Penis Pattern Novelty Mug

First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee

Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?

OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!

I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!

It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.