1. Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Realistic Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator

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      1. Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Realistic Vagina and Ass Male Masturbator

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    1. Product Description

      Pleasure yourself with the firm, round ass, delicate lips and two inviting holes of this red-hot sex doll made from real-feel Fanta Flesh. Spank her fantastic curves and plunge into her 2 inviting holes as you experience intense climaxes again and again.

      The smooth behind of this big and heavy toy feels just like a real woman's rear. With sensual internal ribbing designed to stimulate and massage you with every thrust, her vagina and anus feel like the real thing, too.

      You can have orgasmic fun with her in both missionary and doggy-style sex positions, or even rest her on top of you for an all-encompassing experience.

      Lube her thoroughly with the included water-based lube for slippery lifelike pleasure.

      Key Features:

      • Realistic 7kg male masturbator with vaginal and anal openings
      • Firm curvy bottom, delicate lips and two inviting holes
      • Real-feel Fanta Flesh sensations
      • Heavy and stable for missionary and doggy-style positions
      • Includes samples of toy cleaner and water-based lube

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    1. Game Changer

      Reviewed: December 30, 2017 by DrWang, a Straight Married Male

      I'm blessed with a wife with a booty as big as this. She had a freak accident in September - stepped on a mobile phone charger she'd left on the stairs, fell down the bottom 3 steps and ended up in pain with a hairline crack on her pelvis. A month later I mentioned I was missing the vigorous rumpy pumpy sessions and she bought me this. I thought it was an expensive joke until 3 days later when she asked why I hadn't used it, hmmm.

      An electric blanket and some spanking warmed it up, L inserted a lubed right thumb up my anus, cupped my balls in her fingers, lubed my dick with her left hand and guided it into the pussy. Together we started pumping but L soon left me to it as she was getting aroused and needed both hands for herself. I came surprisingly quickly.

      It would have been worth the money for this alone but since then it's had an even greater impact. My wife's a piano teacher and one of her students is a frumpy overweight middle-aged woman who cuts her own hair and makes her own clothes. My wife asked her if she could alter an expensive dress she'd bought online which didn't hang properly, she came round for the evening, long story short, a bottle of wine later, it turns out the homemade clothes, badly cut hair and excess weight are a result of an abusive relationship, she doesn't want men to notice her.

      We decided to help, she's still making her own clothes but the fabrics and colours have got a lot brighter, L took her for a makeover in exchange for the alterations (she refused to be paid), she's lost some weight and had a proper haircut, it turns out she's only 32 and has curves to rival my wife's. We invited her for Xmas, L gave me Diane Hanson's 'The Big Butt Book' and I gave L some lingerie and a dildo. After those conversation starters, the subject of this review was mentioned, disbelief that such a thing existed had to be disproved, a demonstration followed and with the help of Diane Hanson the beauty of booty was comprehensively established.

      A serious point you should all understand. A woman's life has been fundamentally changed for the better, forever, at least in part because this thing exists. My wife and I were good before, but a young woman is learning to worship her own body, the first step to finding a man to worship it for her so she can concentrate on worshipping his. Ain't life sweet! Have a bootylicious new year.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Didn't exist 30 years ago.
      Bottom line
      3 new lives.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. F*cking Amazing

      Reviewed: October 11, 2017 by Yuri.Batres, a Straight Single Male

      I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created. I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good and they talked me into it.

      I am so grateful they did. After the first use I have absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I've made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses.

      As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, wow! I can use it and f*ck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to fuck you back. A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job.

      However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and f*cking this provides. Mount it on top of a "body" of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo f*ck session you can imagine.

      I highly recommend it to any guy - single or partnered - who needs to find an extra source fir sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, or guilty for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Realism, feel, manageability.
      Bottom line
      Worth the money.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. I Like Big Butts

      Reviewed: May 19, 2016 by Steve_C, a Straight Single Male

      Well, this is definitely the biggest sex toy I have ever bought. It was quite funny watching the postman struggling to carry it to my front door, oblivious as to what was inside (thanks to discreet packaging).

      The first thing I noticed was how heavy it was (7kg/20lbs), which is great and it really helps with making it feel closer to actual sex. The FantaFlesh material is very high quality, soft to the touch but firm so it holds its shape, and with delicate detailing of the realistic vagina lips and anus. This is the main difference I’ve found between this toy and the cheaper versions which are basically a lump of rubber with a hole in it. If you are willing to pay the extra then this toy is the real deal or as close to it as you can get.

