1. Squeaking Policeman's Truncheon

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars4 reviews

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    1. Product Description

      Aren't they the best kind?! A Squeaking Policeman's Truncheon for arresting hilarity. 13 inches long.

    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Squeaking Policeman's Truncheon
      2. Squeaking Policeman's Truncheon

        $3.99

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    1. Police costume is not complete without this

      Reviewed: July 2, 2017 by L&G, a Straight Engaged Male

      As my previous reviews on the police costume would say, you definitely need to get the full costume! Pants, truncheon, hat, handcuffs, collar and tie, it is not the same without it.

      The entire outfit is amazing quality and really introduces something new to the bedroom, and the truncheon is definitely no exception. It's a really good quality. Material is brilliant, so even when I might be striking hard my OH is not in agony!

      Yes, the truncheon does squeak, but unless you're striking with incredible force it doesn't squeak unless you physically grab it. So don't let this put you off!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The final piece of the outfit.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Brilliant quality.
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    1. Great little toy

      Reviewed: November 2, 2015 by Rockingchair, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I bought this as an accessory for the cop boxer shorts, which I also recommend you go buy.

      We love to spank, and something like this is good for a cheeky laugh. It doesn't squeak when you use it, you'd really need to hit hard or squeeze hard for the squeak , which is good because it would be annoying otherwise.

      It's quite a large size, and for the price you're paying there is no excuse not to get this!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Great for a laugh.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Only for a bit of fun, great fun.
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    1. Great bit of fun

      Reviewed: April 4, 2015 by Emilygrant94, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I got this along with the police hat.

      As always, it was delivered super fast from Lovehoney. It's a nice simple bit of fun. It does squeak, but you have squeeze it fairly hard for it to do so.

      Just a fun add-on to your police outfit. Perfect for roleplay or fancy dress.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Fun and cheap.
      Cons
      Can't complain about anything for the price.
      Bottom line
      Great for a laugh.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes