Love bacon and sex? Why not combine them with Baconlube - a surprisingly vegan-friendly, flavored alternative to your standard lubricants. It's tasty, it's bacon flavored and it's going all over your sexy bits. Possibly the best flavored sex lube ever!

Baconlube is the world's first lube with the sweet, succulent taste of cooked bacon. Apply to your bits before you get cookin' and enjoy the tender taste of freshly-cooked bacon with a side of orgasm.

Slick some of this flavored sex lube on your pork loin before pashing her with your rasher. With a 100% reduced risk of fat burns when you substitute Baconlube for your normal pig fat products during sex, you're assured a corking porking.

The 57ml bottle features a fliptop lid and is decorated with a single rasher of deliciously-cooked streaky bacon. Slip and slather it everywhere you want to ravish.

Caution: This tasty bacon lube tastes so good you may try to take a bite out of your partner. Exercise restraint to avoid injury.

We do not recommend drinking this delicious lube.

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Hydroxyethyl-Cellulose, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Saccharin, Artifical Flavor, Citric Acid.