1. King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 8.5 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars233 reviews

      Championing awe-striking ultra-realism in insertable dildos, King Cock presents a meaty number that ups the thickness to create a dong of glorious proportions. Plug that sucker onto any smooth surface and gear up for the ride of a lifetime.


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      1. King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo 8.5 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Championing awe-striking ultra-realism in insertable dildos, King Cock presents a meaty number that ups the thickness to create a dong of glorious proportions. Plug that sucker onto any smooth surface and gear up for the ride of a lifetime.

      Get the girth you crave as the porn star sizing of the 2 inch diameter fills you up like a Texan buffet. Use with a strap-on harness to take pegging play to its apex, or stick to the headboard to brighten up bedtime.

      Eye-popping realism runs from the tip of the swollen, tapered head right down the hand-detailed veined shaft, ending only at the flared base to ensure safe anal insertion.

      Just like with a real penis, you can maximise sweet sensations by coating your toy with a generous squeeze of water-based lubricant.

      Key Features:

      • King Cock girthy realistic dildo with 8.5 insertable inches
      • Super-realistic hand-detailing for an authentic experience
      • Balls-free design maximises on insertion length
      • Suction cup enables solo hands-free penetration
      • Strap-on harness compatible
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3 inches
      • Base type: Flared with Suction
      • Circumference: 7 inches
      • Insertable Length: 8.5 inches
      • Length: 9 inches
      • Oring diameter: 2.25 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Material: PVC
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Essential info

      • Harness Compatible: Yes
      • Has balls: No

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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. A great purchase

      Reviewed: November 2, 2019 by Luckiest Husband, a Straight Married Male

      I bought this for my wife without her knowing and boy, has it been a great buy! When she first saw it she said no way am I using that but I convinced her too and it’s been the greatest toy I’ve bought for her.

      The thing is really thick, much thicker than it looks like in the pictures, but it’s amazing to watch her be stretched out by this bad boy! She surprised me the other day by sending me pictures of her finally using it hands-free in the shower and words can describe how sexy it was.

      A great toy, you're in for a treat if your wife uses it!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
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    1. King cock dildo.

      Reviewed: October 8, 2019 by Bi married male., a Bisexual Married Male

      Bought this because of its size and look, plus it is a suction dildo for hands-free fun.

      Used my butt plugs first to slacken my butt before trying this monster.

      Slid in very easy and felt great.

      I only managed to get 7 1/2 inches in me riding i,t but that was sufficient.

      Would recommend.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Size and feel and looked very authentic.
      Bottom line
      Perfect size and girth, but now looking to move up in size on girth.
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    1. Multiple O's

      Reviewed: September 26, 2019 by TheAmberTiger, a Bisexual Going Steady Female


      Clamshell style (which I absolutely love, really easy to open, no scissors needed - I could get playing straight away), limited info on the packaging which in fairness is fine, after all, it's a common-sense sex toy! The printed labelling inside is easy to remove from the plastic casing which makes recycling quicker than quick - or you can keep the casing as a protective and non-porous layer for your toy.

      First impressions:

      I actually laughed when I opened up my box order from Lovehoney, my surprise and nervousness made for a humorous reaction. I took one look at this dildo and thought there is no way this is going to fit in me, I really overestimated my abilities! Spoiler alert - it fitted just fine, lol! Don't be intimidated by its size, I got it in the first time round (despite this being the biggest dildo I've ever used: my only other one-ended piece currently is a 6-incher with a 5-inch circumference, also from Lovehoney, which I love)! It's on the heavier side, which is great, and although the suction cup looked a little small (I've found suction cups in the past can't always handle the speed and pressure I go at), it worked fine and stuck better than expected. There are tiny little wrinkles almost (not sure how else to describe them) in the design of this dildo, which adds texture, as well as a handful of larger veining - my only note on this is that you may need to re-lube if you're feeling these little wrinkles too much. I found that the harder and faster I went, the more I could feel these micro-sized little indents causing friction at my entrance which was uncomfortable but easily solved. A condom over it would solve this issue too (I'm used to smoother sex toys). The colour is great, I'm not into flesh-coloured pieces as I don't like to think about the male body while I'm getting off, so I'm glad that this dildo was available as an unassuming all-black beast. It's pretty enough that sometimes I'll just leave it on my nightstand to look at (also keeps it handy)!


