Lisa Ann Barracuda Textured Fleshlight Girls

I ordered this about a year ago and after a year of use I thought I would give a review.

I love it. Simple. The one I ordered was damaged and Lovehoney were brilliant at getting an exchange out asap. It was over the Christmas period so I thought there would be some big delays but none at all. It wasn’t bad damage, just a tear on the inside.

Bought this purely as my wife said you keep buying me all these toys and we should get something for you. I have used it both on my own and my wife has also used it on me. Brilliant experience both times.

Cleaning isn’t really an issue but can sometimes stop you from using it as you can’t then be bothered to clear up afterwards so it’s only really the odd occasion we’ve used it. A lot of fun though. My wife would say do you want to use Lisa? Even that’s hot!

100% recommended.

This toy has a fantastic texture. The simple posts inside it are good enough as they are, but the small ridge at the start is a real difference maker. It adds a little bit of extra tightness that would probably suit an anal sleeve quite well.

As usual, the build quality is great and the outside looks pretty good, realistic without being off putting and fairly fetish-neutral.

I would normally complain about textures that are unharmed, but this one just seems to work well with the ridge being the only break up, and a very welcome one at that.

Works well with: H2O lube.

I received this in exchange for an honest review, so here goes.

The first point I'd make is why oh why would you name something designed to put your cock in after an aggressive, carnivorous fish with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth capable of severing your best mate from the rest of your body with one snap of his jaw. This might have made me a little apprehensive waiting for the arrival of the product.

Once it had arrived, in Lovehoney's ubiquitous fashion, rapidly and in a nice discreet box, I rushed home and ripped into the box hoping not to be eaten alive penis first.

My fears were allayed a little by the nice friendly packaging. It comes in a good quality box with a picture of the Fleshlight alongside Lisa Ann, owner of the lady parts this model were moulded from.

When out of the box the first thing I noticed was the sheer size of the thing, it's much bigger than any of the strokers I've used before and combined with the solid plastic case it has some weight behind it as well. If you don't like it for it's intended use you can still keep in by your bed as a weapon to deter any would-be burglars.

The Fleshlight comes with the inner already inserted into the plastic casing with an end cap to cover the business end and small packet of "Fleshlube." The casing has "Fleshlight" written down the side so you wouldn't really be able to claim it was particularly discreet.

Taking the end cap off you can see "entrance" which, as fanny's go is fairly attractive and off to the side is Lisa Ann's signature.

The material of the inner is really soft, certainly the softest of any stroker I own or have used in the past and when you pop the inner out you can see why it needs a solid casing, it really is very soft and will just flop about if not contained within its scaffolding.

Onto the intended function - the Fleshlight was lubed up and handed to Mrs B (I still couldn't get past the name and needed a little moral support). She slipped it onto my penis as I felt my body tense up waiting for the rows of fang-like teeth to do their worst and then I immediately relaxed. Wow, this thing feels good! It glides on really easily and with fairly minimal lube. It is certainly the closest stroker to the real thing I've ever used. The nodules (we'll call them that now rather than teeth) make for a really good feel and become more intense on the back stroke. It did not take long for all initial misgivings to dissolve away to be replaced by waves of pleasure.

With some strokers I've found them a little unforgiving and even uncomfortable, one once felt like I'd stuck my cock in cheese grater and even the better ones have taken a few strokes to get the lube even distributed before they become completely comfortable but no such problems with the Fleshlight - it felt almost tailor made from beginning to end.

The case is big and perhaps a little cumbersome but it doesn't take long to get used to it, even with Mrs B's fairly small hands so coped admirably and even got a good grip on the larger section of the casing. The cap at the other end of the casing, designed to control the suction doesn't do a right lot, you can feel the difference if you loosen it off but it makes a rather annoying rattle, I'd say decide whether you prefer the increased suction or not and if not just take the end off completely.

Taking the inner out for cleaning is really easy and popping it back in is simple as well. With all the nodules it does take a little bit of cleaning but it will come clean running it under a tap. You can turn it inside out if your gentle and wanted to make sure you got it surgically sterile but it's not necessary. Drying, however, takes a while, really you need to leave it out overnight before sealing it up and putting it away.

With a price only 1p shy of £60 it's not cheap considering you can get some of the Thrust toys for £5 when they're on offer and other strokers even less but you most definitely get what you pay for - It wouldn't surprise me if the rest of my collection made it's way to the bin as they're unlikely to see the light of day with this thing in town - just need to see how durable it is over time. Even if it doesn't last that long I would probably just get another Fleshlight.