      The toy feels very nice with the option of both holes available for your choosing. The holes do actually feel different but as they are connected at the ends it's actually only one hole to clean afterwards if you run the water through it. Because of the size and weight it means you can really throw this thing around and try all kinds of positions with it which is something that the Fleshlights and Tengas simply can't offer. It also comes with a bottle of water-based lubricant which is actually really good and a bottle of toy cleaner and some restoring powder to keep the real skin-like feel after washing it.

      The holes are the perfect size, not too tight like the smaller strokers but still tight enough to feel good. There is subtle texturing in both canals but nothing too exaggerated so it is a pretty realistic feeling. The only downside is the clean up afterwards can be a bit tricky due to the size and the fact that you can’t get the foam inner wet.

      You can use it in a few different positions. The flat base means you can put it on the edge of a table or desk and try standing doggy style or missionary or put it on the bed and lie on top of it. You can also lay on your back and place it on top for a cowgirl experience and with a bit of practice you can enjoy this position hands free. Using it whilst watching some POV style porn really adds to the experience.

      I couldn’t recommend this toy enough and I use it all the time but each time still feels like a special kind of experience. I can’t wait to try some other toys from the Pipedream Extreme collection.

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      Big, round and realistic.
      A bit pricey and tricky to clean.
      Bottom line
      A fantastic toy if you have the money.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Amazing, realistic look, feel and weight, hours of fun

      Reviewed: February 12, 2014 by Micky1987, a Straight Going Steady Male

      I bought this toy when I was working away a lot and used it once or twice with my g/f. I have used other masterbators in the past which where cheaper and felt okay but I must admit this toy is worth the extra few pounds!

      This is by far my favourite toy I own. It looks realistic soft to the touch great, ass and pussy. Easy to clean and maintain after use. I have spent many night working away with this toy in place of my g/f. It's as good as the real thing guys. Just Lubricate whichever hole you feel like using and away you go.

      Both holes are very tight and feel great once you're fully inside of them. My favourite positions with this toy is doggy style as the ass is so lifelike very spankable and if you lay on your back with the toy on top riding you the 7kg weight to the toy really feels amazing and realistic.

      I have had many hours of fun with this toy. It's kept me faithful to my g/f when working away and given me breath taking orgasms time after time.

      If you've got that extra few quid to spend on what I'd say is a luxury masturbator then this is the toy for you! Worth every penny if you're after a realistic pussy and ass!

    2. Overall Rating
      10 out of 10 stars
      The realistic soft feel, tight ass and pussy, soft spankable ass cheeks and the orgasms.
      Bottom line
      Top quality product, realistic features, mind blowing orgasms. A1 toy!
    3. 4 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. The simplicity of a vagina

      Reviewed: April 2, 2015 by JeremyX56, a Straight Single Male

      Since I am a newbie to the world of sex toys, I must say my first experience with my product was equally fair. As I took out the product the texture of the whole structure was very smooth, almost capable of being a real female ass.

      Before I test it out I checked the interior of the product by fingering the vagina and ass. The texture of both were the same but the ass was much tighter, great for anal lovers alike. I placed my sex toy on top my bed and it passed the test of managing to stay up with out help.

      I was able to slide in with no hands. I tried the sex toy in many favorable positions such as doggie, cowgirl, and reverse cow girl and I highly suggest this product to those with those favorable positions.

      After I was done the clean was very simple as washing a boot, simply splash of water and soap and scrub away. I then realised as I was cleaning the insides were more suckable and comforting. I suggest anybody willing to use this product, to sprinkle some water or some type of lube for maximum pleasure.

      I would like to say this product has a good long-lasting term, but I discover that after a good 4-5 week s (3 weeks if used in succession) that the insides will start getting really loose and start to feel worn out, but will still be able to be used for a good 3 years in my prediction.

      In my final conclusion, I would say that I have enjoyed this sex toy and will keep using it until damaged and highly suggest this to anyone, especially newbies to the world of sex toys.

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Tightness of ass, mobility of the positions.
      The vagina was loose, texture was bland could have been smooth.
      Bottom line
      I will give this product a solid 8.3/10. Highly suggest this to anal lovers.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes