Inflatable Perfect Man

I received this as a test item from Lovehoney and was asked to review it, so here goes.

At first I was amused and wondered what the hell to do with it. I took it out of the fun quirky looking box and blew it up. Straight away I could see it was not remotely rude, so when my little girl came in, she too found it hilarious and enjoyed chucking him around my living room etc.

I suddenly had a brainwave. I was going on a girly night out with a large group of women that next weekend, and thought he should come along for the ride. After much deliberation, we named him Mr Dick Hidey and then had a laugh taking him around the bars introducing him to anyone and everyone. Once the alcohol kicked in and the bars got busy, we each took him to the loo with us so that when we came out we could hold him in the air and the rest of the group could find him and reunite easily. Either that or the group would keep him and then the girls could find there way back.

Mr Dick Hidey was the perfect gent, he was a fantastic escort and ensured us all a safe night and return home. He was well presented and came baring gifts, not once did he burp, grope or fart, and nor did he mind a little ass play which involved blowing up his arse and fiddling with his hole. But I must say, once his arse was plugged he stayed up all night, which is more than I can say about my other half... lol.

Got this for a friend's birthday for a joke.

I definitely expected a bigger size, but you got what you pay for. It's not the best quality, but easily inflatable and manageable. It handles being passed around and thrown across rooms, so can't be bad.

Lots of laughs were had, and my friend loved his new 'not so tall dark and handsome'.