1. Oyster Max Remote Control Vibrator

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    1. Product Description

      As seen on Channel 4's More Sex Tips For Girls, this discreet vibrator puts your orgasmic destiny in your partner's hands. Remote control excitement when you want it or least expect it!

      The 4-speed vibrator is powered by a virtually silent motor for anywhere, anytime stimulation. The scientifically shaped massage head slips discreetly inside your knickers and the control unit clips on to your waistband.

      A great toy to use on your own, even more fun for two. The wireless remote control has a range of up to 50 feet so you never know who's going to be pushing your button.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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    1. More than a gimmick

      Reviewed: November 2, 2012 by Hatchoooo, a Straight Married Male

      Firstly there are some downsides to the Oyster. It's expensive and it’s a bit fiddly to set up, some panties are better than others at keeping the vibe in the crucial spot and since the vibes aren't the strongest in the world the bullet does need to be positioned precisely. This means the Oyster isn't quite powerful enough to take Mrs Hatchooooo over the edge... It can aaalllllllmost do it but she has to actually apply some pressure for the orgasm to happen. We can't quite work out whether that's genius or a failing! It makes the Oyster something of a tease and means that while you can have an orgasm in your car or in a taxi, or even on a train (all of which were brilliant!), unless you're very sensitive you won't have an orgasm in the queue at Sainsbury's... which on balance is probably a relief for everybody.

      The battery pack also needs a bit of thinking about as it's not the easiest thing to conceal. My wife couldn't wear a slinky dress without the pack showing and that's a shame as the sheer naughtiness of using this at smart functions is what makes the Oyster really brilliant and just hysterically naughty!

      Whether you use the Oyster when you’re out shopping for the day, at a restaurant, at Cheltenham racecourse, or perhaps throughout a very smart but dull drinks party (the last two are highly recommended) it does gradually drive you both wild. It's really just endlessly protracted foreplay... in public. I can promise you’ll end up having to race home or back to your hotel for some rampant privacy.

      From a guy's perspective the fun isn't just about you buzzing her either... It's also great when you're out and she has control of her own vibrations. Sitting at a bar having some cocktails I was shocked and delighted to notice a flushed and slightly distracted look come over my wife's face as the good looking barman was chatting with us as he made our drinks. A sly smile and a slight crossing of her eyes confirmed she was thoroughly enjoying life with the Oyster!

      Neither of us were initially sure we would get much out of this toy, not being out and out exhibitionists, but it’s gone from seeming like an expensive gimmick to a brilliant bargain.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Foreplay in public that's silent and safe.
      Cons
      A bit of a fiddle to use.
      Bottom line
      Better than we imagined and worth the cost.
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    1. Buzz me anytime baby

      Reviewed: July 17, 2011 by Sex lady

      Wow, wow, wow! We bought this for a night out with friends and I was so turned on when I put it in my knickers!

      The box is slightly heavy, so be careful it doesn't fall out of your knickers. I wore tights to make sure I kept the box safely tucked away. I have my clitoris hood pieced and placed the bullet against it. OMG!

      We went out and every time I spoke to friends or ordered a drink my boyfriend would press the button! I nearly came on the spot. It got to the point when I had to ask him to leave it alone for a bit because I was so wet and swollen! I came 3 times in the pub and had the most amazing orgasms when we go home!

      I actually use it solo too, when I'm out driving and bored! You've got to buy this!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing to dislike!
      Bottom line
      Orgasm in a box!
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    1. Awesome

      Reviewed: May 22, 2009 by mjones, a Bisexual Engaged Female

      Made my girlfriend have an orgasm on the bus on the way home from a night out!

      Awesome!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Can use it anywhere, especially when she talking to people!
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      Brilliant! Will make her have orgasm anywhere, anytime, and no one knows!
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    1. The Pager you won't mind going off

      Reviewed: December 3, 2006 by Shaggy, a Straight Married Male

      This amazing unit has a control box receiver with a belt clip like a doctors pager and a 15inch wire with a vibe unit on the end. For the girls this is a little button or a cock ring if you get the mans one. It looks a bit technical but don't let that put you off.

      Ladies place the vibe part inside their knickers or the ring goes around the guys cock. The cock ring was very soft and comfortable to wear. The ladies button was very discreet and my wife found it easy to position under her thong. The shape of the button means it sits perfectly on the labia so that it puts just the right pressure on the clitoris. You can then zap your partner with four different levels of vibration from the next room or down the street using the innocent looking key fob.

      We used it in a posh restaurant and people around us were perplexed by our yelps of shock and delight. The unit is totally silent and very powerful (unlike those crappy remote control panties). Best moments were when I was standing at the bar and I sent a number 4 pulse across the room. I will never forget the dreamy look on my wife's face. She then got me back while I was ordering the drinks.

      I have to say it lead to one of the best shags I have ever had and it was definitely the wettest my wife has ever been. She was positively dripping by the time we reached the bedroom and my cock was so rock hard that I thought was going to burst (which i did quickly and copiously).

      The real fun here is that no else knows what you are doing and you are in public!!! We highly recommend this product.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Quiet, discreet remote control mind games with a powerful outcome.
      Cons
      Not much - just a bit technical looking.
      Bottom line
      The best juicer i have ever found - wow!!!
    3. 4 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Oyster Remote Control Vibrator

      Reviewed: October 30, 2005 by wrigglytongue

      I bought this in a shop whilst buying something else for my better half's birthday. I saw it, had a chuckle to myself and bought it thinking it would be a good laugh.

      When she saw it her eyes lit up and couldnt wait to try it. Seemingly it had been shown on some TV programme and she and her friends had been talking about it big time.

      That night we were going out for dinner to celebrate her birthday and she insisted, nay demanded, that we try it out that night. After getting ready, you know the usual 2 hour procedure that woman carryout :-), she came downstairs and told me to give her a "buzz". Well I pressed the button. Unfortunately, I pressed the "top speed" button. (The remote has three buttons. Each button gives a different level of vibration to the vibrator.)

      She almost went crosseyed and crosslegged on the spot. After having called me various names, for being such a "pig". She told me she loved it. Well that was all the encouragement I needed. As she pottered about "making the final touches" to her make-up and hair, I had great fun choosing my momnet to press "da button". It was great seeing a mix of frustration and enjoyment.

      Whilst driving to dinner I continued to give "da button" an occassional press. By this time I had even turned it into a game - kidding on I was going to press "da button" and then not. Saying I wasnt and then doing it. It was realy good fun.

      Before going to dinner, we had to drop into her parents house to thank her for pressies etc. What fun I had pressing "da button" whilst she was talking to her parents. At one point her mum asked her if she was alright cause she looked "flushed" LOL !!!

      On leaving parents house I was teated to a smack and being called "all the pigs" under the sun.

      During dinner I had great fun watching her order a meal with the waiter whilst getting "da button" and watching her try to eat whilst squirming in her seat. All the time trying to continue as normal.

      On getting back home, I had barely shut the door when I was set upon calling me "all the dirty pigs of the day", slapping me and asking if I knew what I had put her through :-). SHe was like an animal. She couldnt get hers or my clothes off quick enough. We had the most greatest sex that night.... I was walking bandy the next day.

      All in all I would give it 10 out of 10. The better half gives it an 11. THis thing is just so much fun, it "does the job", is discrete to wear, discrete to use (the remote is quite small and easily mistaken for a gimmicky keyring), and can be used without anyone knowing what is happening. All her friends have bought them now on her say so. I have been reliably informed that not one of them has regretted it.

      Just one thing though, she is now determined to buy something simliar for me "to show me what I put her through" ;-) - GULP !!!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
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