Penis Pattern Novelty Mug
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- Novelty mug with illustrated penises for livening up your tea break
- The perfect cheeky secret Santa gift
- Small enough to squeeze into your lover’s stocking
This fun penis mug is innocent to the untrained eye, but once you get close to the abstract pattern, hundreds of teeny peens appear. Pop it in your lover’s stocking, or take proud ownership of your members-only mug at the office.
Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.
Each mug is absolutely covered in tiny illustrated penises, giving you more wang for your buck.
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- Material: Ceramic
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Mojo M.
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5.0 star rating 12/28/20
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Penis novelty mug
Review by Mojo M. on 28 Dec 2020 review stating Penis novelty mug
First the quality of the mug is very good made of new bone China is dishwasher and microwave safe it's about 4 inches high and 3 inches in diameter it's very discreet at first glance it looks like a black pattern I had it 3 days before the wife notice what the pattern was it's a good laugh and ideal for travail or coffee
Pros:
A good laugh and quality mug.
Cons:
Nothing.
Bottom Line:
A good buy.
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Melody.
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5.0 star rating 12/08/20
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D*cks to the Lips
Review by Melody. on 8 Dec 2020 review stating D*cks to the Lips
Disregard the cheap looking seaside novelty box, inside is a little gem, maybe even several hundred of them. And while the penises may be ‘micro’, it’s a proper full-size mug you’ve tea bagged. The intricate design is wonderful. From a distance completely abstract. Its secret is only revealed on closer inspection, and even then, should an older relative pop round for tea, they could easily be passed off as pawns from a chess board. The slightly embossed pattern gives the mug a good feel too. A quick peep underneath states that in addition to assurances of dishwasher and microwave durability, the mug is ‘New Bone China’. Classic bone china pottery is much thinner and more delicate so I’m not sure about this but on the plus side it makes it more resilient to the occasional knock or close encounter with the floor. Through the winter, your drink will no doubt stay warmer for longer too.A quick rinse. A compulsory five-minute wait, I like it strong and dark, and the big test – drum roll please – How does the tea taste? Perfect!… and as I sip, I realise that my bottom lip is rubbing up against 20 to 30 d*cks. Could life be any better than this?
Pros:
Fun design, quality feel.
Cons:
Nothing
Bottom Line:
New teatime favourite.
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Lovehoney L.
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5.0 star rating 11/12/20
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Buy It
Review by Lovehoney L. on 12 Nov 2020 review stating Buy It
OMG...this mug is amazing! I bought myself and my Mum one (as a joke) and now everyone that comes round to visit wants one too!From afar it just looks like a random pattern however it's only when you are up close that you can see the tiny penis pattern on it...it's such a fun idea!It would make a great stocking filler or Secret Santa gift!
Pros:
It makes me giggle!
Cons:
N/A.
Bottom Line:
Fun!
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Ladies M.
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5.0 star rating 10/19/20
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Such a fun mug!
Review by Ladies M. on 19 Oct 2020 review stating Such a fun mug!
I was so excited with this mug!!! I wanted to play some pranks, and see if people notice... The design is subtle - so subtle my builder didn't notice until I pointed it out. Wondering about my mother in law next tho!! haha.Its a really nice quality mug. Just normal size - certainly not small, but not big either. And its microwave and dishwasher safe too. The box it came in is a little cheesy (for growers, not showers... I didn't really get it), but don't let that fool you. Excellent novelty mug, and thoroughly recommended. You certainly wont be disappointed!
Pros:
The subtle pattern. The quality.
Cons:
Maybe the box, but that's in the bin already!
Bottom Line:
Buy one before they sell out. :D
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Lovehoney Z.
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5.0 star rating 10/02/20
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This is great
Review by Lovehoney Z. on 2 Oct 2020 review stating This is great
It took all of 1 minute to convince myself to buy this mug. I have a lot of mugs already, but this one is quickly becoming my favourite. The penis pattern is very small so at a quick glance, you can't really tell what it is. But it does make me chuckle every time I look at it closely. How does it function as a mug? It feels sturdy, it will definitely be able to handle my less than graceful tea making. It is dishwasher and microwave safe so that is a bonus! The handle is perfect for me, sometimes mugs have little handles, but this one is perfect. My beverages feel secure in my hand. I love this mug, it has honestly brightened my day since it arrived.
Pros:
The pattern and the shape.
Cons:
N/a.
Bottom Line:
Makes me smile whenever I see it!
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