UPRIZE: The World's First Self-Erecting Dildo

Ever wished you could have rock hard erections at the press of a button?

Well now, you can!

Introducing UPRIZE: The world's first auto-erecting dildo.

With the ability to go from limp to pimped in a matter of seconds, there's never been a boner so reliable.

Plus, it houses a super-powerful 10-function motor for intense vibrations that'll please even the most power-hungry pleasure-seekers.

And its versatility doesn't stop there: UPRIZE is hypoallergenic thanks to its silicone body, 100% waterproof, remote controlled and perfectly shaped for G-spot and P-spot massage. Phew!

What's your favorite feature? Let us know in the comments section.

To learn more about UPRIZE, and watch Jess and Sammi gawk at its fabulous uppy-downy glory, keep reading...