1. Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Bedsheet

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      1. Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Bedsheet

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    1. Product Description

      We give you permission to make a massive mess without ruining your sheets. Spread this super-sized superior quality sheet over your bed (or over the floor) and lube up for a super-fun super-slippery time. Wheeeeeee!

      If you're wanting to explore the erotic delights of nuru massage, watersports or fancy seeing if you or your partner can squirt, this is a must-have addition to your toy box. Spread it over any surface you want to protect, and when you're done, simply wipe down and pack away until next time.

      Key Features:

      • Flat PVC bedsheet for protecting soft furnishings during messy play
      • 100% waterproof - perfect for squirting, watersports, sploshing and nuru massage
      • Oversized for a secure fit that won't slip during action
      • Wipe-clean surface is easy to care for (not suitable for machine washing)
      • Endless uses - lay it on the floor or sofa for a change of scenery, or create a slip-and-slide in your back garden
      • Sheet dimensions: 200cm x 230cm (6'7" x 7'5")

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Bedsheet 23 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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    1. Perfect for those messy sessions

      Reviewed: July 23, 2019 by Clit-stim69, a Straight Going Steady Female

      So my OH has recently discovered how to make me squirt! Never knew I had it in me until it was out of me! Seeing as he doesn’t just stop at making me squirt the once, we decided that instead of ruining my extremely comfortable and expensive mattress we’d invest in this sheet!

      Wow! Such a great purchase! Not sure why we didn’t look into this sooner! And it’s easy to clean and store away in our kink cupboard!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Easy to clean.
      In hot weather you stick to it!
      Bottom line
      Great purchase!
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    1. A Sensual Accompaniment for Some Sexy and Slippery Sensations

      Reviewed: December 12, 2017 by Ragnar Lodbrok, a Straight Married Male

      Ever wanted to add a naughty, slippery, sexy dimension to your playtime? If so this Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Bedsheet is an item you seriously need to consider purchasing.

      We had considered adding a sexy, kinky element to our bedroom play and liked the idea of using oils and lubricants to use in massage and for some slippery sex fun whilst needing to protect our bedding et cetera.

      Having read the product descriptions and reviews of related products on LH. We opted for this red King Size shiny vinyl flat bedsheet. This product ticks all the boxes as far our requirements are concerned: it is the best dimension for our double bed; it is waterproof; it is a sexy red colour... and it is manufactured from a kinky shiny and slippery vinyl. ;)

      The King Size dimensions of the sheet makes for a very generous fit on our double bed and leaves our duvet covers and bedding fully protected.

      With this product we have the choice of using either a shiny, slippery side, or a dull, less slippery side.

      We find that using the slippery side uppermost lessens the probability of the sheet from sliding about - though the King Size dimensions allow for protection even in this event. Using the slippery side uppermost we prefer the most as it provides a more slippery and kinky element during play.

      We have enjoyed being able to cover our nude bodies in massage lotions before rubbing our bodies against each other whilst having the peace of mind our bedding, carpets etc are fully protected.

      Even when we have been engaged in lots of physical action, this slippery bedsheet has added to our pleasure and it has helped us both enjoy very strong, tactile sensations. During the physical sessions of our slippery fun. The bedsheet has held its own and our duvet cover, pillow cases and carpets have been spared any staining from our lotions et cetera.

      An added bonus is that we are able to use the sheet almost anywhere in the house. During these winter months when the surface of the sheet can feel cold to our naked bodies. We particularly enjoy our sexy massages on the living room floor - at a safe distance from the fire!

      Cleaning is a "doddle"! We either give the sheet a good wipe with soap and warm water or, after very heavy sessions with oils and lotions, we find a good clean with soap under a warm shower works equally well.

      This is an excellent acquisition to our bedroom aids!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Kinky yet sensual.
      The cold surface in winter!
      Bottom line
      Great protection. Adds a kink edge to play
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    1. Mess Free

      Reviewed: April 15, 2017 by Gem7

      Bought this as wanted to start experiencing with oils and wanted the slipperiness to add to the experience.

      It was brilliant and made things mess free and super sexy.

      Have tried this on the bed and on the floor.

      Easy to clean after in shower. We leave it hung up to dry.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
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    1. Great sheet for playing on

      Reviewed: December 29, 2016 by Mz Luna Tikk & Mz Luna Cee

      We bought this because we both love oils and slipperiness!

      This is a good quality sheet, a nice size that allows for plenty of scope.

      We have done the obvious, as well as wrestled on it, snuggled, oiled up and hot!

      Always a great sensation when two hot bodies are oiled and in close proximity!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Quality, size, great for oils and lubes!
      Bottom line
      Great value, kinky and fun!
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    1. Very sexy

      Reviewed: January 25, 2016 by moomoo237, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I love this product.

      Ordered this on the 3 for £60 bundle and it was a bargain for it's quality. Perfect for that fun time with your partner or even solo.

      Mess free and perfect for those who do make a mess. ;)

      This is a really good product for those who don't want to get the normal duvet covers messy and is this is wipe clean and very easy to put away once cleaned.

      Once you lie/sit on the sheet it's a bit sticky so I would advice maybe oiling it up abit as you do stick to it, but if you're 'in the moment' having sex then you may not realise.

      Great product and worth its price.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Perfect for mess, silky, soft, great fun.
      Stick to the sheets but easily fixed with oils etc.
      Bottom line
      10/10 product.
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