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What Not To Say During Sex Cards
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- 100 cards with phrases that should never be uttered in the heat of the moment
- Perfect for adding fun to your evening, whether you're with a partner or pals
- A cheeky gift for a friend who always puts their foot in it
'Hashtag climaxing'! This hilarious set of cards is a cheeky gift for anyone with experience of cringeworthy comments, or someone who has no filter. There are 100 cards in the pack, each with a phrase you definitely shouldn't say between the sheets.
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IrvineTheBigYin
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04/19/21
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"Who can kill the mood fastest?"- A Fun Game
Review by IrvineTheBigYin on 19 Apr 2021 review stating "Who can kill the mood fastest?"- A Fun Game
These are just cards with statements you shouldn't say on them... That's it. Without a little bit of creativity they're useless...
We have some fun occasionally playing playing a game I'm calling "Who can kill the mood fastest?" We both pick a couple random cards, memorise them, set them to the side and get to work. When things are starting to heat up, and when the OH least expects it, drop the card statement with a straight face to kill the mood! It can be annoying, but also very funny when you remember it's just the cards talking.
Me and my OH have been together for a long time and are very comfortable having a laugh with each other in the bedroom. Some of these cards could probably ruin relationships if you're not both on the same page, so be careful.
I wish the cards could have came in the form of a game, or with a few game ideas. I'm sure lots of people get them not knowing what to expect and end up being disappointed.
The box they came in is not good for storing cards. The loose insert in the bigger box doesn't hold cards well, but without it they'd fall everywhere. A simple playing card deck box style would have been much better.
If you can get these on sale and think you can come up with creative ways to have fun with them, they're a good buy.
We have some fun occasionally playing playing a game I'm calling "Who can kill the mood fastest?" We both pick a couple random cards, memorise them, set them to the side and get to work. When things are starting to heat up, and when the OH least expects it, drop the card statement with a straight face to kill the mood! It can be annoying, but also very funny when you remember it's just the cards talking.
Me and my OH have been together for a long time and are very comfortable having a laugh with each other in the bedroom. Some of these cards could probably ruin relationships if you're not both on the same page, so be careful.
I wish the cards could have came in the form of a game, or with a few game ideas. I'm sure lots of people get them not knowing what to expect and end up being disappointed.
The box they came in is not good for storing cards. The loose insert in the bigger box doesn't hold cards well, but without it they'd fall everywhere. A simple playing card deck box style would have been much better.
If you can get these on sale and think you can come up with creative ways to have fun with them, they're a good buy.
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We came up with a fun game to play occasionally. On sale they were great value for a good laugh.
Cons:
Wish they came with some game ideas. The box is not good for holding cards.
Bottom Line:
Cards+creativity= A bit of fun in the bedroom for people who are comfortable enough with each other.
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Review by Trine on 26 Nov 2020 review stating What not to Buy
Speedy delivery, standard plain box.When this was on the way I had high hopes for a good laugh and some light hearted fun that might lead to some something better.I expected this to be a sort of game, I didnt know the mechanics but was willing to learn.. it literally is what it says on the tin! Its cards with one sentence on, albeit some are worthy of a nose laugh (you know the quick snort at something mildly funny) rather than a 'lol'.After reading the first maybe 20 cards I did turn it into my own little game, I gave a word on the card and some vague hints while and MrsTrine had a guess at what might be on the card, that was fun and gave us a laugh.Without your own little spin these are rather boring and once read have little to no longevity.I've given some credit to them because I turned them into something fun but if you struggle with creativity these will be boring for you.
Bottom Line:
Fun with some creativity.
Cons:
It's not a game.
Pros:
Some are reasonably funny.
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11/23/20
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Pretty pointless
Review by zombifiedguy on 23 Nov 2020 review stating Pretty pointless
I was curious about this item as i havent really had anything like this before and like a good laugh.The box itself was well designed with a lovely colour to keep the cards safe and secure.The box contains 100 cards of the same design each with a sentence or 2 of text.I do have to say that i didnt see much point to this item. Most card items have a reason for the player to go through the cards etc but these are more like reference cards.I would say these sayings would have been better as a book and not a pack of cards. Some of the cards were humourous in a cringey sense.
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Little reason to actually use them.
Bottom Line:
Okay but pretty pointless for myself.
Pros:
Some of the cards were creative.
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