, and wear a 34DD bra. I think this is a very flattering costume and would look good on ladies of all shapes and sizes, as it is so easily adjustable, which was a concern I must confess. The open back is very sexy! Although I prefer to wear a sexy lace thong with any costume, on this occasion I kept it simple - no panties. But I did team it with a pair of black hold ups with the white tops and bow that come recommended on the Lovehoney extra bit and high heels and my SO loved it!

      If you're after a maid's costume for a bit of cheeky roleplay, I would definitely recommend this.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Loved how it fitted and supported my bust.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Top value for money. I really loved this. Top result.
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    1. When in Paris

      Reviewed: August 26, 2016 by laukward, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      This came in fab discreet packaging, basic costume but it's washed well and it looks great on even when slightly above average boob size! Really flattering - I'd recommend buying your regular size if you want to have a more tight fitting look but otherwise a size up as it might be a bit constricting to move around in.

      Bought this as a special surprise for my OH the month before setting off to Paris for a birthday present - he was very pleasantly surprised when I came out of the bathroom wearing this midweek.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Sheer but comfortable.
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Great for a surprise and a fab weekend away.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes