Penis Pasta 7oz
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- Penis-shaped dried pasta to add some 'sauce' to your cooking
- Definite growers - don't be fooled by their dry size!
- Made from durum wheat
- Not suitable for those with wheat allergies
100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!
Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.
Please Note: This product contains wheat.
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Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.
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Owl D.
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5.0 star rating 10/25/20
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Always funny
Review by Owl D. on 25 Oct 2020 review stating Always funny
Penis Pasta. It will always be funny.Have given this as joke gifts many times, and have received as a gift before and has always been funny (to them and me).It tastes the same as shop bought pasta, so nothing bad there! Basically, it does what it says on the tin! Just an enjoyable, silly gift that you can enjoy making inappropriate comments about whilst eating carbonara.
Pros:
Always makes a good joke.
Cons:
Nothing. Unless you have 'mature' friends.
Bottom Line:
Excellent silliness.
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Pocket J.
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5.0 star rating 04/02/20
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Great pasta
Review by Pocket J. on 2 Apr 2020 review stating Great pasta
Brought as a gag gift for my fella made mac and cheese tasted great and gave him the giggles and caused him to make lots of awful jokes. But that's not the pasta fault. One box is plenty for two could definitely stretch to three portion and catches sauce well great light hearted gift
Pros:
The pasta tastes good and the portion is ample.
Cons:
Nothing, it's no different from any store-bought pasta.
Bottom Line:
Brilliant gag gift and definitely lightens the mood of an ordinary meal.
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Lovinthetoys
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5.0 star rating 01/07/19
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Lovely bit of pasta
Review by Lovinthetoys on 7 Jan 2019 review stating Lovely bit of pasta
I ordered this as a joke gift for a friend, but never got round to giving it to them.Then one day, we were short of pasta, so i used this to make a pasta bake for the wife. She was unaware of the penis shaped goodness lurking below the cheesy top layer. To her surprise, when digging in she got a shock, and then laughter ensued. As for the product itself, its just like any other pasta, Taste, and quality is similar to any good supermarket pasta. No funny tastes. Cook times are comparable also, so good for baked dishes. Very nice and enjoyable!
Pros:
Good taste and quality.
Cons:
Nothing at all.
Bottom Line:
Very tasty pasta!
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Thatgirlandthisguy
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5.0 star rating 03/18/18
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Great gift
Review by Thatgirlandthisguy on 18 Mar 2018 review stating Great gift
This is a great, inexpensive gift for a girl friend. Just to add a bit of fun to her birthday presents. Made her laugh and who doesn’t want to eat penis pasta? Makes dinner more interesting too! Overall, a bit of fun for a good price and would recommend.
Pros:
Fun and decent price.
Cons:
Both.
Bottom Line:
Fun gift.
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Little K.
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5.0 star rating 02/12/18
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Funny gift
Review by Little K. on 12 Feb 2018 review stating Funny gift
I brought this at Christmas for my sister as we’ve always had an on going joke with penis pasta since Miranda. Needless to say this made her chuckle when she received it which is exactly what I wanted. Tastes like normal pasta you’re just paying a little extra for the novelty. I think it’s a great price to make somebody laugh. Highly recommend!
Pros:
Made my sister laugh.
Cons:
N/A
Bottom Line:
Great novelty gift.
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