Top or Bottom
Review by Melody. on 1 Jan 2021 review stating Top or Bottom A friend ordered me a present ‘to keep me company’ over the holiday period. A big heavy box arrived with no clues to give away the contents. “Surprise”, a big hunk of man meat. Out of the box, he looks as pleased to see me as I am to see him. Be careful he doesn’t take your eye out during the unboxing.This is one seriously sexy bod. I’m enjoying just running my hands over the soft feel skin and the lovely squeezable butt cheeks. And with that big straight rod in my face, I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to go down. Mouthfeel is excellent and there is definitely scope to practise your deep throat skills. But that can wait. I was hungry to get started and when I did, I couldn’t get enough. I raced through the first sixty-eight positions like a time-lapse video to a Benny Hill soundtrack. I’m a cowgirl forward and reverse. I’m a missionary, he’s a missionary, then with a little help from the bedroom wall, we’re spooning front and back. Sadly though, no ‘69’ for obvious reasons. On top, the body contours are perfect to caress. The shoulders great to grab, as are the buttocks for thrusting and bouncing. If you are into that sort of thing, there’s enough neck to wrap both hands around and squeeze. The torso also has a nice weight to it should you wish to lie back with him on your own tummy. Either way it up felt good. Very huggable. Everything went by in a blur and soon I was gushing deep in the anal passage. Not the chattiest post sex partner, but I guess that works for a lot of people. So I just lent back in a daze gazing over at my new roommate. The detailing is terrific with pronounced abs, a good set of pecs, some rib and collar bone definition and a tummy button you can stick your finger or whatever in. There’re nipples to be tweaked too. The manhood hasn’t been overlooked either, a sculptured head and pretty veins. His balls are small and tight and in the length over girth debate he scores well in the former. Like any man, you have to take what you get, and I’m very happy with what I’ve got. The ass is wonderfully tight.Over the next few nights, I find a massive advantage over standard dildos, even those with impressive suction cups, is that this one isn’t going to come loose and fall over. The penis is also ‘poseable’ so you can set the angle appropriate to front or rear facing action or just straight up and down. I had my torso on a bed and its only movements were ‘natural’. No frustrations over repositioning or re-sticking. The shaft isn’t the girthiest, but this gave me the opportunity to ‘DP’ with a couple of my other favourite dildos, something I’ve not done before but very rewarding. Dressing up can also be fun as the torso is big enough for real clothes. A simple t-shirt can help take the winter chill off body contact, but my preferred ensemble was a Lovehoney peek a boo bra and crotchless panty set. Another fantasy ticked.I’m still not sure about the best way to clean out the bum. Unlike say a Fleshlight, there is no exit hole for water to flow through. I took my guy in the shower with me but damn, it is so hard not to keep screwing around. That c*ck is always ready, willing and able. The chest and abs are great alternative places to unload and easy to wipe clean. When dry, it’s a joy to sprinkle a little talc over him just to feel the actual sexiness of your new best friend again. You are, though, going to need somewhere to keep this Adonis. Moving him around isn’t the easiest, not just because of the weight but his taught bod can go a little wibbly when he’s lifted. I’m lucky as I have a spare bedroom where he now hangs out, with a towel to hide his modesty.So, top or bottom? Well, my new housemate is happy to take it all night long, even when the going gets a little rough. He’s also a willing giver, no need for blue pills, even if he could swallow. I’m not giving him an actual name because that would be creepy right, but let’s just say that I will be making frequent trips to the guest room over the coming months, excited to sneak some quality time with “Mr Versatile.”
Pros:
So sexy and disturbingly lifelike to bond with.
Bottom Line:
The perfect package. Satisfies all my needs.
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