1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo Vibrator Harness Kit 9 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars2 reviews

      To vibe, or not to vibe: that is the question. Take your pick with this super-versatile kit, which offers you a realistic, curved 9 inch dildo with amazingly lifelike textures and a rounded head, plus an adjustable harness for added play potential.

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      1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo Vibrator Harness Kit 9 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      To vibe, or not to vibe: that is the question. Take your pick with this super-versatile kit, which offers you a realistic, curved 9 inch dildo with amazingly lifelike textures and a rounded head, plus an adjustable harness for added play potential.

      Use the wired controller to transform your dildo into a vibrating delight with 3 speeds and 7 patterns to drive you and your lover wild.

      You can stick the dildo to a hard, flat surface thanks to its suction cup base, then explore its fulfilling 6.5 inch girth to your heart's content.

      Or you can use it with the included harness, which is fully adjustable and also has a loop to hold the controller during your pleasure sessions. You can amp up the wearer's excitement by slipping a bullet vibe into the central pocket of the harness.

      Whether you choose buzzing bliss or static sensations, be sure to include a splash of water-based lubricant so you can scale the highest heights of satisfaction.

      Authentic detailing meets perfect proportions with the Lifelike Lover Ultra collection of prodigious penises. Impressive in both looks and size, these high-quality cocks are guaranteed to hit the spot and stay hard all night long.

      Pleasure doesn't have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection.

      Key Features:

      • Lifelike 9 inch dildo vibrator harness kit with removable wired controller
      • Firm but flexible shaft is loaded with realistic features like raised veins and a bulbous head for a truly authentic experience
      • Battery-powered controller powers 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration to add stimulation
      • When used without the controller, the dildo is waterproof – remote and wire are splashproof only
      • Explore solo satisfaction thanks to the strong suction cup base
      • Includes a harness that adjusts between 28 inches and 65 inches, with a waist loop for holding the controller
      • Provided O-rings have diameters of 1.75, 2, and 2.5 inches
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3.5 inches
      • Base type: Flared
      • Circumference: 6.5 inches
      • Insertable Length: 9 inches
      • Length: 9.5 inches
      • Oring diameter: 2.5 inches
    2. Power and speed

      • Battery Info: 2 x AAA
      • Controller Type: Removable - Wired
      • Power Type: Batteries (not included)
      • Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns
    3. How it feels

      • Flexibility: Firm
      • Waterproof: Splashproof

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    1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo Vibrator 9 Inch Harness Set

      To vibe, or not to vibe: that is the question. Take your pick with this super-versatile kit, which offers you a realistic, curved 9 inch dildo with amazingly lifelike textures and a rounded head, plus an adjustable harness for added play potential.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo Vibrator Harness Kit 9 Inch 2 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo Vibrator Harness Kit 9 Inch
      2. Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Dildo Vibrator Harness Kit 9 Inch

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    1. We love it

      Reviewed: July 15, 2019 by Smultron, a Bisexual Other Female

      I live in Sweden and received this quickly, after only a few days. The package was a discreet, plain cardboard box.

      This set includes a harness. Three O-rings in different sizes, a dildo and a wired controller.

      The dildo is long and girthy, so both of us needed some warming up before being able to take it. Long lasting water-based lube is highly recommended with this toy! It looks and feels realistic enough, and I love the texture, which feels especially good during vaginal play. The suction cup lets you secure the dildo on any smooth surface, such as a table or the bathroom wall.

      You can use this as a dildo, or plug in the wired controller and enjoy the vibrations. There are three vibration speeds and seven patterns to choose from. The vibrations can be felt throughout the dildo and are surprisingly powerful, given that this toy only uses two AAA batteries! Navigating through the various settings is super easy. Just use the push button on the controller.

      Lovehoney's Universal Strap-On Harness is very well made and will last for a really long time. I bought one years ago and there's only minor wear and tear. It's great to have two, so we can use one while the other is drying. This set comes with three O-rings, but the harness is compatible with smaller or larger ones so that the dildo stays in place during sex.

      This harness is quite comfortable to wear. The straps are fully adjustable and can fit almost any size. The triangle is made of a soft material and has a pocket to insert a bullet vibrator (not included.) Once you get the hang of it, changing the o-ring, inserting the dildo and putting on the harness is a piece of cake.

      Even though this is a brilliant set, my only complaint is that there isn't a way to secure the controller on the harness belt. One of you has to hold it, or it will be lying and tumbling around on the bed.

      To clean the harness I hand-wash it and let it air dry. I spray the controller and wire with sex toy cleaner and wipe them down with a clean towel. For the dildo and the O-rings first I use sex toy cleaner, then wash them with perfume-free soap and let them air dry. I prefer to store the harness with the O-rings in a pouch, the dildo in another, and put the controller and wire in one of my drawers. This way I make sure that neither the dildo nor the O-rings come in contact with other toys.

      Overall, this is a good quality harness set for those who like it big! It's very versatile as the harness fits both women and men, and most dress sizes. You can use the dildo on your own or with a partner, and the vibrations are powerful!

    2. Overall Rating
      9 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything! Good quality, versatile. Dildo size and texture. Strong vibrations. Great harness.
      Cons
      Can't secure the controller on the harness belt.
      Bottom line
      An amazing set if you like it big!
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    1. Substantial

      Reviewed: July 19, 2019 by PermanentlyAroused

      This dildo is not for the faint-hearted! With an insertable length just shy of 9 inches and a girth of about 6.5, it’s a rather substantial piece. There are lots of pronounced veins and a good-shaped helmet. It is indeed very realistic looking, though the underside is very smooth which does look a little odd. It’s not noticeable in use though! There’s plenty of bend in it, and it also squeezes very nicely.

      The dildo has a very good suction cup on the base, so if you’re not using it in the harness you have another option. There’s a small tab on the suction cup that you pull to release it - you will need it because I couldn’t pull it off the bathroom tiles without it!

      The vibrator aspect of this dildo is powered by a pair of AAA batteries which you install in an oval controller. This is connected to the dildo via a cable with 3.5mm headphone-style jacks on each end. The placement of the port on the side of the dildo does have the side effect of reducing the amount of insertable length slightly.

      There are 3 speeds and 7 patterns. The vibrations travel pretty well through the entire dildo, though are noticeably stronger in the middle section.

      The harness comes with three O-rings (2.5”, 2”, 1.75”) so you can use the harness with other dildos. You’ll need the 2.5” O-ring for this one though. There’s a well-designed groove just above the suction cup into which the O-ring sits very nicely. The O-ring is held in place by 4 poppers which are easy to open but won’t come undone whilst in use. The harness is made of a padded material with webbing for the straps. There is an elasticated loop on the right-hand side which you can slip the controller into so you don’t drop it in the heat of action! There’s also a small pouch behind where the dildo sits into which you could slip a bullet vibrator.

      The sheer weight of the dildo does cause it to lean outwards and downwards from the harness, and we couldn’t tighten the harness sufficiently to prevent this. It doesn’t make it unusable by any stretch of the imagination, but it does make it a bit harder to control for the harness wearer. In use we definitely enjoyed it - my partner was quite impressed that I took it all!

    2. Overall Rating
      8 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Good-sized girth.
      Cons
      A little too heavy for the harness.
      Bottom line
      If you enjoy big toys, this is well worth a look.
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