Womanizer W500 USB Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

When this toy arrived in its discreet packaging I was so excited that I tried it out straight away!

At first, it didn’t feel right - at all. I couldn’t figure it out. I stopped to regroup, added more lube and tried again. This time I found a sort of technique where I wiggle it ever so slightly.

Level four seemed to work the best for me. The higher intensity levels are too strong for me. Eventually it produced a fairly powerful orgasm that felt like if I kept going I’d squirt, but I didn’t want to so I stopped. I waited a moment and then tried it again and achieved another orgasm. Much easier than the first and it felt just as intense.

I’m at a loss to describe exactly what this thing feels like. I am also at a total loss to explain exactly why I like it. There is a gentle suction plus vibration thing happening. Although, it’s not precisely a sucking action either. It’s perplexing. It’s like puffing air or something.

This is definitely nothing like a clit pump, if that’s what you were imagining. While the higher settings were too strong for me, the levels that do work for me are more subtle than I thought I would ordinarily need. Yet somehow it works. It’s like magic. It feels vaguely like when my partner gives me oral and he sucks gently on my clit, except the Womanizer Pro is more rhythmic, remains consistent and doesn’t get tired.

As for how easy was it to use? You kind of create a seal with the tip of it on your clit, Just holding it stationary and letting it do its bewildering brand of stimulation. There is just no way to compare the Womanizer Pro to any other sex toy because nothing out there does what this thing does - whatever the hell it’s doing. I can genuinely say that they managed to create something totally unique and innovative. So few toys that make that claim really deserve it, but this one actually does.

As for appearance, the Womanizer I think looks great, You get two treatment heads with the Womanizer, so if you lose one you don’t have to fret. It's also very easy to keep clean.

This is definitely my favourite toy!

This toy does not vibrate your clitoris. I asked my wife to describe it in her own words, but she couldn't, she just said it was a unique feeling that no other toy feels like.

She said it felt more like oral sex but more intense but without the sensitivity afterwards. She also described the toy and orgasms combined as "out of this world" and my wife hates direct clitoral stimulation.

I bought this for my wife as I am a sucker for new luxury sex toys. I say luxury as the price tag on this toy is not for the average sex toy buyer.

My wife was very sceptical when I order it as she 'hates' direct clitoral stimulation. We have the Lovehoney Deluxe wand which has been used only 3 or 4 times in the 12 months we have owned it.

My wife hates direct clitoral stimulation as she gets irritable and tingly 'not in an aroused way' even with low vibrations. My wife was adamant I wasn't spending £135 (on sale) on the W500 Pro on the high street as it was too much of a gamble if she didn't like it. I ordered this toy the next day from Lovehoney thinking I could just use the return policy if the wife wouldn't try it. The toy arrived the next day and my wife did not seem interested at all, she was adamant she would not enjoy it.

The box was well presented and it reminded me very much of opening a brand new iPhone or Samsung mobile. The toy comes with a small head already attached to the toy and an additional larger head in a sealed packet. There is a charge cable and plug in the box which is annoyingly a 2-pin European plug, so grab yourself an adaptor to avoid charging problems. Luckily we have a 2-pin European shaver charge on our bathroom wall.

The toy came slightly charged but I charged it anyway beforehand until it was fully charged. The silicone nozzle lights up red during use and flashes red when the battery is low. The nozzle flashes green when charging and stays solid green when fully charged.

The toy is very easy to hold due to the shape and size, anyone complaining about the look of the toy is just being picky really, especially when it works so well, but more on that in a moment.

The toy has a very neat feature. When ramping up the power, if you need to crank it right down in a seconds notice, instead of jumping down the settings one by one you just simply press the on/off crystal (Swarovski element) once and it goes back to setting 1 of 8.

Anyway, back to the night itself!

After a while of me nagging to try it out on her, she gave in and let me go to work, and that's where it got fun.

I put a pea-sized blob of water-based lubricant on her clitoral hood and attached the smaller of the 2 nozzles to the toy and placed it directly over the clit with medium pressure, the toy made a slurping noise and sucked up the clitoris to make a tight seal and the noise of the toy dampened down to a quiet rumble (definitely not a loud toy).

My wife said she couldn't really feel much so I put the setting up to number 2 which she said "Yes, I can feel it now" and started to make tiny circular motions with it, and I mean tiny, almost no movement.

After around 30 seconds I felt my wife's stomach tensing up and the odd twitch in her thighs so I put the speed setting up to 3 of 8 and continued. around 30 seconds later my wife started to orgasm. I resisted putting the power up and just left it on setting 3.

The orgasm lasted for around 45 seconds and I could tell it was just as strong as when I give her an intense oral session.

I removed the machine when she requested and gave her a 30-second rest before putting the machine back down to setting 2 and starting again. This time, she was having an orgasm at 30 seconds or so into it, I don't know, I wasn't counting, but it was very, very quick. This orgasm was slightly stronger than the first.

Now I was going to give her a third round but she simply said: "Right, I really want sex now."

After we had finished up I said "worth the money then?" to which she replied "Easily." When I asked her to rate the toy out of 10 she said without hesitation, 10. She described the toy as "Easily the best toy we have bought and out of this world." She said it left her with no hypersensitivity like a vibe would and she could easily use it again for another orgasm.

She wants me to use the toy again tonight to see how many orgasms she can achieve in a row. So I am a happy hubby.

All in all, take the plunge, as the rest of the reviews saying this toy is unbelievable, as well as my own, are not lying.

All I can say is it is worth every single penny!

It has given me the most incredible orgasms. I'm in complete control and I can hover on that Lovely pre-orgasm tingle before deliciously pushing myself over the edge.

From then it's one orgasm after the next in waves of warm rolling bliss, like sitting in a beach with the sea warmly lapping up my body. Incredible.