Pocket Size Realistic Ass Male Masturbator

My husband has always been intrigued by more life-like masturbators. I, on the other hand, was not so keen. I find them to be a bit of a threat if I am honest but with this one, it isn't life size so I wasn't too bothered. I bought it as a surprise for him as I was placing an order and this was pocket change thanks to the amazing Lovehoney sales.

It arrived quickly and discreetly in the standard boring brown box of joy. The packaging, in my opinion, isn’t great with XXX emblazoned on the front. It looks cheap and nasty but a box is a box, it was soon binned and the product put in a Lovehoney storage bag.

My first impression of this was to giggle. It's not a realistic size, the “bum cheeks” are little but the entry hole is a realistic size as for the touch, wow! I felt like I could pinch the cheeks -and I did. How could I not? The “skin” feels so realistic as does the internal canal. I have never and possibly will never put my fingers up a backside so I personally can't compare but my husband can.

“wooaaah, it feels like a bum” he laughed.

It is very easy to use, a wee squish of lube in the canal and a splosh on his dangly bits and we were set to go. The opening is really tight so it takes a good amount of effort to slide into it but it's worth the effort. My husband loved it, he was in his own blissful world. He does not last long with it that's for sure!

“Aw I love using this, it feels amazing.” Says he of many words.

It has a small hole on the opposite end which can be covered with a finger to increase suction but also makes cleaning easy. After the first clean I was surprised to see the state of it. It had turned into a wibbly, wobbly, flubbery, gelatinous, pink blob. The flesh tone had changed, every piece of fluff had stuck to it making my husband panic he had ruined it. Super wife to the rescue! Armed with corn starch and a bowl I tumbled it round and rubbed it all over the outside and inside, dusted off the excess and tadaaaaa it was as good as new. My husband's teary eyes soon vanished.

Overall, this is fantastic for the price, even at a higher price, it’s fantastic. It is discreet, effective and not intimating at all.

The pocket size ass male masturbator is soft and gentle on your skin really easy to clean and hide out of the way.

Can fit in your pocket and take it anywhere.

Really nice feeling. I put it in the sink and filled up the sink with warm water. After a few minutes I took it out and filled it with lubricant.

Felt amazing when I was playing with the product. Easy to hold onto, and with the warm water heating it up it felt like the real thing.

One of my most treasured products. Definitely worth giving it a try.

So like the title says, this was my first venture into the world of extra equipment for the bedroom scene. First of al,l it arrived quick and in discreet packaging, which was good as I live in a large household.

It's a small size, making it easy to hide if you so desire but it doesn't compromise on the experience.

As with all sex toys, it's a good idea to use plenty of lube with this to get the best experience and if you haven't already, order some sex toy cleaner to go with it as I found out the hard way that using ordinary soaps will ruin the feel of the silicone and give it a sticky texture.

As my first sex toy I don't really have anything to compare it to, but on the other hand, I bought it for only £2 so there really isn't any room for complaints.