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Inflatable Perfect Man
Average customer review 4 out of 5 stars2 reviews
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Product Description
Ladies, don't hang onto Mr Right Now, the PERFECT Man is just one purchase away. Considerate, handsome, portable, sexy, clean, tidy and he NEVER argues. He even comes bearing flowers and chocolates.
The Perfect Man is 20 inches of pure romance. Unfortunately girls, that's his full height and not a tawdry hint at the other bonuses of a perfect man. This chap is such a gentleman that he always keeps his clothes on.
Dressed in an open necked white shirt and formal black trousers, Perfect Man is as well dressed as he is compliant with whatever you want to do. Take him to the cinema, to the park or out for drinks with the girls. He wont make any embarrassing jokes, expect you to buy him a pint and despite being full of air - he's never flatulent.
The perfect husband, partner or boyfriend that you can neatly pack away in a box when you're bored with him. Result!
Perfect Man inflates by blowing into a valve in his lower back. He's upright in seconds and stays that way until you've had enough, then he's just as easy to deflate and pack away.
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Inflatable Perfect Man
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The perfect escort to a good night out
Reviewed: October 23, 2014 by Honey B, a Straight Married Female
I received this as a test item from Lovehoney and was asked to review it, so here goes.
At first I was amused and wondered what the hell to do with it. I took it out of the fun quirky looking box and blew it up. Straight away I could see it was not remotely rude, so when my little girl came in, she too found it hilarious and enjoyed chucking him around my living room etc.
I suddenly had a brainwave. I was going on a girly night out with a large group of women that next weekend, and thought he should come along for the ride. After much deliberation, we named him Mr Dick Hidey and then had a laugh taking him around the bars introducing him to anyone and everyone. Once the alcohol kicked in and the bars got busy, we each took him to the loo with us so that when we came out we could hold him in the air and the rest of the group could find him and reunite easily. Either that or the group would keep him and then the girls could find there way back.
Mr Dick Hidey was the perfect gent, he was a fantastic escort and ensured us all a safe night and return home. He was well presented and came baring gifts, not once did he burp, grope or fart, and nor did he mind a little ass play which involved blowing up his arse and fiddling with his hole. But I must say, once his arse was plugged he stayed up all night, which is more than I can say about my other half... lol.
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- Pros
- Fun.
- Cons
- Nothing.
- Bottom line
- Perfect for a girly night out.
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Bit of a giggle
Reviewed: November 6, 2014 by Lover5lane, a Bisexual Going Steady Female
Got this for a friend's birthday for a joke.
I definitely expected a bigger size, but you got what you pay for. It's not the best quality, but easily inflatable and manageable. It handles being passed around and thrown across rooms, so can't be bad.
Lots of laughs were had, and my friend loved his new 'not so tall dark and handsome'.
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- Pros
- Cute silly bit of fun.
- Cons
- Would have been better if it was bigger!
- Bottom line
- Okay for a silly gift or hen/stag party mascot.
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