Slippery PVC Fitted King Size Bedsheet

Watch the Walls!

Reviewed: 20 Feb 2007 by K_and_M

We got these sheets and were very impressed with how 'oiled-ip' we could get on them. It feels great to pour baby oil over each other and slip all over each other and let my boyfriend slip into any hole ;D These sheets are well made but obviously cause loads of mess which you can't really clean up fully. The fun of the sheets does go all over the place... in our case oily handprints on walls which required some emergency redecorating before parents visited the next day :O... just make sure your not epecting any one the next day after using them... but they are great fun ;D

A Sensational Sensual Sheet

Reviewed: 02 Feb 2007 by Private Debora Cheri

Spread this out across the bed pour on some oil (I favour Tescos’ finest hazelnut) and writhe. Wow, I’ve never managed to teach my partner to give me such pleasure simply through touch.

As I roll and writhe about when my breast pulls away from this sheet there is a kind of sucking sensation a bit like having my nipple sucked and kissed.

On my own I can pull the sheet up between my thighs and as I slide my thighs together the oil covered sheet licks and strokes my clit, labia, perineum and caresses my arse cheeks.

Unlimited lubrication means our bodies can slide and writhe together. I can make love to my man in a way as sensual as I have only before encountered with other women.

Neither of us is worried about how much mess we are making. I can put it on the floor in the doorway to the fridge put a blindfold on him and feed him, pouring champagne, golden syrup and anything else that takes my fancy all over him and it never need cross my mind how I am going to get the kitchen clean again in time for the next coffee morning.

Great fun

Reviewed: 20 Aug 2012 by closetnympho

My partner and I were looking for something 'different' to try out in the bedroom and we certainly found it! I have a kingsize bed so bought the kingsize sheet and it is big enough to put over the bed while leaving the duvet cover and pillows on with room to spare. You can just tuck it under and it all stays in place with the elasticated corners.

The first time we used this we went a bit OTT with the baby oil - a little bit went further than we thought it would! So watch out for that or you won't be able to get and leverage (for want of a better word?!) and will end up in a giggling heap of arms and legs. Also, too much oil meant a lack of friction for both of us so we didn't really get anywhere.

However we learned from our rookie errors and I have to say this is becoming a firm favourite. We don't use it all the time, mainly because it's a bit of a pain to clean - after the incident with the oil I ended up soaking it in the bath with half a bottle of washing up liquid to shift it, but overall it's really good fun and saves your sheets from oil, lube etc.