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      1. King Cock Extra Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      By royal command, 9 inches of His Majesty's man meat are ready and waiting to stiffly satisfy His kingdom's subjects. The rock-hard multispeed vibrating shaft leads to a flexible tip that can be perfectly poised to hit the right spots. All hail the King!

      Tease yourself with the penis head before sliding the realistically veined shaft deep inside, dialling up the vibrations as you devour inch after orgasmic inch of throbbing realistic vibrating dildo.

      The super simple on/off twist control base puts the power between your thumb and finger so you can lie back and see just how much pleasure you can take.

      Warning: once you enter the Court of Cock, you'll never want to leave.

      Use with water-based lubricant for ultimate satisfaction.

      Key Features:

      • Strikingly realistic, hand-detailed PVC dildo for deep satisfaction
      • Rock hard shaft with a flexible tip for pin-point stimulation
      • Easy twist control delivers variable speed vibrations
      • Waterproof for fun in the bath or shower (or rain)
      • Thick shaft for satisfying stretch

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      1. King Cock Extra Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch
      2. King Cock Extra Quiet Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch

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    1. Quiet, real feel flesh, flexible dildo

      Reviewed: July 23, 2018 by CMichaelB, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I recently bought this item about a month ago. I bought it as a surprise for my girlfriend as a toy and vibratory that we could use together.

      When we first used it she wasn’t aware that I’d bought it and to get ultimate sensation and to know what her reactions would be before seeing it I blindfolded her.

      Sensations:

      When I first teased her with it using the vibration setting it has, it really got her turned on, and after applying lubrication I put it inside her slowly deeper and deeper. My girlfriend's reactions were really good. She loved the feeling of the vibrations such that with the size it didn’t take too long before she climaxed.

      Regarding the size. My girlfriend took nearly all of it, although she did say when fully inserted was a little uncomfortable it when moving it in and out it felt amazing.

      My point of view:

      I enjoyed massively seeing those reactions from my girlfriend. It was actually a turn-on for me and after using the toy it felt amazing and more enhanced feeling having sex afterwards as my girlfriend was majorly tuned in and had a heightened sensation of sensitivity.

      We have used it several times since I bought it and I haven’t got a negative response to it. I think it’s brilliant.

      I’ve read people said it smells rather strong, but I washed it a couple of times and I didn’t really notice. It’s flexible, fun, easy to use and easy to clean afterwards.

      It came discreetly packaged and well protected. One if the best things I’ve bought since I started exploring into sex toys!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Size and flexibility, quiet and easy to use.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      I would sum it is as a five-star product and would recommend to anyone.
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    1. Super quiet, lovely deep full feeling

      Reviewed: August 22, 2017 by Saille

      I received this item from Lovehoney for testing and my impartial review, which is as follows:

      This came in a discreet brown box with no labelling, the same as with all of Lovehoney's shipping.

      Upon opening my first thought was "This is freaking huge!" It really looks large and imposing, especially as it comes in clear plastic packaging, with the dildo in the middle, and the length of the whole package is about 40 cm. It pops open easily - there is no need to cut it with scissors. The vibe is really hefty, with an average sized head and quite wide at the base. The material it is made of is unusual - it is very flesh like, firm, a bit spongy (but not floppy at all - if you wave it around just the top third moves a bit), and the texture is also really nice and smooth and feels the closest I ever had a dildo feel like real skin.

      It is controlled by a twist cap in the base. There are no different patterns - it produces a constant vibration which you control the strength of by twisting the top of the cap. There is no on-off button, which I really liked, because it means no accidental turning it off while using as has happened to me with other toys!

      Also means you can safely lower yourself on to it in cowgirl position... When it's turned maximum anti-clockwise it is "off" and to turn it on you simply twist the cap clockwise. The manufacturer notes say it is waterproof - I haven't tried it like that, but there is a seal around the battery chamber and when I screwed it on after putting the batteries in it definitely locked securely, so I believe them! Oh, it takes 2 x C batteries (the large cylindrical ones), not the usual double or triple A, so be prepared!

      The vibrations - of course it depends on the setting, but on the highest one they are quite impressively strong. The sound is halfway between a rumbling buzz and a higher whine. Now, since it is called an "Extra Quiet" one I was at first disappointed because of how it sounds during use (quite loud I thought!), so I experimented - I left it buzzing away on the highest loudest setting on top of my bed and went off, certain I'd hear it all the way from the living room downstairs. And here is the shocker - couldn't hear a thing! I came up the stairs listening avidly and started hearing the first sound from about 2.5 meters away... Seriously impressed! it is definitely true to its name!

      Using it:

      As I mentioned, it is really large, so if you are a small lady down there this might not be for you. But if you do like playing with larger toys then you get a lovely full and deep feeling from it. It's not got huge girth everywhere, just at the base, but I liked it because it gave me the nice "full" feeling at the entrance. Because it's so smooth it slides in easily with just a tiny bit of lubrication and before you know it, it's all in. Also because it goes in so far in, it hit my deep spot perfectly - I came the first time even without turning it on, and then the second time with vibrations...

      As for drawbacks, there were two - a really slight one and a larger one. One - funnily enough when using solo, as I did, the long cap was a slight issue - because this toy is so long I either had a choice of pushing it by the cap, which sometimes I couldn't reach without contorting myself slightly :), or by the base, which is quite springy. But that's sort of complaining about too much of a good thing I guess :)

      The second issues is... unfortunately the first thing you notice when you take it out of packaging is the smell... it is very, very strong! I washed it 5 times before use with both a strongly flowery-smelling liquid soap and a sex toy cleaner, and it still smelled, and so did my hands and my lady parts - I washed it in all 6 more times on that day, and the toy still smelled, though slightly less intensely! The smell on my hands stayed for over an hour. I washed it twice more the day after, and it still has the smell, though somewhat weaker, and my hands smelled slightly for half an hour. I do think the smell would go away after a time, just not sure how long that would take.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      How quiet it is, the size, and the material it's made of.
      Cons
      The smell!
      Bottom line
      Very quiet, pretty strong, lovely large dildo that sweetly hits your deep places!
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