      Got it out, lubed up, and gave it a go. I'm definitely not long enough for it, but the girth is fantastic. I'm a girth gal over a length lady, so it didn't bother me that I couldn't fit the whole length in. All I can really say is Oh My God. Stuck it to the floor and gave it some bounces, sorted myself out with a quick orgasm, lifted myself off of it and... bam, I had squirted everywhere! Within about 2 minutes of penetration I had squirted and had no idea until I removed the toy, it was one unbelievable yet welcome surprise, especially considering how uncomfortable I can find G-spot orgasms - I didn't even think I had reached a climax at that point, all I knew was that it just felt great! Combine that with the fact that I had given myself a clitoral O within the same 2 minutes, I was in sex heaven. My dildo even has a name now - she's called Lilith and she's going to be one hell of an important member (pun intended) in my sex life from now on, and she's not even been with me for 48 hours yet! Six orgasms in one day, and another five today - she's really the queen of multiple O's! Usually, I find it can take quite a bit of time and energy to bring myself to climax, but this dildo has taught me otherwise! Maybe I've just been looking for a King Cock all this time.


      Cleaning this toy is easy - unscented soap and water are all that's necessary. Once dry, it has a bad habit of picking up little particles of dust/hair/lint so my advice is to keep it in a waterproof bag or case - maybe even just keep the original clam packaging until you find something suitable. If not, just give it another wash immediately before use to keep it clean.

      Experience needed:

      I understand a lot of reviews on here and the general advice regarding larger sex toys indicates that you've got to be experienced to use larger dildos like this, but as a: •Virgin• Someone with only one, much smaller one-ended dildo prior to this, I can tell you that it's based more on what you know or think you can handle rather than actual sexual experience. Trust your own abilities and figure out your own capacity - I knew I wanted something bigger and girthier, so I got something bigger and girthier. Simple! If you do want to try this out but aren't as confident in what you can handle, my advice is to just give it a go. Warm yourself up, try it out, if insertion isn't manageable at first, keep at it (if you feel comfortable) and remember to lube up too! You might just shock yourself. :)

      Conclusion? Forget the rest of my toys, this is by far my favourite! Can you tell I'm still on a high from my latest orgasm from this babe? There are no real downsides to this dildo, just pleasure and explosive climaxes. All I can do is thank the heavens that I had the balls to try it and that it was affordable, high quality and orgasmic too - honestly worth every penny.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Affordable. Multiple orgasms. Beautiful design. Easy-access packaging. Size! You get what you ask for.
      Occasionally, too much friction. Easily solved though and a personal preference.
      Bottom line
      Sexy, simple, big!
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    1. I'm in trouble, worth it

      Reviewed: September 7, 2019 by MsEllie, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      So, I bought this beauty for very specific reasons. The measurements.

      First off; delivery was swift in the discreet packaging I know and love from LH. The product itself was encased in clear plastic, easily opened, and with the product details on it. Clean, simple, no off-putting gyrating woman or man on the package. Lovely.

      Now. The monster itself. You know when you see measurements, and you -logically- know what those measurements mean. The actual size and weight holding it in your hands is something else entirely. Now I had ordered this specifically as a gentleman I am meeting up with expressed concern at being larger than I could handle. I, being an arrogant size queen, said whatever he was packing I'd be fine. So I ordered this because it is close to his measurements, and my first impression after opening the packaging?

      I'm in trouble...

      But ladies, gentlemen, purveyors of temple Lovehoney, let me tell you: being in trouble is excellent fun.

      With some lube but precisely no warm-up, because I am nothing if not determined, I climbed on.

      That. Stretch. When it says girthy, it means it. So much so to my horror at first I could only get so far down. But with some determination and careful relaxation, I manage to take it full to the hilt.

      Since then it's been out of my toy box more than it's been in. It brings such a smile to my face. The suction cup is excellent, which is surprising given the weight of the beast, but it's never moved.

      So; overview:

      It isn't small. Get over any ideas you size kings and queens may have about 'only' 8.5 insertable.

      The stretch is divine.

      Others mentioned a chemical smell, can't say I've noticed it.

      The shaping, ridge of the head, veins are divine.

      If you're considering this: do yourself a favour, add to basket. (And add some good quality lube.)

      Happy riding!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Girth, length, firmness, ridged veins and head, suction cup everything!
      Not found a single thing yet!
      Bottom line
      Truly the king of cocks.
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    1. Big and realistic

      Reviewed: September 2, 2019 by 8.5inchguy, a Straight Married Male

      Bought this for the OH she absolutely loves it and so do I.

      Long, girthy and feels real. She loves me using it on her or equally she loves riding it when it’s wall-mounted. She’s used it on me too and it’s amazing. It’s not for the faint-hearted but well worth the step up if you're not used to the size.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The size and feel.
      Bottom line
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