Pick-up lines. Do you love them or hate them?
Someone sidling up to you at the bar and 'breaking the ice' by pretending to be a penguin and smashing an ice cube might not exactly do it for you...
But a so-bad-it's-good line from someone you like?
To celebrate World Emoji Day, we've given some of our fave cheeky, cheesy (and not at all sleazy) pick-up lines an emoji makeover.
If, like me, you convince yourself you can pack a whole vacation’s worth of essentials into one carry-on bag (rolling your clothes is the answer, people), then you’ve probably experienced the 'hairdryer or sex toy' dilemma.
As far as I’m concerned, my Mantric wand has just as much right to a corner of my suitcase as my hair straighteners and 7 pairs of shoes.
And though I know the humidity will turn my hair into a fuzzy mess as soon as I get off the plane, and I'll shuffle around in the same pair of sandals all week, at least I'll have great orgasms.
If you can’t bear to leave your trusty plaything behind, then here are a few tips for taking your toys on vacation.
Fifty Shades of Grey was the global erotica phenomenon that launched author E L James to international heights.
The adventures of Anastasia and Christian Grey had audiences gripping their seats and getting hot under the collar for years, and even spawned 3 blockbuster movies starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.
To celebrate the release of E L James' newest erotic offering, The Mister, we asked you to indulge in some Red Room-inspired revelry of your own (with the help of a few sexy toys and accessories from our official Fifty Shades range), then tell us all about it.
And it turns out you had plenty to say! Here are a few highlights from your thwack-by-thwack accounts.
If you have a clitoris, then chances are you'll have been flicking your on/off switch ever since you discovered its magical powers.
If it ain't broke don't fix it, right? Wrong.
Deeper orgasms - the ones you can experience through stimulation of your internal erogenous zones - unfold more slowly, building to an overwhelming and intense peak, and last much longer. Some women even experience multiple orgasms as a result.
Using a sex toy to explore these hidden hot spots can help you find new ways to pleasure yourself, as well as different techniques and angles to try during sex.
From beautiful glass wands to lifelike schlongs of all shapes and sizes, we've got the dildo to help you find your ultimate inner orgasm.
Thinking of adding a wand vibrator to your sex toy collection? We couldn't be happier for you – your sex life is about to get a seriously hefty shot in the arm.
Originally invented by Japanese company Hitachi as a soothing cure for sore muscles (we don't believe a word of it), the wand vibrator now comes in a variety of guises.
Not only is there now a wand to suit every budget, Samantha Jones' favourite sex toy is now available in a plethora of different sizes and styles, from pocket-friendly pals to plug-in power tools.
With so many wands vying for your attention, you're probably feeling a little overwhelmed.
With that in mind, we thought we'd share 5 of our fave wands with you, to help you find the right one for you.
Not only is April 21st Lovehoney's 16th Birthday, it's also Sexual Happiness Day, a celebration of the billions of benefits of amazing sex.
16 years ago, we sold our very first sex toy (it was a rabbit vibrator, in case you're curious), and ever since then we've done our darndest to fill your sex lives with pleasure, experimentation and, most importantly, more fun than you can shake a suction cup dildo at.
Like all good birthdays, we're making ours last a whole week, which means amazing offers on bestselling sex toys every single day.
And if that wasn't enough, here are 7 ways to put a sexy spring in your step this week.
Ever gazed at your favourite vibrator and wondered what generous genius dreamt up its magical shape and amazing orgasm-giving powers?
Where would we be without our favourite setting, the speed we know will skyrocket us to orgasm, and the toy we keep on standby by our bedside?
From its very basic beginnings in Joseph Granville's doctor's surgery, to the flashy, bells-and-whistles varieties we now know and love, no sex toy has a more colourful history than the wand vibrator.
We've delved into our X-rated history book to bring you the edited highlights. Enjoy!
There have been 6.9 million unique searches on Lovehoney.co.uk in the past year.
Most of the words that are typed into the search box at the top of our site are pretty straightforward - cock rings, vibrators and all the other types of sex toy we sell.
And when customers type in a phrase, we try to present them with the product or page they're looking for. Simple.
But! Some of the searches are not quite what you'd expect...
Sorry, we don't have a page for that!
Or any of the below, which are just some of the 101 funniest, weirdest, and 'whoops you're on the wrong website' searches we found.