There have been 6.9 million unique searches on Lovehoney.co.uk in the past year.
Most of the words that are typed into the search box at the top of our site are pretty straightforward - cock rings, vibrators and all the other types of sex toy we sell.
And when customers type in a phrase, we try to present them with the product or page they're looking for. Simple.
But! Some of the searches are not quite what you'd expect...
Sorry, we don't have a page for that!
Or any of the below, which are just some of the 101 funniest, weirdest, and 'whoops you're on the wrong website' searches we found.