Doc Johnson Realistic Squirting Dildo 5.5 Inch

May I just say, I feel it's a real shame this item has been discontinued, I got this item just in time.

I love love love it, when using this item I love the sensation of it ejaculating into me at the critical moment when you feel as though you are about to "ooh".

You know this is a must-have if you also love the feeling of ejaculation. If you are practising safe sex and long to know what it feels like then definitely buy this.

My wife and I bought this for the squirting capability and wow she was not left disappointed!

The girth is just about right but is a challenge to start with. Once the girth was accommodated, which my wife said really stretched her, the fun began.

The whole package works really well and the sploodge juice says to water down but we used it straight from the bottle, which gives it a thicker more realistic look and feel.

When the squirting time arrived my wife wanted a creampie and when the first stream shot inside her she open her mouth and her eyes rolled into her head! In all she felt 5 thick streams shoot inside her with the last one making her hold her stomach and say wow that felt incredible.

Overall it is definitely worth the money and is robust enough to last. I would also recommend the liquid silk lube with this as the sploodge juice will not last that long.

Trust me when I say that this monster isn't for the faint of heart! It puts all my other dildos to shame with its dominant size, huge (although, oddly shaped) testicles and ready-to-serve attitude. You can even hang your coat on it, and it will stay alert and erect like a true gentleman.

If you prefer regular-sized toys, then this dildo probably isn't for you. But if you crave (much) more girth from your toys, Mr. Johnson will fulfill that void (pun intended).

It is quite beautiful in all its glory. The details are truly amazing – every little fold, crease and wrinkle has been perfectly captured. The pronounced veins, the huge tip and those oddly shaped testicles will most definitely capture your attention.

This is by far the girthiest toy I own. It actually has more girth (6in at its widest point) than length (5.5in of insertable size), and if these impressive numbers aren't enough for you – it also squirts! This function is perfect for fulfilling your deepest and most secret sexual fantasies. The 'squirting' mechanism is easy enough to use – just fill it with your preferred liquid (as explained in the video), and get ready to point, and shoot!

The first time I used it, I filled it with half of the enclosed Splooge Juice and half warm water, as is suggested on the box. It was too runny for my taste and it made a mess on our sofa. I found that a 3:1 (lube:water) ratio is what works and feels best for me. It will be a bit harder to fill because of how thick it will be, but it's worth it. Making the concoction warm will make filling it easier. And it will feel nicer and quite close to the real thing!

Once lubed and inside, this toy is quite filling! Oh, my! For me, the insertion is easier if I turn the toy the other way around and use the testicles as a handle. If you don't usually climax during penetration alone, I suggest using a clitoral vibrator as well for a complex mind-blowing orgasm.

Good preparation is a must with this toy – use lots and lots of a good-quality water-based lube, both on yourself and on the toy. And start slow. Trust me. You don't want to rush it, otherwise it might become painful or at least, uncomfortable.

Doc Johnson's dildo is reasonably flexible and very squishable. It's fun to just play around, dangle and squeeze it when bored – kind of like those stress-relief gadgets.

The 'squirter' works well and holds a decent amount of liquid, although, I miss the the throbbing sensation which comes with the real thing – but that's something that's yet to be invented! However, this is still a decent replacement. The huge, oddly shaped testicles are great to grab onto. The suction base works perfectly with any smooth surface. It also doubles as a place to hide the squirting tube. I just roll it two times around the base and do a loose knot.

When you run out of Splooge Juice (and it will happen soon, as it's a rather small, 1oz bottle that's good for around two/three sessions), I suggest you get a big bottle of Liquid Silk lube (also available from Lovehoney) – it's got very suggestive colouring (you know what I mean!), and it's a great all-around lubricant. Be very careful if using anything else than approved body-safe types of liquids. You never know how your body might react, and vaginal flora is too delicate to mess around with.

Cleaning is easy with either a spray sex toy cleaner, or water and soap, since it's completely submersible. Don't forget to clean the squirter as well – I do this by filling it up with water and some liquid soap and expelling the mixture several times, until water stops bubbling inside. You can clean the dildo's tube the same way – using the soapy mix in the squirter. You don't want bacteria build up in there.

I love that it comes with its own, brilliantly blue storage pouch. Every toy should come with one of these!

There are, however, several niggles I noticed. First – the tube was visibly superglued to the dildo. Yes – superglued! Like it was sloppily assembled in a substandard knock-off sweatshop, and not 'Proudly made in America' as the box so proudly states. The hardened white matte glue was all over the part where the tube is coming out of the dildo's end. It made it look unfinished and unprofessional and I believe this needs to be addressed with a better solution.

Second, the smell. Oh, my, such a strong industrial rubber smell! It's been in use for a week now, ventilated outside the box from the moment the postman brought it, and it's still there. Hopefully, after several more uses and washes, it will go away.

Third, maybe it was just mine, but I noticed several air bubbles and smallish cuts on the dildo which makes me wonder how much 'abuse' it can take before it starts breaking down. As you probably know, PVC, rubbers and silicones don't endure cuts very well. The good thing is, it has endured a lot of squeezing and bending already, and it still works well. :)

And lastly, I feel that a toy with such a cool squirting feature should be made accessible to a wider range of customers, not just the ones who can take such a huge dildo without fainting. A smaller and narrower version of this toy would definitely make it enjoyable for more – any toy that requires more foreplay than a living, breathing person wouldn't usually be worth the hassle. This one is, but that's not the point. :)

In conclusion, regardless of these few issues, the toy works for me and I'm rather happy with it. Both me and my OH plan to have much more fun with it. However, I think it might be a bit overpriced considering what you get.

So, if you're sure you can take this toy – I say, go for it! It is a fun and novel dildo that might make your naughty fantasies come true! But if you're a newbie to a world of toys, better start off smaller.