Motorhead Orgasmatron War Pig Wand Vibrator

I was ever so blessed to receive this product with the US plug as a tester and as always Lovehoney's shipping was quick and discreet.

I received this rocking wand within a week of its shipping notification.

At first, look for the non-Motorhead fans this wand may seem a bit intimidating with its removable headpiece, but up close the silver and black design really stands out and makes this wand stunning.

The wand features quite a lengthy cord that will have to be plugged in for use. This was my first time using a plugged toy, and I cannot express how much I am in love with this.

I had no trouble with the length of the cord, and we were able to use it with any of the outlets near our bed without running of room to manoeuvre.

And as far as power range, the plug definitely supplies more enough rock to this wand. The dial control makes for a wide setting in intensity of vibration. You can have anywhere from a soft rumble to a vibration that’ll rock your world. So, this wand in power terms is perfect for both lovers of little power and those who simply cannot get enough. I strongly recommend this to any couple, whether they be beginners or veterans in the bedroom.

My husband and I cannot get enough of this wand. The first time using it on each other was all we ever needed to get hooked.

As a man who often works hard, long hours outdoors, and me being a woman constantly in the gym, we could not get enough of how our muscles just melted under the rumble of this wand. This is the ultimate way to start off the night. The removable head has horns that help pinpoint areas, and the neck of the toy is so flexible that it just glides along with the curves of your body.

As far as noise level goes, the highest setting makes about the same amount of noise as an electrical hair clipper does. Which isn’t alarming given how powerful a vibrator this is, but if you are trying your best to be discreet it may be enough noise to get caught if there is anyone in the room next to yours. At first thought I assumed the removable head would muffle the sound some, but I actually found it to be a lot louder with the removable head on it.

All in all this vibrator is excellent in design and power, and of course the intense power comes with a little noise. I’m so happy to have it, and if it's caught your eye then let me just say it's more than just looks.

I often associate sex with music, so I was thrilled to see the Motorhead Orgasmatron Wand Vibrator being offered by Lovehoney!

If you are not familiar with the category of a wand vibrator, this is truly a sex toy you must have in your collection. This particular wand features a large handle with a control knob and a flexible soft plastic head to be placed upon the body where you or your partner needs.

This is a really a massager that can be used on sore, tense for general relaxation. But it is also a very powerful sex toy that can be used to tease nipples, ticklish spots and, of course, a woman's clitoris.

What is so special about a wand with a plug in power is the sheer strength of the vibrations. For some they may be even considered too intense on the higher settings but that is something you can work up to with the smooth dial controls. This is not a silent toy as it packs a punch, but I did not find this wand to be overly loud compared similar toys.

You will want to have some water-based lubricant on hand if you plan to use the wand against your vulva area bare. This will reduce friction and make it more pleasurable. I also really enjoy the wand experience for masturbation with a barrier to diffuse the vibrations such as a sheet or panty.

This is a dial control, which I have really come to prefer on a wand vibrator. You can turn it up and down without having to look or miss a button. It is a smooth transition to up or lower the power.

This wand was easy to hold in my hand without being too large or heavy and the head of the wand offered some nice flexibility to move with and around my body. The surface of the wand is a smooth plastic head (with the pig head removed), it is very smooth and nice. There is a long cord that allows for plenty of range when using the toy that is also black,

The Motorhead Orgasmatron is wand vibrator that will also offer you something special for the following "bonus tracks":

1. The black colour and rock and roll graphics are really unique, gender-neutral, and fun. The black finish is really well done with the Motorhead name, pig head design and

"Ace of Spades" product name with heart.

2. The extra silicone "war pig" attachment sleeve (more on that later).

3. The Motorhead themed packaging that appeals to your inner rocker or the true Motorhead fan.

The "Pig Head" attachment - This wand includes a black silicone sleeve over the head of the toy. This is easily removed to reveal a plain wand head. At first, I thought it was just a gimmick to go with the brand, but I wanted to give it a go in use and discovered that is a really usable sex toy as follows:

- The horn points on the top offer incredible stimulation. They can be placed gently or used more forcibly to tease a partner who enjoys a bit of pain. When used over clothing the spikes really offer a soft poke or prod I really loved to play with.

- The pig head face really feels nice when used against my vulva to provide a varied sensation and extra stimulation overall. For anyone who enjoys some fantasy play the face offers you something visually as well.

- When turned around to the "back" or smooth side you get an incredible slightly diffused wand vibrations with an extra silicone barrier that allowed more direct play that I can normally do with a wand toy.

- With the pig head attachment you are getting to experience a silicone head on your wand or remove it for a direct contact with the smooth plastic head. The best of both worlds in one toy.

- Clean up is easier when using the attachment against the body bare because it removes and can be submerged.

The packaging for this toy is suitable for gift giving, it is a themed box with the toy inside secure in a plastic shell packaging. There are user instructions included in a small black booklet. I wish the packaging included a storage bag or storage case. I would gladly pay a few extra bucks for that, but even without that, this toy is priced reasonably and a great value.

Frankly, Motorhead probably said it best in the lyrics on why you should get this wand...

The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say, I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades.

I already owned Lovehoney’s main powered deluxe magic wand when I received the Motörhead one in exchange for an honest review.

The packaging looks just as badass as the actual wand. The vibrator is made of the same frame than the Lovehoney one, but it looks like it’s better quality in my opinion because of the colour and design.

There is a removable silicone head over the plastic one. Because of the materials, both heads feel different. I personally prefer the silicone one because it’s cushioned and makes the vibrations feel smoother.

Another thing that I like better about the Motörhead compared to the Lovehoney wand is that it’s less noisy. The vibrations are actually as loud, but when you press the Motörhead wand against your body, there’s no additional sound that comes out of it. That makes it more enjoyable to use because that specific noise is kind of a turn-off. Also, that means that you can press the wand harder on your body so that the vibrations will travel deeper. I like to press my vibrator hard on my clitoris so that is something I like about this wand. Plus the silicone head makes it more enjoyable to do so.

The vibrations are just as powerful as you expect from a wand vibrator. I love the fact that the controls are gradual, and that there are no cuts between the different speeds. Also, the power cord is of a good length, allowing use without limitations.

This wand is really versatile. As most wands, you can use it directly on your genitals or over clothes, as a tool to force an orgasm or as a body massager. It can also be used with the hard plastic head or with the removable silicone head, which can be used on the textured side as well as the smooth side. There really is something for everyone’s taste.

I personally prefer using it on the smooth side of the silicone head, because the textured side is just too much for my sensitive parts. However, the smooth side is difficult to use because you have to find the right spot between the face design, and the carved “Motörhead” writing that’s on the back of it.

The head being removable, it makes it easier to clean, but it’s still pretty difficult because of the many ridges. As I always use lube with it, I have to clean it twice and sometimes thrice to make sure that there is no trace of dried lube left.

Overall, I think that the Motörhead magic wand is a great sex toy, in addition to its novelty value. The wand looks fierce and its vibrations really pack a punch. It’s a versatile product, and probably a must-have for every Motörhead fan out there.