Position of the Week:
Devour Me, Darling

Get ready to howl at the moon and tap into your deepest, darkest, Halloween-iest fantasies. Devour your lover in this crazy position that only the horniest of hellions would attempt!

Why?

So, you love 69 but want something a little more adventurous... This ambitious position offers a whole new angle (literally) on oral. Hugging each other close while standing creates a full-body connection, while the upside-down partner experiences a heady rush.

You’re not going to bother with this showstopper every day, but it’s fun to work together to maintain the challenging position; perfect for an adventurous Halloween date night at home. Taking on a challenge together adds playful tension, which will either make every touch feel thrilling – or have you both dissolving into giggles as you fall back onto the bed!

Make it even easier

Hey, not everyone is a contortionist or bodybuilder, so let’s be realistic about whether this one is in your wheelhouse.

As the standing partner, you can test your strength by lifting your lover from seated, the right way around. If you have any doubt about whether you can hold them long enough to enjoy this position, just skip it – it’s not worth dropping anyone on their head!

You could try a semi-standing 69 instead, where one partner is lying on the bed with their head just off the edge, mouth between the standing partner’s legs. The standing partner can bend over their lover to kiss their belly, penis, or clitoris. That way, you still get to explore a sexy inversion that feels totally different to regular 69, without as much risk.

Make it even better

It’s Halloween, so your tricksy tongue deserves a little treat; flavored lube adds a playful, delicious twist to oral that’ll keep you salivating all over your lover’s sweet spots.

If you’re not a fan of too-sweet, artificial flavors try Sliquid Tangerine Peach – it has a subtle taste that’ll leave you wanting more.

And, for the love of good aftercare, make the most of the post-oral kiss when you finally disentangle from this position. Share the heady, sensual taste of each other’s bodies as you rest and make out after all the acrobatics.

Targeted vibrations to the G-spot or P-spot can feel amazing after all that sloppy oral, so grab a rabbit vibrator or prostate massager if you’re in the mood to carry on.

Make it even kinkier

Headrushes are already a little kinky, so be sure to talk through your exit strategy if this position gets too much – such as having the upside-down partner tap the standing partner’s knee when they want to be put down.

Meanwhile, you can turn up the eroticism with vibrating anal beads for the standing partner. Enjoy intense internal stimulation as you lavish your lover with licks, combining sensations that will leave you both breathless.

The upside-down partner may even be able to reach around and gently slide the beads in or out of the standing partner’s anus. Slow, deliberate movements and deep vibrations will feel wickedly pleasurable – a true Halloween treat.

Not the position for you?

No matter who you love, or how you identify, we want you to feel represented on our website. That's why you'll see gay, lesbian, non-binary, and straight couples in our illustrations, and gender neutral language in the description of each position. If this position doesn't quite work for your relationship dynamic, check in next week – you may see something you like!